Love is in Danger

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Tad late. "Express reply". :) But you shouldn't post about people being 'lazy' when you're the one argueing on a forum using horrible grammar. It doesn't really make you look good.
 
No, but you can at least look decent. I don't have anyone to impress either, but I still try to look like I know what I'm doing.
 
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i dont see how i qualify as spelling soo bad, my errors merely include capitalization and punctuation absences. i can clearly spell correctly.
 
Originally posted by XzifT
..In your Sig, Zamataki, you posted a link called "Weaklings". You said you were going to 'take my leave.... suckers" Why havent you left yet? Go on, shoo.

Heh heh. 👍

Incidentally, before us "weaklings" "gave up", Alpha got him to admit he is a post-pubescent girl. 👍
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Heh heh. 👍

Incidentally, before us "weaklings" "gave up", Alpha got him to admit he is a post-pubescent girl. 👍

Yes, because sarcasm is a solid base of which to base truth on. Ignoramus, next time you claim that I admitted to being a "post-pubescent girl", use your brain and figure out that I was merely mocking the original comment.
 
Yes, because sarcasm is a solid base of which to base truth on. Ignoramus, next time you claim that I admitted to being a "post-pubescent girl", use your brain and figure out that I was merely mocking the original comment.

That would hold water if you displayed a sarcastic streak. Your retorts consist of "You guys r so sad", "lol, I didnt get ownd" or "la..la..la"

The ignoramus would appear to be you my dear boy/girl. The number of members who "really like you" increased exponentially in this thread alone 👍
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
That would hold water if you displayed a sarcastic streak. Your retorts consist of "You guys r so sad", "lol, I didnt get ownd" or "la..la..la"

The ignoramus would appear to be you my dear boy/girl. The number of members who "really like you" increased exponentially in this thread alone 👍

Weak, you can't even quote me correctly, i'd like to see where I posted the "lol, i didnt get ownd".....
Get ur crap straight before you come out and **** it.
 
Originally posted by F.Zamataki
Yes, because sarcasm is a solid base of which to base truth on. Ignoramus, next time you claim that I admitted to being a "post-pubescent girl", use your brain and figure out that I was merely mocking the original comment.
Next time you're being sarcastic use the World Wide Web Consortium's special vB tags that go something like :
Code:
[sarcasm]YOUR TEXT HERE[/sarcasm]

Just a heads up ;), to prevent anymore confusion. So you are a post-pubescent girl after all?
 
I am beginning to ponder your intelligence, it seems that you guys can only retort with the same old insults....."you can't spell"....."your girlfriend is inflatable"....."your a girl". WE-AK...please...don't hit me where it hurts.:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by F.Zamataki
it seems that you guys can only retort with the same old insults....."you can't spell"....."your girlfriend is inflatable"....."your a girl".

If the shoe fits, wear it 👍
 
So this shoe would be what?, an old wicker sandal? Because thats the level of coolness im getting from your comebacks....and said footwear.
 
Originally posted by F.Zamataki
I am beginning to ponder your intelligence, it seems that you guys can only retort with the same old insults....."you can't spell"....."your girlfriend is inflatable"....."your a girl". WE-AK...please...don't hit me where it hurts.:rolleyes:
Oh we know it hurts, we really do sympathise with you.

Just so you don't forget some keyboarding basics I'll teach you.

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The more IT literate among you may recognise this as a keyboard. I hope to break down some of the mysteries of the keyboard and allow you to fully appreciate its usage.

The Capslock Key

The capslock key serves a useful purpose. If you need to type several capital letters at once, it lets you do this. Simply press once to turn on capitals, and press again to turn them off. Usually a light will appear on your keyboard to inform you of the status. If you're not sure which one, if your typing LOOKS LIKE THIS, you really should press it again.

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Can you find your CAPS LOCK key alright now?

Now we are moving onto more of the difficult theory, if you would like me to slow down please say so at any time.

The Shift Key

If you want only one capital letter, the shift key is what you need. Hold down shift, and without letting go, press the key you want. This also lets you access the funny symbols on the top of some keys. Like $ % @ and !.

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Found the shift key, excellent work!

In conclusion you now know how to use a keyboard, there's NO NEED TO SHOUT, and no need to avoid all punctuation and proper capitalisation. Enjoy your newfound freedom behind the keyboard. Write a novel! Complain to a newspaper! And most importantly don't look like a total moron in chatrooms!
 
.....and how much time did you just waste putting all that together? Oh and by the way, I don't recall seeing my previous post in all CAPS...
 
Originally posted by F.Zamataki
.....and how much time did you just waste putting all that together? Oh and by the way, I don't recall seeing my previous post in all CAPS...

It didn’t take very long at all to type it out. I see with clear grammar and spelling it has gotten the message of punctuation across to you very well. I see you are very impressed. With a little bit of thought in your posts you can go far, you see some of us aren’t lazy like you, we have creative minds.

Now I bet you are thinking, hell I wish I could be as cool as that guy, using his keyboard like that. The CAPS LOCK key is a very handy key, I just told you about it to maximize the keyboards power as an input device to the computer.

Instead of trying to defend you and your image of perfection for once, why not come and try lying a comment on one of us because from what I can see you can’t. You’re nothing more than a scrawny little child sitting there with his mummy and daddy ready to kiss her goodnight. Go and get a life.
 
