Since there aren't any jokes here, I thought I'd kick it off with a shocker. You've been warned
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Dave, sadly was born without ears, although successful
in business, the problem did annoy him greatly. One day he
needed to hire a new manager for his company. He set
up three interviews.
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed
to know and was very interesting. But at the end of
the interview, Dave asked him, "Do you notice anything
different about me?"
"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no
ears," came the reply.
Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out
of the office.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was
even better than the first guy. But he asked her the
same question: "Do you notice anything different about
me?"
"Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."
Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
The third and final interviewee was the best of the
bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his
BSc(Hons). He was smart. He was handsome, and he
seemed to be a better businessman than the first
two put together.
Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young
man the same question:
"Do you notice anything different about me?"
And much to his surprise, the young man answered,
"Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?"
Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly
observant person.
"How in the world did you know that?", he asked.
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically
and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses
with no f@#$ing ears!"
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