Man, what will they think of next..

[Ryan2]

I wonder where Matell gets all their ideas for the Barbie dolls..I mean, what little girl is going to buy a Barbie that's pregnant?

Interesting...

 

[MazKid]

Ryan...what are you doing looking at Barbies?

 

[-Fred-]

Perhaps he was on the Mattel website looking for Hot Wheels?

I heard that over the news... When are we going to get Redneck Ken, coke addict Barbie, etc?

 

[milefile]

That is a little odd. But what would I know.

There is a "white trash" barbie I saw at a novelty store. She's wearing really short cut-offs, a halter top, has frizzy blonde hair and some teeth missing. The text on the box was a bunch of trailer and incest jokes. Pretty funny.

 

[Ryan2]

Originally posted by MazKid
Ryan...what are you doing looking at Barbies?

I wasn't, my sister was watching TV and a commercial for the pregnant one came on. I didn't watch it, I was over here at the computer.

 

[Giancarlo]

Barbie's having an affair?!

 

[Ryan2]

Actually, it's not really Barbie. Barbie's the doctor that "delivers" the "baby". Don't ask me how I know this. Wow, and they're available in both caucasion and african-american!

 

[StevieMo]

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/2_11_02/prostitutesdollsarticle.html
heh...

 

[Ryan2]

Here it is.

 

[MazKid]

Now they need Crash Test barbie. Made out of a wood filler consistency that smashes up in Barbie's new Hyundia Accent. Comes with crash scenes and witnesses, as well as a hospital/funeral scene.

Actually, if they ever made a Barbie Miata, I might have to check it out...I could always repaint it and burn Barbie with WD-40...

 

[Ryan2]

Originally posted by MazKid
Now they need Crash Test barbie. Made out of a wood filler consistency that smashes up in Barbie's new Hyundia Accent. Comes with crash scenes and witnesses, as well as a hospital/funeral scene.

Actually, if they ever made a Barbie Miata, I might have to check it out...I could always repaint it and burn Barbie with WD-40...

👍 Brilliant.

And about the Miata, it looks as if they're sponsered by VW. So, don't expect much soon.

 

[Acidman]

I think matel is getting a little wierd with their barbie products

 

[SandStorm]

All they need now is a "Ghetto Barbie" - they could dress her in street clothes, give her a ghetto blaster and have a voice box in her chest that says, "Yo, gangstas" every now and then!