Mopar Muscles Guide to Getting Some Ass!

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Chapter one: Girls you see daily.

If you see some ass that you want to get around your school, work, or neighborhood follow these guidelines:

First off, let someone introduce you, It gets rid of the nervousness that you may have that might fumble your speech, if that luxory is not avalible, you must then hunt for your meal:

1. Stake her out. look at her whenever possible (DONT stare damn you!) but don't let her catch you. Doing this allows her friends to see you looking, and there for tell her "OOooOOO! that guy is looking at you insert name !"

2. Make eye contact. Once her friends tell her you are enjoyin the view, she is bound to look up to see who. make quick eye contact and turn away shyly to talk to a friend (if a friend is not present, grab your cell phone and look at it. Just pretend to be caught up in something else.

3. Longer eye contact. Knowing that you are there, she will probably look back after a whyle to see if she can catch you looking at her ('cause she wants it too.) Make eye contact for about 2-3 seconds with a shy smile on your face.

4. The move. When you start to make eye contact again, begin moving towards her. when she sees you coming over, she will be sure not to turn her back on you because greeting someone from beking their back is almost always awkward.

5. Get t know her. The hard part is behind you. Just talk to her for not too long (about 5 min.) And don't call her the same night if you get a number!

Chapter two: girls you see walking at the mall/other public places.

Ok, there are three ways of going about this.

1. The Pass. When you see a girl walking with her friend(s) try to walk by her so you pass on eachother's right side. This opens up the window for quick eye contact and a fast handshake. say something like "Hey how's it going? whats your name?" Begin to talk to her, ask her other stuff like "are you from around here?" or "what school do you go to?" Ask her if she wants to hang out for a whyle and if she bites youre set!

2. standing in line / waiting. Look at #2 in chapter one, this can be done in a short period of time. Walk over and begin your chatting like mensioned in #1, Ch.2 above.

3. She catches you. If you are lucky, or just a stud, you have probably been approached by a girl lookin for some ss for herself. Let her ask the questions (don't forget to answer!) she is picking you up. Enjoy the ride... any girl that picks you up is probably outgoing or just plain "horny." Don't waste time, make you move.

Commentary: Don't be afraid to make a move, who cares if you get shut down,* You will never see her again.

*this does not apply to chapter one.

Chapter three: the moves!

1. Holding hands. This ones simple, when you are walking beside her, walk in such a way so that her hand bumps into yours, and then literally into yours. Another way, if you are sitting beside her (or walking) and you notice she has a ring on her finger, Just kinda toutch the ring with your finger and kindof play with it, next thing you know, you are holding hands.

2. The kiss. This is kinda difficult, you have to just know how. Not much of what i tell you can prep. you for this. It can happen at any time. don't make it sudden, though, that makes it .... too sudden and thus: not good. be sure to look into her eyes as you move in. then do your thing. If you cannot see her eyes, like you are holding her from behind, rub your cheek (ugh, i don't like the word cheek) with hers and make your nose touch her cheek. she will more than likely turn her head for the cheese.

3. The good-bye. Sometimes you have to wait for the good-bye to get some. heres how. give her a hug, when you begin to separate, rub your cheek with hers, and look into her eyes and do your thing.

4. Getting more than a kiss.
not going to get into that here, pm me.

If theres anything else you want to know, just ask.
If theres anything you wish to add, let me know.
 
Originally posted by Mopar Muscle


2. Make eye contact. Once her friends tell her you are enjoyin the view, she is bound to look up to see who. make quick eye contact and turn away shyly to talk to a friend (if a friend is not present, grab your cell phone and look at it. Just pretend to be caught up in something else.


That one looks more like a girl tactic. I mean, that is ok, if you are a girl.
 
It worked for me!! Now everybody on GTPlanet can get laid every day! Twice! Three cheers for Mopar Muscle!!
 
How about I save a bunch of you the trouble, LOL...... either you have MOJO, or you dont.... period ;)
 
Originally posted by Tercel_driver
That one looks more like a girl tactic. I mean, that is ok, if you are a girl.

Actually, you would be surprised at how much that works.
 
Eye contact is one of the most important things. Obviously, you're not a stud. ;)
 
i already have a piece of ass and it is just lovely. i just act funny. girls love humor. it seems to turn them on.
 
I recently praised Mopar Muscle's skills with the ladies. I don't know if I was gravely mistaken or if he's lost his touch.

But, one of the most basic & effective tips I've recieved from many places is to keep eye contact until she looks away.

Originally posted by Mopar Muscle
make quick eye contact and turn away shyly to talk to a friend (if a friend is not present, grab your cell phone and look at it. Just pretend to be caught up in something else.

I have to say ignore this one. It's a staring contest. You must win!!!
 
I have to say ignore this one. It's a staring contest. You must win!!!

Some chicks are turned off by that. You look like a psycho if everytime she is turning around she sees you looking at her.

Works for some, doesnt work with others.
 
I didn't say keep staring at her every time that she looks at you. The first time eye contact is made, win the staring contest. Then, go talk to her! But, if you look away like a scared little puppy, it's not going to send the message that you want.
 
Originally posted by SS69
i already have a piece of ass and it is just lovely.

Me too. Although you'd be amazed how many women run away screaming when I get a piece of fossilised buttock out of my pocket and show them.


I suspect you're all looking about an inch away. But at least it stops you reproducing, I guess. :D
 
Originally posted by Tazio
I have to say ignore this one. It's a staring contest. You must win!!!

