How much do you know about Ferrari? - Weird letter to Evo magazine.

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So you maintain that her name is Ann Branson?

Eh?

It doesn't look like he's maintaining that, even on his blog.

Carlos Kavros' Blog
You know Prince Charles of England is an avid fanatic of Aston Martin motorcars? Well, his true name is Mr. Alan Branson. So, who is Queen Elizabeth II you may ask? Well, her true name is Ms. Ann Branson. Ms. Ann Branson alias 'Queen Elizabeth II' top-secretly has identical octuplet sons born in England on 18th September 1971 and they are named; Andrew, Brian, Carlos, Dennis, Graham, Ian, Jehovah and Joseph (all surnamed Branson) and some are alias 'Mr. Lester Gray' e.g. Mr. Andrew Branson alias 'Mr. Lester Gray'. Have you noted the 'famous' surname, Branson? (Here I place the word famous in captions because the surname Branson is not legitimately famous i.e. the pertainant publicity/imagery is truly and very badly false). Well, Ms. Ann Branson alias 'Queen Elizabeth II' is Mr. Richard 'Virgin' Branson's true mother! But, Mr. Richard 'Virgin' Branson is using a fake name too! Mr. Richard 'Virgin' Branson's true name is Mr. Harold Branson. Ms. Ann Branson alias 'Queen Elizabeth II' commanded one of her top-secret identical octuplet sons to commit serious crimes for her and he did; she induced embarrassment from this and she also developed a 'need-for-help' and she started to express this 'need-for-help' in the form of commanding that the model-ident DB8 be DB9 (very advanced psychology knowledge may be needed here) and Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson' (also the World's worst criminal) duly obliged and helped it to occur.

FACT: The famous James Bond movie titled Octopussy was (and is) titled so in connection with Ms. Ann Branson alias 'Queen Elizabeth II', her top-secret identical octuplet sons and her vagina (the word pussy is slang for vagina).

McLink
 
It was the same one, just a few pages along - click on the "Next 5>" at the bottom-right.

There's hundreds of posts, all along the same lines - including how he designed the Saab Aero concept (in 1985), the Range Rover Sport (in 1983), the Lamborghini Espada (in 1982), and drove/owned 5 Ferrari F60s (not called "Enzo" because Enzo was a criminal, apparently) in the US 4 years before they were launched. All from his Superuniversity in a "security checkpointed part of the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia".


And he really doesn't like Richard Branson.
 
Perhaps this is all a joke?
 
We think he needs some therapy. We're sending the Prince to roll him up so We can speak with him. Or, perhaps, We can just toss him into the Cosmos. Yes, he is a waste of space on Earth. There are enough things on Earth to replace him, We don't think anyone will notice him in the Cosmos. He probably won't make that bright of a star anyway.

-The King of All Cosmos
 

And he really doesn't like Richard Branson.

Major understatment, but then again it would appear he has an issue with you as well Famine.

Carlos the Madman
A resident of Lesbos (Greece) would in fact be a Lesbosyan, because Lesbos should be named Lesbosya - as in the country names Libya and Kenya.

The World's first female homosexual B.C., in the year 3168 B.C., was named Og.

I completely disagree with lesbians and lesbianism.

Being the hockey playing lesbian that you are, it would seem that Carlos 'disagrees' with you, he's less clear about the actual nature of the disagreement, but does seem quite insistent.

Ahh, its blogs like this that make me love the net.

Scaff
 
This guy = Flipplin nut job with a serious need for a frontal lobe labotamy.

I've never seen a bigger conspiracy theorist in my life.
 
So why did evo publish this letter?

It was run in the 100th issue of EVO and was purely an indication of the weirdest letter they had received, the intro for it reads..

EVO
In 100 issues we've printed an awful lot of letters, but none intrigued us quite as much as this one, which we now share with you. And no we didn't make it up.

..lets be honest if you received that in your in-box you would want to share it as well (well I know I would), you just don't come across this level of strangeness everyday.

Regards

Scaff
 
:lol: Now it makes sense. I thought evo was lending validity to it by publishing it - not so, thank God.
 
This guy is an oxygen thief of the first order. I am in awe of his lunacy. :eek:
 
This man speaks the entire truth.

And, please urgently only Comments from persons that have met and know me. This will probably culminate in nil Comments even though many persons Worldwide have met and know me. Get the X-Files out and check for conspiracies and electronic communication interceptions! Note: I will delete any other Comments.

