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Yeah, I know. Anybody with half of a brain and a history class should know this one.
What the Fu@k was that?
Originally posted by Civic_VTi
"There was supposed to be an Earth-shatterin 'KABOOM'." And lo, there was, or rather, were, two. Nasty things can happen when particles get bored and decide to split.
Originally posted by Civic_VTi
"There was supposed to be an Earth-shatterin 'KABOOM'." And lo, there was, or rather, were, two. Nasty things can happen when particles get bored and decide to split.
Originally posted by Der Alta
I made a batch of exquistely HOT! chili.
I handed people a pamphlet before I would let them eat any of it.
It went like this:
"Are you man enough?"
It's a simple question and really easy enough to answer.
Most everybody has tried hot chili before, including myself. I've had some of the hottest stuff out there. This is something new.
That stuff you remember that was hot, it was a rubber ducky floating in your bath tub. My chili is an Aircraft Carrier.
The hottest stuff you've tasted is a paper airplane you threw in grade school; my chili is the Concorde.
The hottest Buffalo wings you've ever tasted are an ice cube in a margarita; my chili is the Iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Those Jalapeno Poppers you've tasted are the dog house out back; my chili is the Taj Mahal.
That hot stuff you remember...A fire cracker; my chili...Fatman and Little Boy.
That previous chili... A matchbox car you had when you were young; my chili....Dale Earnhardt Jr. would be afraid to drive it.
It's hot like you've never tasted before.
I will warn you now, you will feel the pain.
So... "Are you man enough?" Most likely not.
AO
No, those are the Insanity Peppers of Quetzalthalnaga (excuse the spelling).Originally posted by Bollocks#999
So you use the same peppers that chief Wiggum uses?![]()
Originally posted by the_cobbinator
That's the most intimidating chili pamphlet in the history of the world.
Originally posted by Der Alta
And it lived up to everything I stated. I've never seen so many men cry in one place.
AO