If there's a hell, and you wind up going there, what are you stuck driving?

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In Misnblu's defense, that is the only cool Cavalier I've known of. Ever. Most are beat to hell now and driven by teenagers.
 
C5 Corvette.

No, seriously: I've only ever sat in one C5, at a car show. My Corvette experience was as follows: "Where's the handle? Ah, this door is quite lightweight. Interesting, it's so low..." *door latches* "DOORHANDLE! Where is it?" The feeling of sitting in that car was terrible, something I'd never felt before or since then. In the instant I spent inside that car -fumbling for that elusive handle- I spent months in a airport terminal, years in a waiting room. I was startled to learn that a feeling of boredom can be so bloody urgent.

The only time I'd felt anything like it was when I first crashed my car, oversteering my Altima off a hairpin. I felt no panic, no uncertainty. Just pure, distilled, guilt.

I don't care about the mechanical state of the thing, the car itself just repels, repulses me in such a primal way. I've personal experience with PTs and HHRs, I've been tortured by the Saturn Outlook's demented 6AT, humiliated by a bright yellow New Beetle with 'weiners' plastered across the window by an illiterate vandal, been made sick by a tilt-a-whirl overloaded Dodge Ram. But, for sheer dread, none of this is on the same level of that cursed C5 Corvette.
 
Yeah, but you didn't drive it around.

I'm not saying you're wrong here, but the trip would be so much better gong at a speed where you don't want to look at the interior.
 
Morris Marina, while constantly avoiding falling pianos of death even though I'm already dead.
 
In Misnblu's defense, that is the only cool Cavalier I've known of. Ever. Most are beat to hell now and driven by teenagers.

Disagree with that...
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I think it would be a Toyota Prius. I seriously hate this car. Makes me wanna puke every time I see it.

I hate to point this out... but if you're driving the car, you won't actually be looking at it.

Seriously, Prius? Comfortable seats, good AC, great range? Lots worse you can do in Hell. Like driving a touring car. In traffic. An old one... with a clutch. The heat, the pain, the physical discomfort...
 
An old landrover defender with the least powerful engine and full time 4wd. I can't imagine anything worse on a straight tarmac road.
 
I think I would be happy as a clam if I had to drive a Defender for the rest of eternity...even on a straight road with a crap engine.
 
I don't know, I love em. On the list of dream vehicles a Land Rover Defender is on a very short list.
 
Nope, we have a friend of the family that has one and I absolutely love it. I really wish I could afford one but all the used ones on the market around here are north of $30k. I know, I'm strange. :lol:
 
A front-wheel drive BMW M3 E30.
 
Any Ford Taurus ever made. Especially this one:
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Ugly as sin, give off that feeling the dirtiest bastards on the planet owned them first, second, third, ........ slow, ugly, broken, bad mileage, ugly, just awful.
There's probably nothing I wouldn't rather drive, I really hold a special place in my heart just for hatred for these oh so terribly awfully horrendous vehicles. They suck, I mean they are pitiful, except they don't deserve pity, doesn't matter the year, except the new ones, and they're still ugly.
And there's way to damn many of them. Friggin things are everywhere. God they suck.
 
Any old 99/900 SAAB without powersteering.. And you have to do pocket parking. Oh yes, that would be my personal hell.. SAABism is sickness and all that..
 
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