Most annoying clichés

[PS]

Extreme anything. I'm so freaking tired of hearing about extreme sports, extreme makeovers, extreme bowling, whatever, that I'm going to go postal if I have to hear about it much more.

Extreme postal!

"It only hurts if you think about it."

My ass it doesn't hurt.

 

[Flame-returns]

"That's hot!" – seems to be a favorite among teenagers these days (especially teenage guys pretending to be gay).

I'm a teenage bisexual and have never used or heared the phraase THAT'S HOTsaid by teenagers anywhere other than forums. I agree it does piss me off though...

The phrase I detest the most other than "That's a different kettle of fish" is "Life doesnt get any better" (well if it wont get any better I might as well end it now.) I also hate "You will get over it" (If I do I still wont forgive you for saying that!)

I also hate teachers that give you a c+/- and start their comment with "It was good BUT" why do they refuse just to say its rubbish.

I hate anyone who says either "thinktanks" or "mindsets" in a sentance.

Sorry for the large fonts but I really hate these people

 

[Joey D]

Blazer Xtreme

Anyways I really hate it when people say w00t and leet, oh and haxors. Also the word random is pretty bad. And when people call a situation or an object gay.

 

[Duke]

OK, this doesn't quite qualify as a cliche, but... the words tunner and tunning as frequently misused are starting to really irk me. I'm even getting tired of the real, correct spellings and the way they are being misapplied to everything.

And yet another: bespoke. evo writers seem to be in love with this word, despite the fact that no British person I've ever met can actually define it. They can't get through an issue without mentioning it half a dozen times. Everybody can describe a vague working idea of what it means, but nobody can give the actual definition.

 

[Blackbird.]

Well as far as im aware you dont keep looking after you found it, so i guess it is 💡 .

"To be honest"

i dont like that either

Yeah defintely it's like you haven't been honest on several other occassions!?

"mind your ps and qs"

 

[Danoff]

There aught to be a law against that

I hate that one.

It's not about winning or losing, it's how you play the game

That's something you tell the loser.

I gave it 110%

That's not possible.

It was God's will

Is that supposed to make me feel better? Your God wanted this to happen!

Life sucks and then you die

Life sucks? Compared to what?

 

[Sage]

I'm a teenage bisexual and have never used or heared the phraase THAT'S HOT said by teenagers anywhere other than forums. I agree it does piss me off though...

Lucky you, then – the kids around here say it all the time. The football players are the worst – they'll say it to each other when taking a leak, for example.

 

[Blackbird.]

"Everything happens for a reason."

 

[RacyBacy]

Has anyone mentioned at the end of the day?

And yet another: bespoke. evo writers seem to be in love with this word, despite the fact that no British person I've ever met can actually define it.

Custom made?

 

[ceiling_fan]

I HATE "nobody's perfect" and "practice makes perfect." Kinda contradict eachother if you think about it.

 

[MrktMkr1986]

"Everything happens for a reason."

Eric, everything does happen for a reason.

 

[xAkirax2004]

"You're never fully dressed without a smile."

Oh christ...

 

[zoxxy]

"If It/I wouldn't have..."

 

[Goomba]

From one random person talking to a tall or big person: "Wow! You sure are big!"

No **** sherlock.

 

[Max Powers]

I think it may be regional, because I never heard it until I moved from Pa to Ohio, I always hear people saying "I'm not gonna lie" while talking to somebody, it just makes me want to cram pencils into my ears every time I hear it.

 

[Joey D]

Yup it's a regional thing people in Michigan say it all the time.

 

[Max Powers]

I figured it was a midwest thing.

 

[ash6660]

'If you can't beat them, join them'

I hate it so much that I changed it for my favourite quote on my profile

 

[Gen.]

IF your livin in Australia you'll know this one.

"Sick Bro". Geeze...

Also, "There's no replacement for displacement". I get that alot.

 

[Joey D]

"Whats up with that?" or as everyone tries to say it "Whud up wit dat?"

and

The over use of izz on words. Such as Fo Shizzel. Also when people say "right hurr" or "over thurr".

 

[Velocity]

"Takes one to know one" and to a lesser degree I'm starting to hate some of the "LOL" people. Some folks who just put lol at the end of an insult to make it seem like they're kidding. I know sarcasm is hard to read on the net but some of these guys just don't have the guts to actually say they mean it when you know they do. By typing lol they can always play the inoccent later on when the person or moderator they upset starts reeming them out!

I hate those people! LOL!

ps when used correctly I have no problem with LOL's.

 

[High-Test]

ALL FORMS of the word "like" used outside of a simile, comparison, or to show appreciation.

To all the Valley girls: either do some thing, or don't. It's impossible to like put your shoes on. 🤬 🤬

 

[Carl.]

Hey, wazzup?

(especially with the Zs)

 

[Meebo]

In England, especially the North, "Do you know what I mean?" is said at the end of most sentances. Only most of the time it's pronounced "Narrwharmean?".

Slightly infuriating.

 

[Jmac279]

I hate pretty much every phrase that's overused ...

 

[Pupik]

"Make it happen."
- Why do people think this magic phrase really works?

"Whatever."
- Translation: I'm stupid/ignorant/can't contribute to your conversation.

"I know you didn't say that..."
- So you're deaf and dumb?

 

[TheChemist]

Guesstimate. Nothing is more annoying than hearing someone's 'guesstimation.'

 

[Bahbo]

"There's plenty more fish in the sea."
I always add to that one "as long as you don't catch a whale"

...or even worse, crabs.

I hate when people say "no offence, but" and continue to completely offend anyone that is listening to them.

 

[MrktMkr1986]

Guesstimate. Nothing is more annoying than hearing someone's 'guesstimation.'

Here's my guesstimate... This is the 4,237,372nd time you've heard this word? j/k

"Whatever."
- Translation: I'm stupid/ignorant/can't contribute to your conversation.

That's the funniest quote ever! I'm saving that!

 

[VIPFREAK]

"It's all in your head"