How to pass a pee test?
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Don't have any drugs or alcohol in your system.
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What drugs do you have in your system?
There's all kinds of ways, our school drug tests, and a lot of my friends will have a friend who's clean pee in a container for them, and then the will hide the container, and use that instead of their pee.
If it is marijuana that is in your system, I heard cranberry juice covers it up, although i'm not sure of that one. If it's alcohol, just drink a lot of water.
Marijuana is the most troublesome drug for pee tests, just because thc can stay in your system for about a month. If you've smoked pot recently, your best bet is to use somebody else's pee.
There's all kinds of ways, our school drug tests, and a lot of my friends will have a friend who's clean pee in a container for them, and then the will hide the container, and use that instead of their pee.
If it is marijuana that is in your system, I heard cranberry juice covers it up, although i'm not sure of that one. If it's alcohol, just drink a lot of water.
Marijuana is the most troublesome drug for pee tests, just because thc can stay in your system for about a month. If you've smoked pot recently, your best bet is to use somebody else's pee.
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Bring a lighter?
If you keep it close to your body, it should be sufficiantly warm, though.
If you keep it close to your body, it should be sufficiantly warm, though.
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here's a little more information about marijuana and drug tests http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml
And this link has info on how to pass the test, and dispels some myths.
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info10.shtml
And this link has info on how to pass the test, and dispels some myths.
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info10.shtml
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Yeah, I go to a high school that has something like the 6th worst drug problem in the United States, so drug testing is required for all students who drive to school or participate in an activity. Every week, I hear stories about new ways to pass drug tests. But a lot musn't work, as I already have 2 friends who have been expelled for failing drug tests more than once. If you don't smoke marijuana frequently, and it was more than a week since you did it, if you drink a lot of water, you should be fine, but if you used it frequently, and recently, use someone elses piss.
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Well, I'm 16 and getting my first job. Thing is, every job at this place requires a drug test. I had no idea. My mom is friends with the general manager of the whole place. What's ridiculous is that I am taking this drug test so I can work fast food. Popeyes Chicken. I can't not go in for the test because my mom will know what's up. Plus, she's big on keeping what you say and crap. She won't let me not take it.
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Oh man..., could be a real eye opener for your mom as to what her boy is up to, eh? I could definately see the poop hit the fan.....
Golden Seal, Vinagar, and lots of H2O, although I can't vouch for it's effectiveness...
Don't know if it's worth it, but you could come clean with your mom, tell here whats up, then take the test again in a couple of weeks...
Golden Seal, Vinagar, and lots of H2O, although I can't vouch for it's effectiveness...
Don't know if it's worth it, but you could come clean with your mom, tell here whats up, then take the test again in a couple of weeks...
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Vinagar doesn't work. I read on the site Sublime gave me.
Man, coming clean might be the only way to do this. I might get a friend to take me tomorrow to go get it done and take my twin bro along. Maybe I could persuade him to take it for me. The price would have to be right, I know it would. He doesn't know I tried weed though.
Keep in mind, I'm no druggie. A friend had some and I just wanted to see what all the commercials were about ya know? I don't think those commercials do anything but get kids like me curious about them.
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Having a twin brother could make things a lot easier. I'd avoid coming clean at all costs if I were you. If you've only had it once, and it's been a week, you should be fine anyway, but if you want to be safe, it would be best for your brother to do it, just make sure he hasn't been using any drugs or alcohol recently. If coming clean to your brother is a no-no. Just drink a lot of water, piss a lot before your test, and cross your fingers, but you should be fine.
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Keeping in mind that I do not condone the use of illegal drugs;
This is what some of the guys did on my ship, when I was in the Navy. Find an small, empty lotion squeeze type bottle(about 4 oz capacity), with a flip top spout.
Then find some (about 8-12 inches) heat shrink tubing.
Make sure the bottle is well cleaned.
Attach the heat shrink to the flip spout and heat it to shrink.
Fill the bottle with "clean" urine. If you know someone "clean" who will help you out.
