Iron Mike Tyson... porn star?

[smellysocks12]

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Damn, he has to be REALLY broke to go this low for some cash.

 

[McLaren]

The titles he's supposed to be in are too d*mn funny.

But seriously, that's low. 👎

 

[Solid Lifters]

I wonder if the sex is going to be consentual?

Well, we don't need to ask if he's a spanker, or a bitter, now do we?

 

[emad]

Oh god... I can't decide which is more nasty. Mike Tyson in porn... or Ron Jeremy

 

[ND4SPD]

....Bastard....He's gonna score with Jenna Jameson.....Still, thats sinking way to low....But those titles are way to hilarious...👍

 

[emad]

Let me ask again... which is worse to watch in the nude?

this

or this

 

[Spyder_V]

Both are gross IMHO. Wouldn't watch either.

 

[smellysocks12]

Who would watch for the dudes anyway?





Anyway, this reminds me of the game Fallout 2 where I became boxing champion and porn star in the same town.

 

[ND4SPD]

*Shudders.

 

[emad]

Who would watch for the dudes anyway?

Nobody, but the fact that the face is there is bad enough *shudder*

 

[McLaren]

....Bastard....He's gonna score with Jenna Jameson.....Still, thats sinking way to low....But those titles are way to hilarious...👍

My thoughts exactly.

But how about just Jenna and no dudes.

 

[Studentdriver]

Sounds like a plan.

 

[dbartucci]

I thought Tyson was in talks to do Muay Thai?

 

[smellysocks12]

Haha, nah, K1... not Muay Thai. He would be boxing against kickboxers and thai boxers.... with maybe here and there an attempt at kicking, but would end up getting brutally slaughtered. Seriously, Tyson can't even keep up with his own game anymore... boxing.... so him going at kickboxers in their own game would be retarded. I'm sure he reconsidered that option and changed his mind to a less dangerous sport... porno.

 

[Iceman]

He's not desperate or anything...

 

[Cosmic]

So low.... 👎

 

[EvilToast]

"i'm gonna eat your kids" come on who wouldn't wanna make a porn movie with this man.

 

[Omnis]

Honestly, I'd rather watch Ron Jeremy do it. I think Tyson's stupid voice is enough to knock-out any boner.

 

[kikie]

This could be a solution for Michael Jackson Imagine Tyson and Jackson in the same porn movie

 

[Powripper]

This could be a solution for Michael Jackson Imagine Tyson and Jackson in the same porn movie

I dont think jackson would do porn...well none that is legal.

 

[kikie]

...well none that is legal.

Maybe he can bribe the producer and "actors", giving him the feeling he's doing something illegal???

 

[Hell Raiser]

I can't stop laughing at the titles

 

[Danoff]

Both are gross IMHO. Wouldn't watch either.

You're supposed to LIKE gross guys being in porn. Having hot women have sex with loosers is supposed to make you feel better about yourself.

"If she'll have sex with him , she'll CERTAINLY have sex with me!"