I actually only agree with about half that list.
See... anything that takes your mind off of things you do while driving that have nothing to do with piloting the vehicle is worth the hassle. I've lived many decades without some of these things, but I recognize some as useful...
I actually like automatic lights and wipers.
Anyone who's driven through a summer shower will understand this... how the rain starts out light... gets heavier, tapers off... gets heavier... stops... restarts... every time the weather changes slightly, you have to flick the switch again... now... granted, automatic systems aren't perfect, but every time they kick in without your input, you spend 0.5 seconds less paying attention to the wiper controls and 0.5 seconds more looking at the road and keeping both hands firmly on the wheel. It's helpful.
Same goes for automatics, or paddle-shifters, even. Now, I enjoy rowing with a stick.. BUT... keeping both hands on the wheel... again... is better... and... obviously (to anyone who watches F1) faster. Yes, you're removing some of the challenge that many of us love... but if it allows us to become more efficient and effective drivers... why not?
DSC, Traction control... helpful, to a point. I don't like either, but you can't deny that anything that prevents spinning or fishtailing in an emergency situation is a good thing. I consider myself a good driver... now, but back when I was learning, there were a few "incidents" I had that I wouldn't have had with ESP. Well... maybe I did learn from them, which led to my current level of safety, but any system that can potentially avert death should never be scoffed at.
Predictive brake-assist, seatbelt pre-tensioning... all useful...
Back-up sensors? Hell, yes, I can back up a full-sized pick-up without them, but having a system that can prevent you from accidentally running over a kid streaking across a parking lot? That's a good thing...
Personally, I'm the kind of neanderthal who appreciates a good, simple car with a manual transmission, no ABS and no other fripperies for the occassional track romp, but I'm not going to deny that many things I don't like have their uses in the real world...
EDIT: Steering feel? That's the same complaint people had back during the transition to hydraulic power steering. But some manufacturers have learned how to give hydraulic steering proper "feel" (raise your hand, Mazda)... it's only a matter of time before they manage the same with EPS. In fact, the new Mazda6, while not perfect, still has pretty good feel, simply through a simple relocation fo the assist motor. And the Mazda MX-5's electronic throttle is actually pretty damn good. It's not the technology. It's the implementation. If you don't like the way your manufacturer does it... switch to Mazda. (shameless plug).