How do you kill bugs? (If u do)

Famine
Kitchen antibacterial spray will kill almost anything.
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Definitely. I use them on ants, though you have to use so much that you have to take a paper towel and clean up the mess.

Famine
One squirt and the moth dies on contact.
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Now why would you go and kill a moth? :(

I only kill the very annoying (flies!) and the potentially harmful (centipedes, scorpions, certain spiders, bees/wasps, and mosquitos). The rest get scooped up and shoved outside.
 
I leave the front door open and put a sugar trail or a bright light to guide them outside the house.

You cruel bastards.
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moths eat stuff. that is why they must die.



...what a justification!
 
Me and my nephew had a great idea on how to kill all bugs so as we did with Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, both made out of plastic.
Shoeshine Spray like anti-rain stuff for spray on leather, and then light a match, i guarantee that works.

Both Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker died in the satanic flames. So did some flies i think.
My aunt smelled the burned plastic for three months, she still curse me for what i did 20 years ago. :)
 
Famine
Moths are evil butterflies. I thought everyone knew that.
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I'm not scared of most bugs, but moths freak me out. I live right near a nature park, so we get swarms of these little moth like creatures hanging around our house. So I go around spraying the swarms with Windex, they just fall to the ground and start convulsing...its great fun :D
 
I remember an old dude me and my brother came accross sitting in his back yard with a home made bug zapper ( from a toaster grill ) He would bait it with bacon strips and such and when it got nice and crowded he'd throw the switch and cackle like a loon....he was our idol for about a week..then we found someone who noticed bleach made bugs go nuts....bwaaaaaaahahahahaaha mispent youth !
 
If it´s a spider or cockroach I step on it, but if it´s something more harmless like a centipede or a worm I grab it (with some paper) and throw it on the grass at the backyard. Or the toilet, whichever is closer.
 
You grab centipedes? Yeech – you know those two wavy things at the butt-end are stingers, right?

Though I love bugs, one of my great fears is of a centipede falling from the ceiling onto my head.
 
So this one time when I was about 13 I went through this whole pyro stage (doesn't everyone) & I set this huge beetle on fire. You could hear it screaming & everything. It was way too much fun.
 
ooh blowtorch, spatula or the waste disposal if the bug zapper doesnt get them before i do mwahahaha we got a hornet problem at work and its a bit dangerous to have em flying around in a small kitchen getting angry 👍
 
zoxxy
I throw them at the floor and then strangle them to death.
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A: Dont kill moths cos its unlucky.
B: Beetles, spiders etc all kill the little 🤬 that fly round you on hot summer nights, so leave 'em alone.
C: Flies are just ugly mother 🤬 that are covered in dogs**t and deserved to be annihalated(sic) by any means possible.
D: Cockroaches are a miracle of natural engineering/evolution.
E: Ants are next in line to take over the Earth so leave them alone as well......

Im insectophobic and anything that flies and buzzes at the ame time scares me 🤬 s**tless. Sad eh?

Chairman Mao was right apart from the starlings bit.........or was it sparrows.
 
Event
I can see it now. A skinny, british guy running around his kitchen yelling at a fly.
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It works.

If you shouted for around six months solid, you'd generate enough energy to heat a cup of coffee to boiling. Imagine what you can do to a bluebottle in a few seconds of concerted ranting...

Razorback
A: Dont kill moths cos its unlucky.
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Moths are evil butterflies. I told you. When butterflies are naughty they get turned into moths - that's why they always fly into lights. They're trying to get turned back into good butterflies.

All moths must die. It's them or you, buddy. Them or you. They're plotting against you as we speak.
 
Imagine what you can do to a bluebottle in a few seconds of concerted ranting...
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I think my wife suscribes to this theory ...it may even work...my head sometimes feels like it will explode..In fact I think this explains the " ***** , moan and nag reflex" most women have...
spray adhesive and lots of bugs ...when it dries spray acrlic sealer ...Viola ! Instant art and a bunch of dead bugs !
 
Try squashing one of our roaches before it eats off your face. Took this photo this evening. Usually I hate having chemicals in the house but the Raid was needed tonight!
 

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Famine
It works.

If you shouted for around six months solid, you'd generate enough energy to heat a cup of coffee to boiling. Imagine what you can do to a bluebottle in a few seconds of concerted ranting...



Moths are evil butterflies. I told you. When butterflies are naughty they get turned into moths - that's why they always fly into lights. They're trying to get turned back into good butterflies.

All moths must die. It's them or you, buddy. Them or you. They're plotting against you as we speak.
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All this moth talk brings the scene in the great movie Tommy Boy, where a vacum was used to be rid of those flying evil butterflies.
 
chaser_fan
Try squashing one of our roaches before it eats off your face. Took this photo this evening. Usually I hate having chemicals in the house but the Raid was needed tonight!
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That is just gross. I would have been so freaked out.
 
If it's flying around, and it's too quick to hit, i ususally employ the help of an aerosol can, and spray it at the bug untill it simply falls down, and then a squash it with an old magazine.
 
chaser_fan
Try squashing one of our roaches before it eats off your face. Took this photo this evening. Usually I hate having chemicals in the house but the Raid was needed tonight!
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Woah, dude, I'd so burnitate that one with a flamethrower. :mischievous:
 
Viper Zero
I have an arsenal of chemical based Weapons of Mass Destruction. The insect infidels are left to die and serve as examples of my absolute power in my vast killing fields.
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Sigh. [shakes head]

This would be moderately funny if I didn't know you so well...
 

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