Originally posted by ALPHA
The Capslock Key

The capslock key serves a useful purpose. If you need to type several capital letters at once, it lets you do this. Simply press once to turn on capitals, and press again to turn them off. Usually a light will appear on your keyboard to inform you of the status. If you're not sure which one, if your typing LOOKS LIKE THIS, you really should press it again.

keyb2.jpg

Can you find your CAPS LOCK key alright now?
Am I the only one here that uses the Caps Lock key for capital letters? :irked: To type a capital letter, I usually press down on the Caps Lock key with my left pinky, type the letter and then hit the Caps Lock key again. Strange, but I can do it faster than hitting Shift + letter.
 
He went offline, how sad.

Shannon I find that quite odd, although I have seen many people do a similar action.
 
Originally posted by Shannon
Am I the only one here that uses the Caps Lock key for capital letters? :irked: To type a capital letter, I usually press down on the Caps Lock key with my left pinky, type the letter and then hit the Caps Lock key again. Strange, but I can do it faster than hitting Shift + letter.
What a weirdo.
 
Originally posted by F.Zamataki
that thread shows how weak some members here in gtp are....i enter their thread unwelcome....and instead of using words and comments and other ways to persuade me to leave.....they give up and ignore me. that is the weakest solution to a problem. there were many things they couldve said that possibly would have made me leave, but i guess they are too lazy, or maybe too dumb to pull it off. so i win, on that case.
and Xzift....quit it with the rubber GF thing....are we 10 years old?
do you think that someone would be soo pathetic as to post questions and struggles about an "imaginary" girlfreind....get real. use your brain next time one of you decide to throw the "inflatable" diss on me, because quite frankly im the one laughing at your "inflatability", by this i mean your head as it is hollow and can be blown up due to the lack of a brain.

Why would I or anyone else want to persuade you to leave? You provide so much comedy - in just the three quotes I've made in this post alone.

"do you think that someone would be soo pathetic as to post questions and struggles about an "imaginary" girlfreind"? YES, I do - and you're the case in point (and it's "i before e except after c", Mr. Perfect Speller). People on the internet pretend all sorts of things - you only have to look in the "What cars do we drive" thread to see, where people are pretending to own Integras, Accords and even a Koenigsegg that they don't. Pretending you have a girlfriend is actually a step down from there.

I love your insult at the end - so vague and useless that you have to take the time to explain WHY it's insulting...


Originally posted by F.Zamataki
ok, if you belive that i go out on a limb to try and make myself "look cool" while you guys obviously dont belive me, giving me no further incentive to "humiliate" myself...then belive it. i quite honestly could care less. you have no solid proof shes is imaginary and i have no proof to you that she is real. all i know is im the one that knows what the truth is and you're not.
and yes, an extra nine letters are too hard to type out, and hitting the shift key is annoying. or are you to mentally incapacitated for your brain to sense that it is the beginning of a sentence or not, and to decipher a punctuation mistake and make sense of it. so i ask you, are you too stupid to figure all that out?

As a great sage (no, not "Sage") once said, "If you cannot be bothered to take the time to type it correctly, why should I take the time to read it?". If you think that what you have to say is so important that you have to type it here, why do you not take the time to type it properly so that everyone, including our many non-native English speakers, can understand it?

You came on here and posted one picture of "your" "girlfriend" - a picture which has since been proven to be freely available on the internet. All you have to do to prove you even KNOW the girl is post a second picture which ISN'T available on the internet - or even go and take one of her (holding up a sign saying something like "GTP is teh coll!"). If you know the girl, you HAVE the proof, which is why few people here believe you've ever met her.

If someone arrives here claiming something, it is up to them to prove it or be disbelieved - and not up to us to disprove them. Simple as. "Innocent until proven guilty" does not apply when one is making bold (pink) claims.


Originally posted by F.Zamataki
So this shoe would be what?, an old wicker sandal? Because thats the level of coolness im getting from your comebacks....and said footwear.

I love this post. I think I might frame it. To paraphrase... "Your comebacks are rubbish. You sandal."

Best comeback ever, slapnuts.



Famine supports the good work of Capt Illiterate - struggling to improve the standard of English on the internet.
 
Originally posted by Famine

"Your comebacks are rubbish. You sandal."

Best comeback ever, slapnuts.



:lol:

The last time I laughed that hard, Boom was making fun of David Hasselhoff.
 
Originally posted by F.Zamataki
I am beginning to ponder your intelligence, it seems that you guys can only retort with the same old insults....."you can't spell"....."your girlfriend is inflatable"....."your a girl". WE-AK...please...don't hit me where it hurts.:rolleyes:

Then, let me point out to you that

  • you can't spell
  • your girlfriend is inflatable
  • you're a girl
 
Originally posted by F.Zamataki

and Capt....way to diss me on my spelling.....im soo insulted.:rolleyes:
The Captain has never "dissed" your spelling. He pointed out your non-capitalisation and grammar problems.

Originally posted by F.Zamataki
Yes, because sarcasm is a solid base of which to base truth on. Ignoramus, next time you claim that I admitted to being a "post-pubescent girl", use your brain and figure out that I was merely mocking the original comment.
Well done. That is a good improvement.

Originally posted by F.Zamataki
i'd like to see where I posted the "lol, i didnt get ownd".....
Get ur crap straight before you come out and **** it.
Back to your old ways so quickly. Ur? Please check this link and let me know which definition you are trying to use.

The potential is there, you just have to unlock it.
 
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