If You Were a Car...

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live4speed
A TVR T440R, more powerful than I look and prone to going too far every now and then.
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Don't you mean unpopular, unreliable and plastic.
 
Wolfe2x7
:lol:

Well, let's see...I think I'm going to go ahead and be boring by choosing to be my favorite car. :lol: However, I think there are enough parallels, anyway...

I am the USDM 2.3L E30 M3!
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Me....................................................................M3
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Born in '86..........................................................Began production in '86
"Four-eyes" (wears glasses)...................................Four headlights
Family originally from Bavaria, but born in the usa........Manufacturer located in Bavaria, car sold in the usa (note the USDM part above)
Is often underestimated........................................Is often underestimated
Loves almost anything and everything '80s................Had its hey-day in the '80s
More "handsome" than "sexy" ;) .............................More "handsome" than "sexy"
Average build and weight......................................Average size and weight (for its era)
Not very strong, but not weak...............................Not very powerful, but not weak
Has long hair in a ponytail.....................................Rear glass and trunklid are raised compared to a normal E30, with a spoiler

...okay, okay, so I'm running out of ideas. :lol:

I loved the Cars movie, by the way. :)
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Rusty and teutonic? :lol:
 
Shelby Mustang GT500.

Powerful, mean, loud, Ford, muscle car (I'm a muscle car man, all muscle cars, Fords and Chevy's alike.)
 
Silvia.. lowered.. dip dish drifting rims.. red paint jobs with lots of sponser on it...

I would be the drift king, and all about being sideways.. i will own anything that gets in my way. YES! Even a AE86 :D
 
Master_Yoda
Silvia.....i will own anything that gets in my way. YES! Even a AE86 :D
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You mean you would be able to beat a naturally-aspirated 1.6L with your turbocharged 2.0L??

NO WAI!!11!!!1!1 :crazy:

That's so............expected.
 
Master_Yoda
Silvia.. lowered.. dip dish drifting rims.. red paint jobs with lots of sponser on it...

I would be the drift king, and all about being sideways.. i will own anything that gets in my way. YES! Even a AE86 :D
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Until a mysterious Red Charger blows your doors off on a mountian road near Radiator Springs. XD

(Either that, or an AE86 that goes by the name Tsuchiya. Your chara sounds like the Lightning McQueen of Drifting)
 
Seat Tango- Nice enough, but no-one knows what the hell it is.
 
I'd settle with a Peugeot 106 Rally, or a sleek Citroen SM. Other options include the Peugeot 404, the Fiat 500, or a beautifull Alfa Romeo 159
 
I'd be some American classic, possibly a Olds Eighty Eight or Cutlass/F-85 or Toronado...

Low and mean, and fast when needed.
 
Elise probably.

5'6 135lbs, im only a small guy,but pack good strenth to weight ratio, agile but not overly fast in a straight line. fit and no unnsecary fat on me, just like the elise.
 
Ultrabeat seems to be the only one being truly honest.

VW Golf GTi. Powerful....ish. Quick....ish. Manouverable...ish. And gradually getting heavier.
 
Hey, I'm being honest.

I'm leanly muscled, great at handling curves, chicks think I'm cute, and I'm a lot of fun to play hard with.

Just like a Miata coupe.
 
An AE86 Corolla is problably closest to me: a tad slow, leaks fluids, can't always be counted on, but tries its damndest, has devoted fans, is "unique looking", not too popular with the ladies. And last but not least.... Smells like a old coffin filled with curry and rotting diapers, and no matter how hard you try, it never goes away. :D
 
Onikaze
Hey, I'm being honest.

I'm leanly muscled, great at handling curves, chicks think I'm cute, and I'm a lot of fun to play hard with.

Just like a Miata coupe.
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So your absolutely perfect there's nothing wrong with you at all?

Thinking about it if you were a miata coupe you would be abit of a girly. So while you may be all the above you could also add that you spend too long doing your hair in the morning and have a strict moisterising regime.

Come on guys I'm sure you're all able to point out a few flaws.
 
Fiat Tempo, because inevitably I will have a breakdown.

Edit: And my electrics are confusing.
 
Or a 575 Superamerica- a little unhinged...
 
ExigeExcel
So your absolutely perfect there's nothing wrong with you at all?

Thinking about it if you were a miata coupe you would be abit of a girly. So while you may be all the above you could also add that you spend too long doing your hair in the morning and have a strict moisterising regime.

Come on guys I'm sure you're all able to point out a few flaws.
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In my eyes, I am a perfect me, but there are things that others would change, hence why everyone doesn't agree that a Miata coupe is the perfect car.

I'm too small to haul around a lot of stuff, I'm picky about my appearance, I don't eat a lot, but I'm picky about what I do eat, and I respond best to gentle handling.

You don't HAVE to take extreme care of a Miata coupe, and I already said I had effeminate features, didn't I?
 
You know, i'm sick. I really am.

I've been thinking of what cars would suit Sonic the Hedgehog characters.

Sonic The Hedgehog: would probably end up being Thrust SSC, But I envision him as a Cobalt-blue Supra...with highly modded 2JZ, and loud blow-off valves, to simulate the noise he makes when he charges up for a spindash. (and, for a tie-in to the old satruday-morning cartoon, perhaps he's Sally Carrera's Ex-Boyfriend. Cookie to those who get the refrence.)

Tails Prower: small, kinda cute, likes to tinker....probably a yellow-and-black AE86 Levin, with a carbon hood and some sort of engine swap.

Knuckles the Echidna: strong as hell, but kinda dimwitted. very noble heart. Ford Shelby GT500, red/white.

Amy Rose: Cute, and obsessively fangirlish when around Sonic. faster and stronger than one would expect. Probably a new MX-5, pink, with a discreet turbo system.

Shadow The Hedgehog: Sonic's "Darker self," needs to look intimidating, sound intimidating. also should have a twin turbo I-6. NISMO R34 GT-R Z-tune....but black and red, and modded to match Sonic.

Jet the Hawk: Sonic's rival from "Sonic Riders." fast, light and skilled, though a bit full of himself, he's best matched to either an RE-Amemiya bodied RX-7, or a Ferrari F430, in lime green.
 
If I'm lying down...

Jaguar XJ220. Too long (well, tall.), a little too heavy, looks not to everyone's tastes, but still damned fast in a straight line.
 

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