Wear it close to your body with the shrink tube to your zipper. Kink tubing and secure end with rubber band. That will keep it warm.
If the person administering the test comes in with you he/she is not likely to stand close enough to see your "natural equipment."
Slide the rubber band off, unkink tubing, empty contents of lotion bottle into urine cup. Any thing over what you need into toilet or urinal.
It worked for a lot of guys who had access to nukes back in the '80's.
This is what some of the guys did on my ship, when I was in the Navy. Find an small, empty lotion squeeze type bottle(about 4 oz capacity), with a flip top spout.
Then find some (about 8-12 inches) heat shrink tubing.
Make sure the bottle is well cleaned.
Attach the heat shrink to the flip spout and heat it to shrink.
Fill the bottle with "clean" urine. If you know someone "clean" who will help you out.
Wear it close to your body with the shrink tube to your zipper. Kink tubing and secure end with rubber band. That will keep it warm.
If the person administering the test comes in with you he/she is not likely to stand close enough to see your "natural equipment."
Slide the rubber band off, unkink tubing, empty contents of lotion bottle into urine cup. Any thing over what you need into toilet or urinal.
It worked for a lot of guys who had access to nukes back in the '80's.
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Go to a GNC. They have a tea that works. Something Klean. I can't remember the exact name. Only problem is you have to drink a gallon in an hour (if you have to wait at the test place you'll be hurtin') and remember the vitamins so your pee isn't clear. They actually look for that.
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I didn't day we actually had nukes, just access. Actually, I can neither confirm nor deny the presencs of nuclear weapons on my vessel.
I have never used. But I know plenty of guys who did. Rest easy, they were not on Fire control, they just helped move stuff.
Incidently, I never used because it didn't appeal to me. Too many of my friends were dopers. (I ran in many circles) And I could'nt stand them when they were high.
My SSN ends in 9 and every time we had piss test day they did by the last number of your SSN and it was ALWAYS something and 9.
So even if I had been interested in using, I couldn't have, and still been on the Nuke weaps handling team.
I have never used. But I know plenty of guys who did. Rest easy, they were not on Fire control, they just helped move stuff.
Incidently, I never used because it didn't appeal to me. Too many of my friends were dopers. (I ran in many circles) And I could'nt stand them when they were high.
My SSN ends in 9 and every time we had piss test day they did by the last number of your SSN and it was ALWAYS something and 9.
So even if I had been interested in using, I couldn't have, and still been on the Nuke weaps handling team.
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You're also a different person you dumbass.
Anyway, I came clean as Pako suggested. Jeez, it was the hardest thing I've done. Seeing your mother cry in dissapointment is not a fun site to see. My mom has banned me from seeing the friend I smoked it with. We've been friends since the 7th grade too. She cried to me about how upset this makes her and how she thought she had brought me up better. I told her over and over that it was my first time and that I just wanted to see what it was like. She told me it was no excuse and that I had lost her trust completely. There's nothing worse than having your mother in tears telling you how dissapointed she is in you. Although my life pretty much sucks now, I understand that I brought this upon myself and that it's just a mistake I'll have to live with. All in all I don't think what I did was such a bad thing. I will understand some day I guess. I love my mother.
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Well nnothing I say now can help,but for future preference if you know its coming up you can just take some AZO standards(those are pills that are like drinking a gallon of cranbarry juice for each pill) so just start takeing those about 48 hours in advance and you sohould be fine.Ok I'm apologizing in advanse for this, but I'm about to go off. This is one of the things I hate about this country of ours. I meen it's fine for some idiot to come to work with about a hour of sleep and a hang over, but god forbid you smoke a joint on your own time on the weekend or even when you get off work to wind down, and they pizz test 2 weeks latter and you get fired. I chchallenge anyone to argure that fact. Places in other parts of the world where it is legal( but regulated) ther is alot less drug related accidents. I just realy don't understand what is so god damed bad about pot. Can someone please tll me
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