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- aracefan
I hope this hasn't been posted recently as I have not been "a part" of the GTP family for a while.
An independent woman started her own business.
She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. She
soon realized that she needed an in-house counsel, so she
began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with
one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our
personal integrity must be beyond question."
She leaned forward and asked: "Mr. Peterson, are you
an 'honest' lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something
about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me $15,000
for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried
my very first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
"My dad sued me for the money."
An independent woman started her own business.
She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. She
soon realized that she needed an in-house counsel, so she
began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with
one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our
personal integrity must be beyond question."
She leaned forward and asked: "Mr. Peterson, are you
an 'honest' lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something
about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me $15,000
for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried
my very first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
"My dad sued me for the money."
