I went to a party last night.

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Originally posted by Concept
Great use of grammar. 👍

Maybe he does, but they're hiding under 45% body fat. (Not that having 45% body fat is a bad thing. I'm 13% by the way...)

If you've noticed, the strongest men in the world are not "cut." It's all underneath and hidden. Maybe that's how Ghost C is...nah. Nevermind. Ignore this post.
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My e-penis is still bigger than yours.
 
Originally posted by Concept
Yep.

My best friend Kirk had a mutual breakup with his girlfriend who he's been with since Freshman year. Yeah, the night sucked for the two of them. I didn't go to bed until about 4am. Reason I only lasted that long was because I was up at work at 8am the previous day. So, my girlfriend and I fell asleep together in her ex-boyfriends bed which caused problems. Yep. I was awakened by a punch to the face. My girlfriend awoke soon after my face got smashed by her ex-boyfriends fist. She scremed for a little bit. I punched him once in the face, he went down. I stood over him and jumped into the air and busted his face open. He's missing some teeth. Girlfriend and I left the party. Yeah, met her dad today, he's cool. Now I'm home and making this post. Neato eh?

I'm the best thread maker ever by the way.
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Don't mess.

Nice.

Why were you sleeping in her ex-boyfriend's bed? Are you some kind of complete ****ing idiot?

Un-nice.
 
you really should of gotten hit with somethin heavy in face for sleeping in you girl's x's bed. thats a totally ****ing dumb move, and you said you don't drink or toke so your just a ****ing idiot. what did you think would happen:dunce: dumbass.
 
Bah parties suck, and that's not because I'm never invited either!

Seriously, I've never put my self in that situation, so I've never had to punch anyone. Thus, I've never been hurt(beyond small bruises) by anyone. It works well that way.
 
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