I have a HUGE confession.

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My age really isn't 18. My real age is 22. I have a habit of lying about my age on forums, I don't know why. But I did prove to James that I was 22 years old with the pictures I took in 2004 that showed me when I was 18 on New Years. I don't know how he found out when the picture was taken though. He also found out the picture was taken at 12:01AM.

My birthday is the same, but the year is different. (12/30/85)

I don't work illegally. I sent an application to MTA, lost $40 in the process (you must pay $40 along with sending the application). After 6-8 months, I was accepted. The job started out at around $19 an hour, and incrementally went up the longer I worked, and it is now at $23 an hour. The way things work is they put you through this training, which includes driving anything from VII's to D60HF's. They want you to weave in and out of the support beams from the train tracks above.

Also we have these Roadeos once a year to test you, like reversing through this obstacle course set up by cones. Alot of people have failed and had fun playing cone soccer.

Here is the 2007 Roadeo TTM123 took a video of.

He obviously failed with flying colors. :sly:

I never worked for an MTA Private Line, therefore I never drove the QBx1 route. I told MistaX that I did because I didn't want him to find me, I don't want anything to do with him. He asking for my address and everything so I just ended up giving him the wrong address too. I do live at Crotona however, and I drive the Bx41 Route. I took this video visiting my old apartment. I do live in NYC too. This vid was taken by a 3.2mp Kodak Camera, so that's why it's quality is so low.

As you can see, that is an MTA NYCT bus outside the window. I don't have the Kodak anymore, I'm searching for a REAL camera/camcorder. If you got any ideas on which one I should get, please PM me, I don't know much about cameras/camcorders.
 
Disregard every single poast I've made in this forum.

Everything I've said here is an embarrassment analogous to remembering a sexual encounter with a different species.
 
Not much of a Confession, more like clearing a few things up, but whatever, I'll see what people say.

EDIT: Yes Dorifto. Now, go away.
 
Maybe not a confession, but it should clear up some things for people who have found it odd that a 17-18 is driving a bus in NYC. I can sort of vouch for his validity because over MSN he's been able to prove to me that he is older and he also explained how G.T. figured out his age.

Hopefully this will answer all, at least most, of the unanswered questions posed to him since he's been here.
 
To where? I have neglected poasting lately due to the lack of worthwhile companions to poast with.
Try a library, and pick up a dictionary while you're there.


Also, I think finding a "worthwhile companion to poast with" on the web is even more stupid than making a confession on the internet, but that's just me.
 
You also lack spelling, Dorifto. [Er... what PB said]

Orion, I'll say this - While I can't see the motivation to lie on the internet, I will assure you that you're neither the first nor the last to do so. There have been much larger farces on GTP alone.

You've got the gumption to own up to the lie, and admit it yourself instead of being found out - And that I can respect.
 
Whoa... what's going on with you guys? You all okay? Cool down or take it to PM's, arguing openly won't lead anywhere.

Check your PM box TuneRVision. :)
 
Whoa... what's going on with you guys? You all okay? Cool down or take it to PM's, arguing openly won't lead anywhere.

Check your PM box TuneRVision. :)

Who the hell are you?

Anyhow, this is hardly the biggest farce on GTP... just look at Doug and Joey I think.

Regardless, I don't think I'll ever fully understand the need to lie about your age or such on a forum. Well, I could get trying to look older, but certainly not younger.
 
I'm Sakiale. Either they let me back in, or I'm screwed. But when I left, they weren't all angry at each other...

Anyway, I'll try not to be a hypocrite on my own advice.
 
Eh, so what. When I signed on, I said my age was 72. :D

While your posting style clearly indicates that you're not 72 years old (or even mature), it's much harder to distinguish the posts of a twenty-two year old from that of someone who's seventeen.

Can I have some of your popcorn, Azure?
 
This thread is now made of epic-ness.

/me gets popcorn and waits for a mod to arrive.

Should be here shortly, I've reported the post to draw in extra attention.
 
I'm Sakiale. Either they let me back in, or I'm screwed. But when I left, they weren't all angry at each other...

Anyway, I'll try not to be a hypocrite on my own advice.

