How would you feel if you knew your dad had a porn collection?

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I know my dad has porn. Atleast he used to.. It doesnt matter, my mom and him arent married anyway.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I don't know how anyone can be certain that their father doesn't have a porn collection.
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Certainly people are readily admitting to going through their parents' private stuff. It's funny how sometimes when you discover something that is shocking you forget that in making the discovery you were almost certainly invading their privacy.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I don't know how anyone can be certain that their father doesn't have a porn collection.
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For me I know my Dad very well. Plus there is no place in the house I grew up in that I haven't been through.:D
 
If your pa don't have PlayBoy, it probably means he owns to many issues of low rider or fancies himself an intellectual. that means no miss february but dad putting national geographics and encyclopedia volume A-Bi in front of you.
 
Originally posted by km
and i'm wondering why the word dildo and porn are not ****:confused:
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Because:

1. This site is for GT and things that relate to it so its not really a family site that has something for everyone. Have you seen a family that plays GT? The WHOLE family? The Dad, the son, the daughter, the mom, grandma and grandpa, and the baby? I havent. Plus, most of the people on this site are males (though we have a few females).

2. Dildo and Porn arent sensored because they arent cuss/curse words like **** and ****. :p



Well your father's probably keep the magazines while they are still married because they are an investment, that they have spent lots of money on (depending on their collection :lol: ). I have lots of car magazines, remeber everything in them. I dont want to throw them away as I had put alot of money into them and I still like looking at the pictures and reading the articles. Plus when my friends dont believe me about a car I said I had saw in a mag, I have a way to prove it. If your brave enough, try asking why they have a porn collection. If you had been rumaging through their things while they were away and dont want him to know, just ask first if he has a porn collection. Say it was a joke on TV and the question just came up :p. Not that I have gone through my parent's things........because I havent........not once.... *sheepishly walks away*... j/k


(but really I didnt)
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I assume my dad has some type of porn in his possession. Maybe not an entire library filled with Vivid videos but most likely something.

Don't you think most every man would?
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If this is interesting in the slightest, could somebody copypaste it here? I was banned from Game FAQ's in a fit of glory.
 
Originally posted by Belda_Da_Hun
hmm "fit of glory":lol:
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I started a thread entitled "Let's see how much karma I can lose in one night" then proceeded to curse out every member I could think of. Took them about five minutes to shut it down, too. After "carefully reviewing my infraction" they banned me for life.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
If this is interesting in the slightest, could somebody copypaste it here? I was banned from Game FAQ's in a fit of glory.
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One day my parents caught me watching my porn collection. It was actually my dad, and he was pissed at me. The reason he was pissed at me was because I stole his recent vivid dvd's and they were expensive. Now my dad hid his collection. Im bored and I cant do anything about it. Somebody plz reccomend me a game with nice looking girls.
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Even your father?
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No, he is the exception.
 
I have been in parole twice, and lost about 50 in karma. Not much though but I like to make fun of the Gamecube and the "Nintendrones".



I have never being caught watching porn though.
 
i dont need to search i just check my dads email inbox. 345 pages of porn he has registered for the "newsletter" on over 50 sites and over an email a minute. any porn its their . not that i know. much
 
I can't find your thread where you got banned Doug...
 
Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
I can't find your thread where you got banned Doug...
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They deleted it after about five minutes, as I said. I'm surprised it took them that long, actually.
 
well, by any chance could you give me a summary of what you did? Maybe copy and paste a bit here and there?
 
Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
well, by any chance could you give me a summary of what you did? Maybe copy and paste a bit here and there?
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"**** [member name] and **** [member name]. They don't even deserve to LIVE! Those stupid pr*cks couldn't even tell the difference between [member name] and [member name]!"

I was really frustrated with GFAQ's stupid karma system at the time, as I am now. There's no reason to honour older members because newer ones can bring just as much to every discussion.

On the right track, the answer to the question posed in this thread's subject just hit me - I'd feel like a kid whose dad had a porn collection.
 
:lol: Heh. What happenes with GameFAQs forums? Is there really a Karma system? Ha. That's messed up ****.
 
Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
:lol: Heh. What happenes with GameFAQs forums? Is there really a Karma system? Ha. That's messed up ****.
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You get 'karma' based on your join date and if you don't curse or blatantly insult members. Basically, for not putting their mod staff to work. New members cannot post more than a certain number of times per hour - you have to 'earn' it. :rolleyes:
 
Aha. What a stupid system. I would've done the same but now i forgot my password from like a year ago. :lol:
 
Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
Aha. What a stupid system. I would've done the same but now i forgot my password from like a year ago. :lol:
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A year ago? You've probably got loads of karma by now. :D
 
Originally posted by Cobraking
thats super stupid isnt that what supercars.net runs on too
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You mean there are still people that visit these forums? Jesus... there are more idiots on the face of the earth than i thought!

I treat everyone the same way. I don't care if you're a n00b or if you've been here for 30 years. Bring something interesting to the conversation, you'll be "respected" and well seen amongst other members. Act like an assclown all the time, get ready to face the wrath.

"Karma" ratings are crap. Besides, they remind me of Culture Club.
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
I don't care if you're a n00b or if you've been here for 30 years.
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Wow, didnt know they had PS back in the 70's :odd: :p j/k.


That system sounds retarded. What if you had lots to give to the board and you could Only post 50 times a month? Just retarded. I wonder who thought of that Idea? My vote goes to the flying monkeys...
 
My dad had porn, and probably still does. He had the magazine called Juggs or something. Pretty obvious what that was about. Makes sense looking at my mom. But I was always disappointed when I found it because the girls were a bit too much on the heavy side for my liking.

The first time I saw porn was at a friend's house. It belonged to his older brother. We were way to young to even comprehend it beyond the fact that we shouldn't have been seeing it. But when your that young that's all the thrill you need. I ended up bringing a magazine home and my parents found it and I got this big serious lecture that included the question "How would you feel if you saw your mother in there." I didn't say it but I was thinking how stupid that question was because it'd never happen.

Later that day I saw my mom looking through it in the kitchen. That was wierd (carefull mom! You might see yourself!). I think it was a Playboy.
 
My dad had some porn, and still has it. Everybody knows he has it, but he doesn't know we know it.

Personally i don't really understand why he has it, but that is because i don't like porn.
 

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