Moma jokes, give us you best one.

[f1king]

Yo Mom so fat when she backs up her ass beeps.

 

[f1king]

Yo moma so black when she went to night school, the teacher marked her absent.

 

[f1king]

Yo momas teeth so yellow she spits butter.

 

[f1king]

Yo moma so white she gave the sun a tan.

 

[f1king]

You moma so fat, one day she wore a Malcom X T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her back.

 

[f1king]

Yo Moma is so stupid she hit a parked car.

 

[f1king]

Yo moma is so stupid she was hit by a parked car.

 

[f1king]

You moma is so stupid it took her 3 days to watch 60 minutes.

 

[Saleen Man]

Your mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

 

[f1king]

Yo moma is so dumb she couldnt catch a cold. :band:

 

[1X83Z]

My own personal favourite was told to me by a kid who had no idea what was what. I swear this was the joke I was told about ten years ago and I still remember it because it made no sense then but I laughed and still laugh today:

"Your momma is so dark that when the cops shot at her, the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight."

 

[f1king]

M5 I remember that one thats a real classic.

 

[Solid Fro]

Yo momma is so fat, that when we asked her "what's for dinner?", she spread her legs and said "tuna fish".

Yo momma is so fat, that when she wore a red dress, everyone shouted "Kool-aid!".

Yo momma is so poor, when we opened her refrigerator, there was a slice of bologna and 5 roaches singing "we are family!".

 

[Warped_Devotion]

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

 

[f1king]

 

[viperguy]

Yo mama's so fat her ass has its own Congressman

from the simpsons

 

[f1king]

Yo mama so fat she her ass has its own Zip code.

 

[SandStorm]

That's a good one, f1king!

Just a word, mate - this is like the 5th or 6th "Yo Momma" thread in GTP - it's getting a bit boring. :zzz:

 

[Saleen Man]

Yo mama so nasty when I asked her what's for supper, she pulled down her pants and said, "Crabs."

Yo mama so nasty when I asked her what's for supper, she took off her socks and said, "Corn."

 

[whitez]

those are some sick jokes Saleen, but funny

 

[LEBSTA]

Your momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

 

[Rossell]

from American Pie:

"Your mommas so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the *****!"

I must start a thread asking how many words you can make with the word "***". Shall I?

 

[Warped_Devotion]

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Originally posted by M5Power
My own personal favourite was told to me by a kid who had no idea what was what. I swear this was the joke I was told about ten years ago and I still remember it because it made no sense then but I laughed and still laugh today:

"Your momma is so dark that when the cops shot at her, the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight."

lol