I am WHAT ?

[Delirious]

XVII is a shower head that jams mobile phone frequencies, knows what you want before you do and extends at the touch of a button.

sweet

 

[ND4SPD]

Jeff Anaque:
Jeff Anaque is a shoe that emits a powerful searchlight beam! It sings comical songs and is powered by a single hamster. Sweet!


ND4SPD:
ND4SPD is a breathalyser that has no moving parts! It fetches sticks and walks on three mechanical legs.

Jenna Jameson:
Jenna Jameson is a breakfast cereal! It is made of rubber! ..............

The best game in the world:
The best game in the world is a piece of string that can be used by children, can be controlled by willpower alone and can read warchalking symbols. That sctually sounds fun!

 

[PS]

PS is a bracelet that dispenses tea or coffee! It moulds vegetables and produces pure oxygen.

PublicSecrecy is a pot plant that disposes of kitchen waste, can be used to scrape ice off of windscreens and is twenty feet tall.

Wow. I am God.

 

[den brakke]

Den brakke is like a normal CD-rom, but it makes hilariously rude noises.

 

[Cosmic]

Woot!

cosmic is like a normal headband, but it can be used on the move.

 

[VT]

VTGT07 is a bar of soap that secretes a sticky glue!

Jon is a samurai sword that shoots laser beams and comes with its own storage kennel.

 

[skip0110]

Skip is like a normal chainsaw, but it's inflammable. w00t! I am inflammable!

Honda Civic is a pogo stick that hovers three feet from the ground, has been featured in Star Trek and is also available in white. Sounds about right.

 

[Neon_SRT]

Neon_SRT is a crematorium that dispenses pills! It weighs less than a packet of cigarettes.


Threads is a bathtub that can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds!

Best link ever!

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Hmm...

GilesGuthrie is like a normal featureless cube, but it can be used as a metal detector.

 

[F1GTR]

My d*ck

My d*k is a vacuum cleaner that's not suitable for children, is actually just a solid block of plastic and has a million household uses.

Hmmm...

 

[Quick_Nick]

It has a million household uses alright.

 

[TB]

tb is like a normal TV remote control, but it moulds vegetables.
North Dakota is a human clone that kills ants! It detects evil and secretes a sticky glue.
1337 Is a wafer-thin plastic sheet that sorts your mail! It kills ants and receives data from any nearby candle.
lol is a razor that's designed by Terence Conran! It is audible only to dogs.
is a cricket bat that induces lucid dreaming, works underwater and plugs into the mains.
(: is like a normal security camera, but it weighs anything you put on top of it.
marriage is like a normal artificial limb, but it will not work outside of the UK.
The United States of America is a postage stamp that kills fleas and produces 240v of electricity.

And finally one I agree with:

Dorm room is a burger carton! It doesn't always work!

 

[Ten]

Ten is a sandwich-toaster that works at twice the normal speed!

A trait I'm rather proud of!

 

[Jay]

VIPERGTSR01 is a samurai sword that counts your loose change!

 

[VIPFREAK]

Viper is a pot plant that makes you invisible, plays the theme from Steptoe and Son and lasts for up to a week.

Nick is a vacuum cleaner that spins about its axis! It folds out into a tent.

Toyota is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side.

Dodge is a rickshaw! It moulds vegetables!

👎 these suck, they arn't funny, and I can't sleep.

edit:

sleep is a hammer that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It sticks to the ceiling like a gecko and sends and receives faxes.

suck is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Jack Blyde is a fax machine that feeds your pets! It helps the medicine go down.

Radicool02 is a briefcase that's voice-activated! It emits harmful gases and talks.

They've got my number