Originally posted by MazKid
In my 11 years of schooling(I'm in 10th grade + kindergarden) I've been suspended around 5 times...several in 5th grade, and several in 8th grade.
The worst was when this kid punched me in the stomch...I flipped my chair and I was in total pain, so I said something to the effect of "I'm gonna go home, get a butcher knife, and come back up here and cut your head clear off"("your" cause I was yelling at the kid) and then the teacher(well more than one) heard it and thought that I would actually do that. After the incident, they all got in their Honda products and drove home.
Another time was during an inschool volleyball game against some students and some staff...Me and a freind were sitting on these stairs were we weren't supposed to, and this other teacher(this mean art teacher) started yelling at us. I was pissed at her already cause she gave me lunch detentions when I was in her class the year before. So I said "we aren't your students, don't boss us around. No go away and take care of your class, thank you" and she got pissed, so she was walking me out of the gym, me ahead of her, and I made a run for it while most of the kids there were watching me. Made it out of the gym, got tripped, got back up, and ran around the school and into a bathroom. The teacher ran me down, but it took her awhile since she was used to subpar acceleration from her 1990 Integra. I was put in the ISS room till the end of the day, and then got OSS for 2 days.
I was actually quite popular after that stunt...