How old were you when...

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
It is an anagram of a GTP member's name.

GilesGuthrie!

I was kidding about being a virgin, incidentally. Clearly.

 

[Gil]

Originally posted by neon_duke
"Is it twoo what they say about bwack men? Oh, it's twoo, it's twoo, it's twoo!"

Something like that.

 

[F.Zamataki]

EDIT: to those who asked. Sex feels like good.

 

[Event]

Originally posted by Concept
I'm 17 and still haven't seen a girls boobs.

me too, except for mags and the internet

 

[F.Zamataki]

aw man ur missin out BIG. boobies are TEH BESTEST!!!

 

[Event]

i heard p*ssies are WAY better

 

[milefile]

...go with the younger ones, they are easier

That's good if you need that scumbag advantage... I guess. Take some lessons from our membes who, in their early twenties and late teens, were able to keep a real woman satisfied. Punk.

 

[Sage]

Zamataki, keep the detail content down, please.

 

[F.Zamataki]

i was trying to keep it down to begin with!! haha. anyways, some guys here wanted to know.... and no one else was responding.

 

[Der Alta]

You think your description is funny? That description needed to be via PM, or not at all. GTplanet.net is open to all ages, and conversations along the lines you've typed above won't be tolerated.

I strongly suggest you tone down your thoughts and conversations here on GTP.

I've banned people for less. How's that for funny?

AO

 

[Klostrophobic]

Originally posted by M5Power
GilesGuthrie!

I was kidding about being a virgin, incidentally. Clearly.

Giles already got it. You lose.

You're a liar, incidentally. Clearly.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Der Alta
That description needed to be via PM, or not at all.

Hey!!! I don't want that in my inbox!!! I don't even know what he said and I still don't want it in my inbox!! And now if I see any porn - photographic or otherwise - in my inbox I'll know exactly which moderator to blame - and which to forward it to.

You're a liar, incidentally. Clearly.

Fine, I've done it.

Once.

Ah, who am I kidding, I've never done it.

 

[WAREAGLE]

virgin at 20, dont care to admit it.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Originally posted by m@goo
6

54

didnt happen

That 6 has to be a typo. I don't even think at that age you can become e.......r......e.....c.....t.

 

[Mike Rotch]

Originally posted by milefile
Is this why South Africa is the AIDS capital of the world?

For someone who prides himself on his sarcastic wit, you do a pretty neat job of turning on the obtusity when necessary 👍

 

[Viper_Maniac]

not yet

22

 

[qjasonp]

16

26

kind of because we were both stoned at the time,but we were going out for 5 months prier,and we both new what we were doing at the time,and we still new the next day.

 

[Takumi Fujiwara]

I'm almost 18, no luck yet. I'm not in too big of a hurry.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Originally posted by milefile
Is this why South Africa is the AIDS capital of the world?

No. Men with HIV or AIDS have sex with young boys or girls because of the myth that you can cure your HIV or AIDS if you have sex with a virgin. Some with HIV or AIDS also believe the more people who get HIV/AIDS, the more financial help and medical assistance the country will receive, and thus help them with their problem.

Plus, condoms can cost as much as a full day's wages and they don't last very long in the high heat, so many stores don't stock them. Plus, people usually buy food, since they still are a starving nation.

 

[Crayola]

Originally posted by DQuaN
18

23

No

On a haystack in the middle of a field

Sounds like you're a redneck... was it your cousin?

 

[Blake]

Not yet

16

 

[DQuaN]

Originally posted by Crayola
Sounds like you're a redneck... was it your cousin?

*slaps crayola in the face*



btw, I live in London so no.

 

[sn00pie]

Originally posted by M5Power
... - and which to forward it to.

Me, me!

Yay!!!

 

[milefile]

For someone who prides himself on his sarcastic wit, you do a pretty neat job of turning on the obtusity when necessary

I'll assume that made sense to you when you wrote it. Nonetheless, previously you had said...

Rubbers are for wimps.

...which is irresponsible, to put it politely, and crystal clear. I'm sorry if the sad fact that your country is killing itself off with irresponsible promiscuity upsets you, but your statement may shed light on why.

Here's an idea, check your own "obtusity". Try to not set yourself up for incredibly simple and obvious inferences 💡

Incedentally, I don't know anyone over the age of 15 who calls a condom a "rubber", nor do I know anyone at all who would, firstly, say such an imbecilic thing, and, secondly, actually act on such an imbecilic belief.

My rccomendation to you: stay a virgin. In some parts of the world it’s just not worth the risk, namely, places where “rubbers are for wimps”.

Main Entry: wimp
Pronunciation: 'wimp
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
: 1. an individual who values his life and that of others, and chooses to preserve it through conveneint, simple, and widely available means.

 

[F.Zamataki]

nice pwnage milefile! anyways, with all due respect, anyone that cannot pull out in time should be smacked over the head with a lead pipe. If one were to practise unprotected sex, then one would need to be educated severely. I for one know that if you are about to "go" you pull out well before it happens, it's just self discipline, and in the event that you do not pull out in time, there are many methods that could save you from having to result in being a father. Simply insert a lemon as citric acid kills sperm. I hope all you virgins here take this to heart because this advice saved a close freind of mine from becoming an undesired father.
Also make sure you have no diseases, or other infections.
Non-protected sex is NOT stupid, it's stupid people that have sex unprotected without knowledge of the subject.

-Zam

 

[Famine]

"Pulling out in time" is a misnomer. If it's standing proud, it's capable of fertilising, whether you blow or not.

And yet you have the stones to chide people for being "stupid people that have sex unprotected without knowledge of the subject", without actually having knowledge of the subject.

Coitus interruptus is NOT contraception.

 

[F.Zamataki]

I'm not saying that unprotected sex is the way to go. I have not run into any mishaps with my girlfriend and she trusts me completely. We use a condom every time, but in the case where we dont have one, wel...i already explained that. You cannot fully appreciate sex with a condom on.... once you try without one, that will become clear to you. Its like the difference between driving a Civic at 100mph or driving a McLaren at 200mph......

 

[Famine]

Yes, marvellous.

You can, of course, fully appreciate sex with a condom on. It's just halfwits like you who spread the myths that "it dulls the sensation" - change brands or styles if that's the case for you.

ANY man who says he can pull out before any sperm come out is a liar - the seminal fluid which exudes from your penis to lubricate it contains some sperm, and that's before you've even put it in.

I'd suggest that your girlfriend go on the Pill. It carries a small risk of embolism, but gives an equally small protection against a variety of genitourinary cancers, and has the added bonus that she doesn't have to rely on you and your sexual myths.

 

[Lamboracer]

14 and no luck, like im sposta have sum. But hoping for some, what the hell, hermones man........

 

[F.Zamataki]

Like I said before, we ALWAYS use a condom....I was just pointing out that there IS a difference between having it on, and not. I have tried many different brands and styles, and only a few have satisfied, however, with out a condom, there is still a difference. Unless you've done it without, then I suggest you quiet yourself. If you have tried without, and there is no difference to you, then that is your personal experience and I respect that.