I know, because I met him in a secure check-pointed part of Asia, while working on the design of the Apple MacBook Pro computer. In truth, though, I was actually there working as MI6 agent 004, which is why agent 009 (Dr. Carlos Kavros) and I met, as we were working secretly to overthrow Mr. Steve Branson (more commonly known as Steve Jobs) before he destroyed the Apple MacBook Pro computer prototype, which he later took credit for creating.

And, last but not least it was me that designed and engineered this Apple MacBook Pro Computer, with four assistants that designed and engineered all the machinery that produced it's components, and at Al Qalina Superuniversity, the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. I searched my brain to recall when I engineered the Apple MacBook Pro computer and recalled that it was in November 1984 (yes, 1984!); approximately twenty-two years ago. It has been available in secure check-pointed parts of asia since then, but the Branson (I like to say Dranson) conspiracy has restricted it from entering the "common world" since then.
 
Hello Forumers,

On Th.23.3.1995. I featured on the U.K.'s BBC Radio One broadcasting from the Vatican, Rome, Italy and it was publicized that I designed/engineered the Lamborghini Gallardo, the Lamborghini Murcielago, the Range Rover Marque III, the Saab 9-3, the Saab 9-5 plus many other motorcars and in what years.

The age of this broadcast is 100% irrelevant because of it's high value i.e. it was, and still is, one of the most important items of media in U.K./World history. If you do locate an audio recording of the genuine broadcast (i.e. not the 'cover-up' version), you may want to keep it sacred. Try exposing it on the Internet and you will probably be blocked by some severe thugs e.g. Gangland Supercriminal Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson'.

My Range Rover Marque III themed Blog at www.xanga.com/jakatta does not mention me as it's designer/engineer – this is because I am cautious about The Common World’s Internet and what I post at it; The Common World’s Internet is wracked with delusions.

From this very very rare tangible evidence (the audio recording) including about the life in security check-pointed Asia you should deduce that I honestly did design/engineer the Range Rover Sport, the Saab Aero X and the Lamborghini Espada motorcars.

I know that I seem ludicrous but bear in mind that I have very very rare insider knowledge of security check-pointed Asia where many of the World’s prestigious brands truly originate and much earlier than is claimed in The Common World and where the education centers are approximately twenty years ahead, where Google searching "Queen Elizabeth II" reveals that she is a Ms. Ann Branson and where Google searching "the founder of Virgin" reveals that my mother, a Ms. Carla Kavros founded the Virgin group of companies, and in April 1958. My mother was a 00- agent and so am I (009) but maybe we will amicably agree to differ in our beliefs here.

Prince Charles's name is Mr. Alan Branson (and he is the 5th member of The World's Worst Organized Crime Ring).

Ferrari honestly did originate in Asia – in 1774 a Mr. So Ferrari founded Ferrari Motors and the first Ferrari motorcar (also the World's first motorcar) was powered by coal (I have seen it (Th.4.7.1996. Shanghai, China). See how the name Ferrari is like the names Hitachi, Kawasaki, Konami, Mitsubishi and Suzuki. Ahhh, mysterious Asia.

I have not read the EVO letter, I have only recently become aware of it. I think the EVO people like me to be honest and maybe they were lending validity to my claims, or, they were being neutral.

There is simply a very long-term problem with very very bad and very very high-profile organized crime, around much of the World maing it seem on thing when it is another. Honest. The World is at war.

Mr. Steve Jobs did not found Apple Computers – and I do have Apple computers from security check-pointed Asia e.g. at my home in Southern Spain.

I have been away from security check-pointed Saudi Arabia for a very long time now so I will cautiously say that parts of security check-pointed Asia are approximately twenty-years ahead of The Common World and increasing by approximately six weeks per year.

On F.23.3.07. Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson' is jailed for fourteen days for assaults of Virgin staff. Even Virgin, in security check-pointed Asia, is approximately twenty years ahead of The Common World.

On Su.18.3.07. Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson' was charged, by the Metropolitan Police of London, England, with nine murders and these charges will not be cancelled.

The telephone numbers for The Metropolitan Police of London, England Publicity & Press Office (24hrs) is (+44) (0) 20 7230 2171 - will they be honest about Mr. Harold Branson's alias 'Mr. Richard Branson's' murder charges?

I do not hate Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson', and dislike is the wrong word, but I do completely disagree with everything he thinks, says and does because everything he thinks, says and does is knowingly wrong.

Richless Dranson is a good cartoon-character way of describing/perceiving Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson'.