It is MOST important to look away... it shows you are shy and slightly intimidated by her. why? because you like her. The longer stare (2 - 3 sec.) shows her you are interested, and trying to "read" her.

eye contact - most important indeed.
 
"chapter three: the moves" is now here scroll up if you have not already done so
 
I just skip all those steps and hop in my car and meet Klos at Fifth and Main. No foreplay, just $20.

But really, why bother with all those steps? If I see something I like, I go and get it. Just walk up to her and start a conversation. What's the deal with all this eye contact crapola? Wasting time in my opinion.

Find someone you like and approach her. You get shot down, oh well, move on to the next and you've wasted less of your time.
 
Exactly.

The reason that I've heard that you want to win the initial staring contest is just that it communicates confidence. Which women love. This usually doesn't take more than 5 seconds.

Unless you're talking to a certain someone that I had a crush on recently. She won over half of our staring contests which could go on forever. No, I didn't just stare at her. This was while I was talking to her. She kept eye contact the whole time. I very often had to look away first. But, since I had already talked to and gotten to know her, it was okay.
 
Man, I had to go to a video game internet forum to learn this?

Staring? That's for a cat, so forget all the visual foreplay and step right up to the girl/lady/woman and forget all the games. Girls appreciate it when you stop playing stupid games, although you can't ever completely figure out what a girl's thinking. Maybe 10%, if you're lucky.
 
Originally posted by boombexus
Wasting time in my opinion.

Find someone you like and approach her. You get shot down, oh well, move on to the next and you've wasted less of your time.

all the steps take about 2-3 min. max. i was just trying to put the process down on paper for some of the less talented members here.

Originally posted by boombexus You get shot down, oh well, move on

got rejected? sounds like you need to read up! ;) j/k

on a serious note:

if you take the time for the steps, you will seldom face rejection because you have already taken the time to read her body language to see if she is interested. if she is not, then you move on. SEE! its more time efficient!
 
Okay, I'm going to stand by my original comment in a different thread & say that in general, Mopar Muscle does, in fact, know what he is doing.

Although I may disagree at times, you won't exactly be a Bud Bundy if you take his advice.

But you had me worried for a while there. :p
 
Ha!

I see what you are trying to say Mopar, however, this staring contest just seems odd to me.
I just approach and start a conversation. Having a conversation with someone is much more interesting than trading glances. And from the conversation (or lack there of) you can usually guage how things are going.

I usually use the direct approach and it's worked rather well for me.

To each his own.
 
Originally posted by Tazio
Exactly.

The reason that I've heard that you want to win the initial staring contest is just that it communicates confidence. Which women love. This usually doesn't take more than 5 seconds.

there is no need to communicate confidence when you first look at her, and she won't translate it as confidense either, she will see some guy stareing at her. picture yourself, you look like an idiot staring. she might eve look behind you to see what that creep (you) are staring at.
 
I stared at girl way too long once, like about 2 minutes. It was creepy. But she was hot, and I wasn't, um, in the right frame of mind, shall we say? She really was hot though.
 
Like I said, you're not going to sit there and stare at her for 20 minutes. Then you do begin to look creepy. But, if you show her that you're intimidated by her, as you advised Mopar, you're just like all the other nerds that get all flustered by her pretty looks. Is that really what you want?

Yes, 2 minutes is too long. By that time, you should have just went over & started a conversation. If the eye contact goes on for a long time, that is when you either use body language such as a simple smile, or just go over and talk to her.
 
Originally posted by boombexus
Ha!

I see what you are trying to say Mopar, however, this staring contest just seems odd to me.
Having a conversation with someone is much more interesting than trading glances.

it's not a contest, it's a quick thing.


A conversation is much mor exciting, but the glances are the foreplay that make it that much better.
 
Originally posted by boombexus
I see what you are trying to say Mopar, however, this staring contest just seems odd to me.

Yeah, that was me that called it a staring contest. What I meant, was: Just don't let a girl's appearance intimidate you.

Imagine a nerdy type of guy who hasn't ever kissed a girl meeting Cindy Crawford for the first time. :lol: This is what you're trying to avoid.
 
Well you don't need to explain it to me, you need to explain it to our younger readers here.

The way it reads just sounds like the reader should spend a lot of time on these steps. Maybe a revision could be made to explain that a bit more in detail?
 
Originally posted by Tazio
But, if you show her that you're intimidated by her, as you advised Mopar, you're just like all the other nerds that get all flustered by her pretty looks. Is that really what you want?

The fact of the matter is this: I'm not a nerd, and the chick I look at knows it. It's not as agressive as it can be, but it's enough, and it has worked for me many times. It gives her mystery. She thinks "oh chit, does he like me?" whyle she goes over what happened and speculates what will happen in her head, you are already making your next move. she won't know what hit her.
 
Originally posted by boombexus
Maybe a revision could be made to explain that a bit more in detail?

maybe you can help me. you seem to know your chit, and we all know that two heads are better than one.
 
The first thing to remember, A girl decides if you're gonna get anywhere within seconds. It may take months to reach the goal, but she decided, for the most part, very shortly after meeting you if you might someday get some booty.

Every girl requires a different approach. And if your's sound's "canned" or rehearsed, she'll make you as a player in two seconds flat, and the "padlock of love" goes around her knees.

They actually like it if you seem a bit nervous, like talking to her is the most important thing in your world at the moment, and you don't want to screw it up.👍
 
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