Most annoying clichés

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"It's God's plan."

 

[wee_man]

"Whatever" really ticks me off as well.

Some others I just think "wah?!?!"
To quote the great Billy Conolly;
"Life is short." - What?!?! Life is the longest thing you'll ever do!! What's longer than life, that you're going to do.

And

if something is "new and improved". Well if something is new, it's never been done before and if it's improved then it's something already been done before....so which is it?! A slight paradox me thinks.

Those two above only really started ticking me off after i saw billy conolly. Now i get menopause everytime someone says them. 👎

 

[standard235]

People saying something is Gay even though it has NO TIES with homosexuality.

 

[VT]

People saying something is Gay even though it has NO TIES with homosexuality.

So "quotes are gay", hmm? Nice job pwning yourself.

 

[Solid Lifters]

People saying something is Gay even though it has NO TIES with homosexuality.

They word gay has different meanings. It could mean something happy or joyful; stupid or ridiculous; sexual preference or being.

 

[Div is back]

" No but ..."

I hate people that form their sentences that way, reminds me of a girl in school, a chick with her brain in her boobs.

 

[Joey D]

Agreed, the using of "However" is much better.

 

[zoxxy]

" No but ..."

I hate people that form their sentences that way, reminds me of a girl in school, a chick with her brain in her boobs.

So she had two brains?

 

[Duke]

So she had two brains?

One lobe in each. The right boob controlled her left side and the left boob controlled her right side.

I wonder which one was bigger?

 

[Div is back]

She had a brain for cosmetic use and another one that was...empty.

 

[DQuaN]

"Plenty more fish in the sea"

Seeing as I have just broken up with my girlfriend, i will punch the next person that says that, very hard, in the face.

 

[Touring Mars]

"Plenty more fish in the sea"

Seeing as I have just broken up with my girlfriend, i will punch the next person that says that, very hard, in the face.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE pop along to the Ivor Novello awards in London tonight... 'The Streets' have been nominated for Best Song (both lyrically and musically) for their song 'Dry Your Eyes Mate'... the lyric, as you're no doubt aware, contains that very cliche... or is it irony? I can't believe this song has been nominated, but hey, that's just my opinion... still, sorry to hear about your GF... but if you smacked Mike Skinner, you'd be doing us all a large favour (and you'd probably make the cover of tomorrow's Metro as well!)...

 

[Mopar Muscle]

"The best things in life are free."

Cancer is free. Getting kicked in the face is free. Poop is free.

 

[Mopar Muscle]

"That may or may not be the case..."

Thanks for pointing out the obious. Idiot.

 

[sn00pie]

"That may or may not be the case..."

Thanks for pointing out the obious. Idiot.

I like to respond to people's questions in this fashion.

 

[zoxxy]

"It could be either him, or someone else."

 

[Jugend]

"The best things in life are free."

Cancer is free. Getting kicked in the face is free. Poop is free.

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"the good 'ole days"

In general it seems to me that life is better today than 100 years ago.

 

[Touring Mars]

"That's such a cliché..." ...that really gets on my t*ts....

'At the end of the day' is really annoying too, not least because I can't help using it myself, and 'I know in my heart of hearts...' :shudder:

 

[Anderton Prime]

Every time I hear Paris Hilton say "Do you love it" on her show, I feel the inexplicable urge to go out and hit someone's car with a baseball bat. Wait a minute, why the hell do I even WATCH The Simple Life? Because Paris Hilton is an alien and she has special otherworldly brain-washing and hypnotizing ray guns against which the only defense is suicide.

 

[Ev0]

"The best things in life are free."

Cancer is free. Getting kicked in the face is free. Poop is free.

I think that cliche needs to be changed a bit.

"The best things in life are free, but so are some of the worst things."

 

[Delirious]

"Your mom"

 

[zoxxy]

"Your mom"

Haha, that's so lame xD

 

[RedWolfRacer]

I think it may be regional, because I never heard it until I moved from Pa to Ohio, I always hear people saying "I'm not gonna lie" while talking to somebody, it just makes me want to cram pencils into my ears every time I hear it.

Strange, I've never heard it since I've lived here. Maybe it's a UD thing? lol

 

[RedWolfRacer]

"Your mom"

"Your mom goes to college!" from Napoleon Dynamite. People STILL say it. ...Including me. Oops.

Just by watching the show "American Chopper", I learned I hate the phrases "I gotta tell ya" or "C'mere, I wanna show you somethin'."

I also hate the cliche (in poetry or music) "the scars remind me...." of something or other. Well, no kiddin'. Normal skin doesn't remind me of a damn thing. lol

 

[Anderton Prime]

Just by watching the show "American Chopper", I learned I hate the phrases "I gotta tell ya" or "C'mere, I wanna show you somethin'."

What about when Paul Sr. always says he's gonna teach Paulie a lesson with his "size 12"? He must have referred to his boot size about 30 times in the show's history.

I once watched an episode of Overhaulin' where they made fun of how Vinnie talks into the camera, where he reads his lines so hirrbly it's almost enough to make you want to change the channel. But then you see the choppers and you decide not to...

 

[RedWolfRacer]

I'm not fond of he whole chopper thing anymore. At first it was like, "Oooh!! Purdy!!" But now it's just another chopper that they churn out. It's got a frame, an engine and wheels and a nice gas tank. Not too spectacular anymore. Especially seeing better bikes built by other people.

I guess I'll stick to cars.