If you were the first person to step foot on Mars, what would your first words be?

[Boston77]

Damn, no WiFi.

 

[W3H5]

Damn, no WiFi.

Please wait for Starlink to connect…

 

[Hayden]

This spacewalk, brought to you by Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes!

 

[Serge.D]

I'm not a happy camper !!!!

 

[Mirai]

I’d just sing Bowie

 

[m76]

Must have been a wild party.

 

[Exorcet]

I'd look back at the nearest camera and tell the people on the other side to stop spying on my new front lawn.

As for a serious reply, I don't think I could properly formulate one with being there in the moment.

 

[05XR8]

"I got five kids to feed!"

 

[AudiMan2011]

"Hey VSauce, Michael here. I am on Mars. Or am I?"

 

[TB]

"I got five kids to feed!"

"I've got four kids to feed!"

 

[daan]

"I've got four kids to feed!"

"I've got four hundred children and a crop in the field."

 

[twoskodas]

Any ps5s for sale ?

 

[Dave A]

"I've got four kids to feed!"

"I wish I had three hands."

 

[W3H5]

I think “Life confirmed” would be a good first statement. Being there, and alive, would answer the question of if there’s life on mars on not.

 

[Mr Grumpy]

"I wish I had three hands."

There's so many Total Recall quotes that could be in this thread.

 

[TumeK5]

"I've reached Polyphony's headquarters, confirm."

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

How did I get here.

 

[Jimlaad43]

How did I get here.

Only Moon Bears called Desmond get to say that

 

[shadow0460]

I need coffee.

 

[Michael88]

Crap, I think I left the stove on!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Gromit, we forgot the Crackers!

 

[Serge.D]

This candy bar taste like dust.

 

[wfooshee]

Looks like a good place for a Dollar General over there.

 

[Liquid]

Who the 🤬 is that waving at us?

 

[Hazel]

Uhmmm, Elon are you sure we're allowed to do this?
Won't NASA be 'slightly annoyed'?




(I actually want to be on the 3rd Starship to go.....)

 

[HobblingNurse]

"did we get the take?"

"Guys?".

"****, I didn't think they'd actually send me."

 

[UKMikey]

"The Beagle has finally landed."

(I actually want to be on the 3rd Starship to go.....)

I have a feeling they might send a "B" ark staffed by blue check Xitter users and that's it...

Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B

The Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet of Golgafrincham. The ship was led by the captain, with Number One and Number Two next in charge. The Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B was a way of removing...

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[W3H5]

You realise that Musk’s rockets won’t get to Mars, right? At least not this decade, if at all.
The dude is full of ****.

 

[Hazel]

"The Beagle has finally landed."

I have a feeling they might send a "B" ark staffed by blue check Xitter users and that's it...

Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B

The Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet of Golgafrincham. The ship was led by the captain, with Number One and Number Two next in charge. The Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B was a way of removing...

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Most forget that the original civilisation was then wiped out by a virulent virus contracted from an uncleaned phone....
So is it better to send the B ark off or to be on it?

 

[UKMikey]

You realise that Musk’s rockets won’t get to Mars, right? At least not this decade, if at all.

🎵 "The chances of anything getting to Mars are a million to one, he said..." 🎶

Dude, this is a hypothetical. Not sure whether there's anyone here who believes Musk.

Most forget that the original civilisation was then wiped out by a virulent virus contracted from an uncleaned phone....
So is it better to send the B ark off or to be on it?

Sounds like all we'd miss are rabid dodgy takes on social media if we got rid of that lot. Recent history suggests that many are the kind of people who'd deny the existence of the virus in the first place.