The Saddam Hussein item is very controversial – maybe we can amicably agree to differ in our opinions here but as far as I am concerned Mr. Saddam Hussein was murdered (unusually by hanging but it was done via fraudulent courts, fraudulent legal personnel and evil persons e.g. Mr. Dennis Norris alias 'Mr. George Walker Bush'). Mr. Saddam Hussein was truly innocent and it was U.K. and U.S.A. armies that mutilated Iraq.

Also see me on Tu.8.10.1996. U.K. C4 News program broadcasting from the International Court of Justice exposing Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson' and his true mother Ms. Ann Branson alias 'Queen Elizabeth II' and publicized as designer/engineer of many well known motorcars; there is some mind-blowing stuff here including nuclear holocausts! If you do locate an video recording of the genuine broadcast (i.e. not the 'cover-up' version), you may want to keep it sacred. Try exposing it on the Internet and you will probably be blocked by some severe thugs e.g. Gangland Supercriminal Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson'.

The directives I have provided for you to acquire tangible evidence of my claims could honestly be the crux of your life, your best 'eye-opener' yet. You may have no choice but to keep the evidence out of the forums.

Sorry about the length of this posting but I am trying to answer you all simultaneously.

Mr. Carlos Kavros
 
“Mr. Carlos Kavros - Credible Or Incredible??”

The twinge of irony is just enough that I think you’re probably sane and just pulling a load of BS on everybody.
 
I'd love to know the coordinates of the "security-checkpointed parts of Asia".

I also wonder if this guy thinks no-one else lives in the UK.


On F.23.3.07. Mr. Harold Branson alias 'Mr. Richard Branson' is jailed for fourteen days for assaults of Virgin staff. Even Virgin, in security check-pointed Asia, is approximately twenty years ahead of The Common World.

Or 4 days ahead, at the very least.

Can you let me know who wins the ICC World Cup too?
 
I would love to be know more about there security checkpointed parts of China myself, where they are, what they are there for, whats inside these areas ect.
 
We so need a "Golden Memories" section!

And could you tell me when the world ends, 2 weeks should be enough time to get things sorted.
 
This man is a genius, no really. They could make a sci-fi TV series based on the stuff this guy says. It'd be like the X-files, but more to do with secret areas in china and super thugs like Harold Branson than alien landings in Nevada.
 

Finally a soulmate! Maybe your information is off (which I highly doubt!) but you've failed to mention the Russel Crowe connection, and the reason behind the technological advancements in security-checkpointed Asia. See, fellow forum people, Russel Crowe is slowly introducing the technology from his home planet (Mars) to the people of Earth. How do we know this?

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Coincidence?
 
From his blog

I have recently noticed at some Internet forums some possible ridiculing of me and my claims - the beginning of the explanation of my claims is that I am multi-skilled at University Master level and to continue I was raised and educated in the security check-pointed part of the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia where technology etctera is approximately twenty years ahead of The Common World. In this part of the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia only 100% correct knowledge e.g. in the educational syllabuses is used, there there are zero delusions inside people's minds and where Google searching e.g. "the founder of Bentley Motors" will reveal that the founder of Bentley Motors was an Asian male person named Mr. Co Bentley and that he founded Bentley Motors in 1826, ninety-four/ninety-five years before a Mr. Walter Owen Bentley of England claimed that he founded Bentley Motors; there are hundreds of Google search samples like this - the Internet is 100% correct there. (Google is the words go and ogle combined i.e. not a derivative of the word googol and Google did originate in security check-pointed Asia).
I do not claim that all or even most motorcar brands are Asian, not even all the prestigious ones. But I do say that Alfa Romeo, Aston Martin, Audi, Bentley, BMW, Bugatti, Ferrari, Ford, Jaguar, Lamborghini, Land Rover, Lotus, Mercedes-Benz, Mini, Porsche, Rolls Royce, Saab, Volkswagen are all brands of Asia (and so are Maybach, Smart and TVR and maybe some other motorcar brands I can not think of right now).

If I had said that the true origins of the motorcar brands Bristol, Cadillac, Chrysler, Citroen, Daf, Daihatsu, Dodge, Fiat, FSO, Daimler, Datsun, Honda, Kia, Lada, Lexus, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Noble, Renault, Peugot, Skoda, Suzuki, Tatu, Toyota, Trabant, Triumph, Vauxhall, Volvo are not Asian I may have been perceived much differently.

