I have a relationship quesiton.

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I'm gonna file a lawsuit against all of you for making my computer monitor extremely sticky and disgusting after my Coke™ decided to snort its way out of my nose due to heavy laughter.
 
I laugh and point at the lot of you.

*points and laughs*
 
Originally posted by Talentless
You only need the right magical ingredients.

  • A room with purple walls
  • A strobe light
  • Sex Machine playing in the background.
  • Vodka
  • A poem.
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If that don't werk, cruz by her crib wif "Awways and 4eva" boomin out yo subs.
That shood be a suttle enuf hint.
 
Originally posted by Gil
If that don't werk, cruz by her crib wif "Awways and 4eva" boomin out yo subs.
That shood be a suttle enuf hint.
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omg dat was soooo suttle, jil, good job. ima gona try dat somday cuz im' so slick, lol
 
Originally posted by Sage
omg dat was soooo suttle, jil, good job. ima gona try dat somday cuz im' so slick, lol
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y0 like yeseterday i was walking and like there was this hot gurl and liek she was liek "hi" and like i said "hi" and then i like asked her if like she wanted to liek get a coke or somthn like that. and like i got her phone number i was liek o sht she is like really hot i really like her. D00d ima sooo cool.:
 
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"I'm just a love machine. But I won't work for nobody but you."
 
I keep managing to shut threads up.

Maybe being a mod with this power is dangerous.
 
Naa man, I thikn if u go 2 teh grls house an say wanna go 2 teh movies an she says yea tehn u go wit her but iff she say no tehn u gota go wit her n e way or u coud pretened thta she nevr said no 2 u an jus kepp pushn her 2 go wit u or pay her 2 go wit u an may bee shel do some oter stuf wit u if u git my drift. u jus gota drug her maybee ten shel go wit u but if u dont have a ride ten shel hav to walk an she mite fall don an if a cop sees u tenh u get busted an ur busted. ten ull nevr see her. wich is bad. so i sugest uf outa jus play kool wit her an see were it gose. u nevr now it culd becoem somting realy kool an tats kool fo u if u are hapy. ten u gota git her 2 giv u mony ten u can by a protege an drive her arond an shel tihnk u r realy tite. tats all ul goda do 2 get wit her i tel u wat.
 
Well, uhh, yea. What's life without a Mazda in a post. Surely you've got to give tribute to my consistency.

:)
 
Tribute! Don't you get it? Do you?

Man, nothing like staying up late downloading Japanese Mazda commercials.
 
Originally posted by Race Idiot
For the second time today i'm going to have to bust out the rotfl smiley.

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I knew a few people would take it seriously.

- TarnishedAngel15
- Cobraking
- tercel_driver

Maybe this thread is a way to weed out the incompetent. I shy away from 'stupid' in fear.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
I'd suggest you learn to spell, for starters. It's "ne1", not "any1".

But really that's just me nitpicking, Doug. I commend you for the craft and attention to detail that went into that post!
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Leaving those spelling errors in there tore at my innermost willpower. Good point on the ne1. I would change it, but, in line with my Cobraking-like thought process on the first post, I can't find the edit button.

P.S. to vat_man: If you close this, I'll send you so many PM's your head will hurt.
 
:lol: I just have to laugh at Cobraking and Tarnished Angel5 for a second...if there was a ROTFLMFAO smilie i'd have to post it right now!...:lol: :lol: :lol:

U gUz r SooOOooO St00pit111!!11!1

Originally posted by Cobraking
same story here bro! but in the end u have to ask her.
yeah u probably love her, but u have to take the chance i asked the gurl i loved out i got declined she said she didnt wanna date till next year and i said fine but i helped out with out relationship or friendship we were alot closer. :)
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CLASSIC! :lol:
 
Sorry...I thought it was really funny...;)
 
Originally posted by M5Power
I knew a few people would take it seriously.

- TarnishedAngel15
- Cobraking
- tercel_driver

Maybe this thread is a way to weed out the incompetent. I shy away from 'stupid' in fear.
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I didnt take it seriously. I always knew you werent that person, knowing you as a the grammatical whore of the board.

:rolleyes:
 
M5, seriously... Even though it hurts, at least you'll know the truth. What if in the end she actually had a long time crush *or w/e...* on you? Ok, other side, what if she rejects you? so what, life goes on.. sure.. it'll sting for a few days.. but get over it
From past experience.... *and current* i can tell you that girls are more often "wowed" when a guy tells a girl that he likes her...
 
Okay. Just for laughs, I'm going to go ahead and tell those of you who still don't get it that this isn't real and that I was just trying to make a joke out of the huge number of relationshippy threads we've seen recently...

the grammatical whore
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"Grammatical whore" makes no sense - you'll need a term other than 'whore' for it to actually mean something.
 
:lol: Sorry, just laughed again...;) So, I guess everyone finally knows it's a joke?
 

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