During latter stages of Le man 24hr.
Me, "Right, it's been raining for a few laps now......lets try inters......"
Bob 1 "Ok bosss....!"
*Bob duly pits in and puts on Racing Inters*
Bob 2 "Ahhh don't like these tyres bosss, amm pitting in....."
Me "No, don't pit in, it's raining, they will be better in the long run."
*I forget to un-pit him so he pits for racing softs*
Me "What the *&^% did you do that for?"
Bob 3 "Not me boss, bob 2 didn't like 'em"
Me "Right, spray is forming, get pitted in for some Racing inters"
Bob 3 "Whatever you say bosssss"
*Bob 3 pits and puts on some fresh racing inters*
Me "Right, these are the tyres to be on, am going to make some coffee, be back in a miute..."
Bob 1 "OK bosss, see ya"
Bob 1 "You there boss???, Bossss, BOOOSSSSSS???, OK, he not 'ere, I don't like these tyres, ama pitting!"
*Bob 1 pits AGAIN!!!*
Me "ahhh, coffeee, WHAT THE *&^%!!!!!, I said DON'T PIT!!!"
Bob 2 "Bob 1 was sliding all over, didn't like them"
Me "and why have you dropped a shed load of time on this lap???"
Bob 2 "errrrr, I kinda gone done spun the car, it's raining kinda hard now bossss"
*Finally bob pits in and stays on racing inters and goes on to win the race*