I just beat the internet.

[sn00pie]

The end boss is pretty hard.

 

[Jordan]

http://bash.org/?4278

I read the quotes on bash.org, too!

 

[sn00pie]

Damn you!!

 

[sn00pie]

<ScottO> How was your interview, meta?
<nietmeta> it's on monday
<nietmeta> i gotta wait!
<ScottO> How will it be, then?
<nietmeta> it will be awsome
<ScottO> Congrats, then.

 

[sn00pie]

<k-rad-bob> omg
<k-rad-bob> I just realized
<k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants
<k-rad-bob> brb

 

[87lotus12]

Originally posted by rufrgt_sn00pie2001
The end boss is pretty hard.

I beat him last week.

 

[Rossell]

I've been quoted. Check it out.

http://www.bash.org/?search=Rossell&sort=0&show=25

Not for anybody under 13. I'm 16 in a week so that kinda counts me out

 

[F1man]

!8ball would you please get your dick out of Rossell's ass?

Now thats sick!! :reallyodd

 

[StevieMo]

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

Haha.

 

[F1man]

http://bash.org/?search=dick&sort=0&show=25

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

#30590 +(102)- [X]

[22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when i'm holding my dick

 

[F1man]

<k-rad-bob> omg
<k-rad-bob> I just realized
<k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants
<k-rad-bob> brb

:reallyodd

 

[F1man]

<Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple

 

[Sage]

Ooh, boy, this is one of the funniest websites I've been to in a really long time... got a few good chuckles tonight!

Anyway, I'll post some "appropriate" ones, since I know all of the bed jokes will be posted by others.


<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that


http://bash.org/?9322 (posted link, because of recurring spaces)


<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file


*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)


<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds


<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid


<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait


<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?
<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S
<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k.
<Nookadum> Thanks.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^)

Some time later.

* Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo
<Nookadum> Hey! 🤬 you!
<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor.
<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)

 

[Acid X]

Originally posted by youth_cycler


<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?
<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S
<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k.
<Nookadum> Thanks.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^)

Some time later.

* Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo
<Nookadum> Hey! 🤬 you!
<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor.
<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg, thats the funniest crap ive ever read! hahahaha!!

 

[Acid X]

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out"

"<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno."

"<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up
<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"
<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book.""

 

[Cobraboy]

God some of these are so funny.......

 

[Acid X]

"<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed of me because i'm not a football star
<sswoop182>sooooooo............Tackle a priest"

LMFAO

 

[SandStorm]

<|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license plate read "dick 404." my first thought was "oh ****...this guy must be impotent as all hell if his dick is missing."

This site is f__king hilarious!

 

[Race Idiot]

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download **** into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-****-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong