kinda lamejoke, but still worth a laugh

[Attila_Da_Hun]

A pirate walk into a bar with a ship's wheel stuffed down his pants.

The bartender says "you do know you have a steering wheel in your pants, right?"

The pirate says "Arr, itz drivin' me nuttz!"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

lame

 

[Spock]

lame and i think it was already posted here

 

[wee_man]

classic
shuld be a groaner but still a chuckle