Mopar Muscles Guide to Getting Some Ass!

darklegion_ca · Nov 6, 2003

Originally posted by 2ez2KiLL
I just got slapped trying this technique at the mall

i tried to grab the girls hand and TRIED to do a handshake and she yelled @ me and i got slapped O.O??

(note: this technique doesnt work)

Any one dum enough to use this guide should get slaped.

KosmikFool · Nov 6, 2003

So you're saying that using this guide, I can hooked up with some chicks with access to donkies? Awesome.

Mopar Muscle · Nov 10, 2003

Originally posted by sn00pie
There aren't any rules of engagement, and you're being so detailed...

No, there aren't rules, nor did I say there were.

detailed? It's not as step-by-step as it looks on paper, the things that I do seem a little instructional but they can come in any order, or not at all.

Mopar Muscle · Nov 10, 2003

Originally posted by 2ez2KiLL
I just got slapped trying this technique at the mall

i tried to grab the girls hand and TRIED to do a handshake and she yelled @ me and i got slapped O.O??

(note: this technique doesnt work)

Are you stupid? It sounds like you tried to grab her hand. I would have smacked you too.

Try someting like

"Hey, hows it going?" and put your hand out for the handshake.
NEVER reach! It's just too invading.

:lol:

at you.

2ez2KiLL · Nov 15, 2003

lol we almost lost this post.. im posting to keep it alive and get more posts lol

1X83Z · Nov 15, 2003

Originally posted by Mopar Muscle
they can come in any order, or not at all.

So then why do you write them down? Any girl that's attracted to a guy who needed to use a guide to get a date is also pretty pathetic.

Just be impulsive if you're attracted to somebody - the phrase to keep in mind is 'what's the worst that could happen'?

Mopar Muscle · Nov 16, 2003

I don't write them down, besides this "guide" where I could not help but write it down. I created this thread to help out that one guy that made a thread like "life sucks" or something like that. When I was writing the "guide" I just recalled what I usually do, and typed it.

Things presented in the guide are the things i do to get some 'ass,' and they work. I don't mean to sound conceited, but looks plays a major role in meeting people.

Take it or leave it. I don't care what you wish to do.

1X83Z · Nov 16, 2003

Originally posted by Mopar Muscle
I don't write them down, besides this "guide" where I could not help but write it down.

I know - it's just that good. 👍

I created this thread to help out that one guy that made a thread like "life sucks" or something like that. When I was writing the "guide" I just recalled what I usually do, and typed it.

So you really do use these things to get dates?

Things presented in the guide are the things i do to get some 'ass,' and they work. I don't mean to sound conceited, but looks plays a major role in meeting people.

Intelligence obviously doesn't...

Cobraboy · Nov 16, 2003

Dammit Doug can't you just give the poor guy a break?!

1X83Z · Nov 16, 2003

Originally posted by Cobraboy
Dammit Doug can't you just give the poor guy a break?!

I would, but he leaves himself so open to it.

Mopar Muscle · Nov 18, 2003

Originally posted by M5Power
So you really do use these things to get dates? [/B]

Hmm, let's think for a minute, do I use my own "tactics" in my own guide to get dates? :dunce:

As a matter of fact, I do, and I have to say that what I do works quite nicely.

1X83Z · Nov 19, 2003

Originally posted by Mopar Muscle
Hmm, let's think for a minute, do I use my own "tactics" in my own guide to get dates?

As a matter of fact, I do, and I have to say that what I do works quite nicely.

Which midwestern state do you inhabit?

Mopar Muscle · Nov 23, 2003

California you fool!

milefile · Dec 30, 2003

darklegion_ca · Dec 30, 2003

And the point to bumping this thread would be what now. It was to dumb to begin with. One person has been slaped for doing what was in this guide so why bring it up

lsk8er · Dec 30, 2003

Lol take a look in the "pics of you and your gf" thread for a very good reason NOT to use this guys tactics.

milefile · Dec 30, 2003

Originally posted by darklegion_ca
And the point to bumping this thread would be what now. It was to dumb to begin with. One person has been slaped for doing what was in this guide so why bring it up

Thanks for doing your small part to keep it on top of the first page. 👍

Sage · Dec 30, 2003

Um, anyway...