On the topic of parody's
This is one of my fav's
(parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust)
Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!)
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smelling like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more, look out
(Chorus)
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, who's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus
There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
I think I'm missing a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple more freaks get on look out
(Chorus)
(Weird sound effects)
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus ow
Another one rides the bus hey hey
Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey
The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (Yeah)
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see the Who
Well I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more yeaaah
(Chorus)
and this is a close 2nd
Yaaa.
We are, on fire,
We have, desires,
But one, is that way,
One backstreet boy is gay.
But we, don't want to be mean,
Since now he's a queen,
Don't ask please, "which backstreet boy is gay?"
Tell me who? Ain't sayin' that it's AJ
Tell me who? Ain't sayin' that it's Howie
Tell me who? I never wanna hear you say: "Which backstreet boy is gay?"
Now I can see him, he's in women's clothes, but he don't need an IUD, yeah,
he likes village people, he's playin croquet, his dog is a pekinese.
He is, on fire, his back, perspires,
Won't say, won't say, won't say, who's gay!!!
He's always sayin: ain't nothin but a butt-ache, ain't nothin but a fruitcake,
I never wanna hear you say (I never wanna hear you say),
"which one of us is gay?"
Tell me who? Ain't sayin' that it's Brian
Tell me who? Ain't sayin'Nick or Kevin
Tell me who? He's bakin' up a Soufflé, Which backstreet boy is gay?
OK, we're all gay.
haha
