mumma jokes.

[Dudebusta]

ill start.

your mumma is so fat that when i wanted to screw her i had to roll her in flour and phuck the wet spot.

 

[SandStorm]

Yo' mumma so big she got stuck in the Grand Canyon!

 

[MazKid]

When yo mamma sits around the house, she sits aaaaarrrrooouuunnnddd the house.

 

[fermy88]

Yo mamma's so fat, that when she put on a yellow rainjacket and went outside, a man ran up to her screaming, "Taxi, Taxi!"

Yo mamma's so ugly, that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

Yo mamma's so stupid, that when she got locked in the Tom Thumb she starved to death.

 

[Dudebusta]

your mummas so fat, after sex i roll over twice and im still on top of the bitch.

 

[Brian P]

Yo mammas so fat she got her own zipcode.

 

[Dudebusta]

your mummas so fat she wears a circus tent as a g-string

 

[Brian P]

Yo Mamma is so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."

Yo Mamma is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

Yo Mamma is so fat, it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet

Yo Mamma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise

 

[Dudebusta]

ok, find a yo mamma joke site and paste in the whole page of jokes