Oh hai. I knew it was you somehow. :odd:


But yeah, you're gonna get baaned.

Orion: Good to hear nothing illegal is happening.
 
I thought Icanhazaccount? was familiar... Seemed like he knew this place. And Orion, you talk like a 12year old, and have the brain of a 12year old, but you're in the body of a 22year old :lol:
 
Dude, there's nothing there. Why is everyone saying that?

Anyway... I don't want to have a reason to be banned so please stay on topic...


Sorry, ceiling_fan
 
Wow, this thread went downhill fast. 👎

Orion, I've never had any conflicts with you, but I do think you should try to think before you post. I don't see the purpose of lying online (as Slicks said) and just one lie (in your case, age) can spawn more lies and make a huge, pointless mess. It sounds corny, but the best way to have a straight story is to be truthful in the first place.
 
My age really isn't 18. My real age is 22.

I don't see why age is really important to parade around on the internet. I only care that your posts are of decent quality and reflect good upon yourself, otherwise I do assume you are a 13 year old and have no place even being on a computer in the first place. If you act like a troll, or constantly break rules (one 13 year old here breaks rules 1 & 2 alot, and should be b&), Do I ever ignore someone.

In all of the posts I have seen from you, or actively remember (which is so far just this one), I have no reason to question your age, which in part makes me question why you felt you needed to confess this at all.
 
Orion, I'll say this - While I can't see the motivation to lie on the internet, I will assure you that you're neither the first nor the last to do so.

Are you serious? He drives a public bus. Telling you what he does and what route he's on is no different than giving the world your address and when to show up.

Lying about your age is kind of pointless in this situation, but I would certainly expect him to keep his business confidential.
 
Shawn, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIED TO ME ALL THIS TIME!!!!!! :mad: You....... 🤬
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Ok, I did know about this a few weeks ago (I think he told everyone on MSN) So I guess its nothing surprising to us. Besides, I know you were older than 18 for some reason, even when you confessed you have 12 year old brain in the Premium forum... :lol: Well just take this advice, just be yourself. You don't really need to lie if you know are around friends. You have been here long enough to gain some trust from us members.....

Of course, I did lie about my age on hongfire (and some explicit websites ;)) and did lie on my myspace before.... but thats a whole another story.... :lol:

I'm Sakiale. Either they let me back in, or I'm screwed. But when I left, they weren't all angry at each other...

Anyway, I'll try not to be a hypocrite on my own advice.

Damn, I miss you Sakiale..... :( Add me on MSN if you have time (or i'll add you :p)
 
No, a huge confession would be if you admitted that you were infact the The Alphabet Killer and had stalked your victims in Rochester, New York, and the surrounding area from 1971 until 1973.

What we have here is a relatively trival case of you being a dick in the past and now you are manning up and apologising for it. Top job 👍 now forget about it, move on and concentrate on (re)building your reputation through quality posts and being a solid member of GTP.
 
Although I commend you for admitting to lying, you still have a bit of work to do to convince me that your penchant for BS is not more widespread than you care to admit.... the fact that you haven't shown us any meaningful evidence that supports the rest of your story means that I, for one, remain skeptical. For the record, I've never thought that you were driving a bus illegally - and I'm glad to hear that you are not... But whether you even drive a bus at all remains something that we simply have to take your word for - and as you have just proved, your word doesn't seem to mean very much at the moment. It's so easy to lie on the internet, it's unbelievable... putting the matter beyond doubt, however, is also pretty simple - by showing us the evidence. It's a case of put up or shut up...

I have to ask myself why a NYC bus driver would make/post such a bizarre video as the one you post in this very thread... a glimpse of a bus going past in the distance taken from your bedroom window?? And you got the number of the bus using binoculars, huh? Isn't bus-spotting a bit of a strange hobby for a bus driver? :odd:

Orion, I've never had any conflicts with you, but I do think you should try to think before you post. I don't see the purpose of lying online (as Slicks said) and just one lie (in your case, age) can spawn more lies and make a huge, pointless mess. It sounds corny, but the best way to have a straight story is to be truthful in the first place.
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