Did you make them safes or did someone else?Originally posted by PunkRock
i'm pretty sure it is, i'm gettin' tired of it... back to them safes, i think.
sorry guys, i can't play right now. i'm too busy with other stuff, maybe later tonight? i mean, i still have a life...(not that you guys don't)
YOU FREAKING NAILED IT!!Originally posted by SCOTTtheBOMB
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Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
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ed her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"
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