Mercedes-Benz dealerships around the World know of me quite well for having the World's first (outside the security check-pointed parts of Asia) Mercedes-Benz SLR indexed B-1999-CD (a Barcelona, Spain index) and it was mainly in southern Spain in Summer/Autumn 1995 that I had it demonstrating there (and they know of me quite well for being it's designer/engineer).

In the security check-pointed part of the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia I designed and engineered many of the Alfa Romeo, BMW, Lamborghini, Land Rover, Mercedes-Benz, Smart and Porsche motorcars that are currently and for that past fifteen years have been retailed in The Common World; this is the cause of me being of very high-net worth and of having been able to have my own homes, around the World constructed and have my own yachts constructed.

As per normal there is no gloating here only some (hopefully) useful information.

Do you think he means us? Actually I know of at least three other forums and blogs that this could be aimed at, but its nice to see we are getting the personal touch.

In particular I liked this bit.....


Mercedes-Benz dealerships around the World know of me quite well for having the World's first (outside the security check-pointed parts of Asia) Mercedes-Benz SLR indexed B-1999-CD (a Barcelona, Spain index) and it was mainly in southern Spain in Summer/Autumn 1995 that I had it demonstrating there (and they know of me quite well for being it's designer/engineer).


...mainly because I know a hell of a lot of people who work for Mercedes-Benz around the world, including a good number at the head office in Stuttgart, I wonder if I dropped the name Carlos Kavros they would have a damn clue what I was on about. Somehow I doubt it.


Vision Solar
I have not read the EVO letter, I have only recently become aware of it. I think the EVO people like me to be honest and maybe they were lending validity to my claims, or, they were being neutral.
Well I have read it and quite honestly they were neither lending validity to your claims, nor being neutral; rather they were as stunned by the nonsense you spout as the rest of us are.



Regards

Scaff
 
(Google is the words go and ogle combined i.e. not a derivative of the word googol and Google did originate in security check-pointed Asia).
You think the Father from My Big Fat Greek Wedding was based on him!?
 
My new favourite, which is from an e-mail he sent in reply to this forum (calling him the most insane man in the world).

http://www.dirty.org/forums/showthread.php?t=5288&page=3

Carlos Kavros
In May 1995 an urbanization named Nolta was nuclear bombed and on Thursday 19th October 1995 an urbanization named Holta in the U.S.A. was nuclear bombed and both nuclear bombings were led by Mr. Branson - hundreds of thousands of people died. Nolta was also known as Maresville and Holta was also known as (?) Laresville. Both urbanizations were Amish settlements. On Thursday 19th October 1995 Mr. Branson and some associates of his were publicly exposed on national radio in the U.S.A. as the nuclear bombers. There were (false) claims that Russia, internationally speaking, was to blame. In October 1995 people, in large groups throughout the U.S.A., were panicking because of these nuclear bombings. There have been other nuclear bombingds around the World e.g. Can City, Japan (October 1992), Rand City, the Republic of South Africa (August 1992), Fruttenburg, Germany (June 1998) and Guntar, Spain (July 1998) but there is no evidence of these nuclear bombings on the Internet because of threat of further nuclear bombings if they received mass publicity. And, there is no evidence of these places existing. My home in southern Spain is in a place named Canlarta but there is no evidence of Canlarta's existence...

So in the last two decade the USA, South Africa, Japan, Germany and Spain have all suffered nuclear attacks, damn you would think that would have made it into the news at some point, honestly I must have been living under a rock to miss that lot.


Scaff
 
Sounds suspiscously like the plots of Terminator 2 and The Sum of All Fears, with some Branson thrown in for good measure.

I'm just bloody annoyed with my kids school, not once has the subject of mass nuclear attacks on the US, Asia and Europe been discussed, lazy damn teachers.

Hopefully Mr Kavros will be able to supply me with all the accurate historical detail so I can correct this chronic misrepresentation of recent history in our schools.


:)

Scaff
 
I wonder what he makes of Charles Bronson, Richard Brunstrom, Bosnia-Herzegovina and Branston Pickle.
 
I wonder what he makes of Charles Bronson, Richard Brunstrom, Bosnia-Herzegovina and Branston Pickle.

Now Brunstrom truly is one of the most evil men to have ever walked the earth and almost certainly part of a criminal masterplan to take over the world (or just to kick the living 🤬 out of motorists).

LOL


Scaff
 
&#3232;_&#3232; < My expression.

I just read his post a second time..... What the hell is Security check pointed Asia?
 
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