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Originally posted by viper_maniac
*looks around while tapping foot*

And just where in the hell is everyone???? :confused: :confused:

I'm sitting here shivering in my room. I'm about to go watch a movie. I just started renting dvds through this online place.. it's pretty cool :)
 
Originally posted by viper_maniac


Don't you have heat???

:lol: Yes, I have heat, silly.. but my room's on the third floor. It's not as warm up here as it is downstairs. Plus, I'm *always* cold... even in 100 degree weather, I'll tell ya it's not hot enough.
 
Originally posted by viper_maniac


You getting smart with me, boy???:odd: :reallyodd

Okay mr born on April 28, 1982. I think your the boy BOY !!!!



















j/k LOL !!!!!!! ps Yes i am getting smart with you HAHA ... :D :D :D :D
 
Originally posted by TATINEE


:lol: Yes, I have heat, silly.. but my room's on the third floor. It's not as warm up here as it is downstairs. Plus, I'm *always* cold... even in 100 degree weather, I'll tell ya it's not hot enough.
Have you ever been in 100 degree weather???
 
Originally posted by TATINEE


:lol: Yes, I have heat, silly.. but my room's on the third floor. It's not as warm up here as it is downstairs. Plus, I'm *always* cold... even in 100 degree weather, I'll tell ya it's not hot enough.

Hmmmmm........ I see. Have you considered living on the sun? j/k :D
 
Originally posted by TATINEE


Yep.. I've even been in 110 degree weather. I loved it.
But were you not cold? you said your even cold in 100 degree weather.... :eek:
 
Originally posted by viper_maniac


Hmmmmm........ I see. Have you considered living on the sun? j/k :D

I thought about it briefly, but I'd have to live alone b/c no one else I know can stand it that hot.. poor me.
 
Originally posted by TATINEE


Yes, I'm cold in 100 degrees, however, 110 was just right. :P
Oh okay i see now... so your like this:cold: in 100 degree weather . But 110 your like this: ;) . What about 130? Willl you feel like this: :fdevil: :fdevil: ???
 
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAMNIT!! I can't change my avatar. I am trying to use one of Loud's avatars. Everytime I try to change it keeps telling me that it ain't a valid .GIF or .JPG file. What the hell??? :mad: :mad:
 
Originally posted by viper_maniac
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAMNIT!! I can't change my avatar. I am trying to use one of Loud's avatars. Everytime I try to change it keeps telling me that it ain't a valid .GIF or .JPG file. What the hell??? :mad: :mad:

post it to Jordan and see what he can do about it.
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS
Oh okay i see now... so your like this:cold: in 100 degree weather . But 110 your like this: ;) . What about 130? Willl you feel like this: :fdevil: :fdevil: ???

that'll be enough, smart arse. *kicking you in the butt*
 
Originally posted by TATINEE


that'll be enough, smart arse. *kicking you in the butt*

Auhhh what did i say?? gosh everyone is calling me smart/and smart arse today..... :P
 
Hey have any of yall seen this before??:::::



"This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries. "
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS
Hey have any of yall seen this before??:::::



"This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries. "

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Nocturnal, I've never seen that before, but it's really funny! I wish I had the guts to write a bunch of bull on one of my job applications! hehe
 
Originally posted by TATINEE
Nocturnal, I've never seen that before, but it's really funny! I wish I had the guts to write a bunch of bull on one of my job applications! hehe
Hehe yeah its pretty cool . You should try it see if it works..
 
*walks around mumbling something*

*stops*


*looks around*


*feels maniac side coming out it full force*

:fdevil: :fdevil: :fdevil: :fdevil: :fdevil: :fdevil:
 
Originally posted by viper_maniac
*walks around mumbling something*

*stops*


*looks around*


*feels maniac side coming out it full force*

:fdevil: :fdevil: :fdevil: :fdevil: :fdevil: :fdevil:

*whispers to Nocturnal* you were right.. he IS a few fries short of a happy meal.
 
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