My New Look

[Solid Lifters]

I used to look like this. But now look like this.

 

[Shadow]

Alright!!! Great improvement!👍

 

[Solid Lifters]

Alright!!! Great improvement!👍

Thanks. I was in need of a change. That "Mountain Man" look is no longer in fashion.
































It was in fashion?

 

[Shadow]

Make no mistake. The Paul Bunyan look was never in fashion.

 

[tabs]

Wow, you are uglayyyyy.

 

[Race Idiot]

I used to look like this. But now look like this.

Are you Bluto from Popeye?

 

[xAkirax2004]

Na, probably Grizzly Adams.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Why did you cut off your right ear?

Nobody pulls the ragged Jesus look off. Not even Johnny Damon.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Na, probably Grizzly Adams.

And Bingo, was his name-o.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Why did you cut off your right ear?

Nobody pulls the ragged Jesus look off. Not even Johnny Damon.

What? That "Van Gogh" look hasn't hit you guys yet? It will soon.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Nah, not on the East Coast yet. You guys in SoCal (that term is awesome, by the way) have it made.

 

[heero 12]

Great improvment, is the misses(if applicable) happy too?

 

[Ev0]

The mountain man look is perfect for scaring small children And it requires no maintenence, people won't expect you to shampoo the beard or hair, I mean just look at it! The 'trimmed' look on the other hand, does require maintenence. You should shampoo, and it requires shaving and an occasional haircut. Very bad for today's busy lifestyles. And besides, how many children will be scared by a buzz cut?

 

[Solid Lifters]

Well, I would always shampo my hair, but it took a lot of it. Cup your hand, and then fill the entire cup with shampoo. That was for just the hair. The beard needed another half of cup. Now, I use about a tablespoon for both.

The woman is happy. Well, I guess she is. She can't seem to stop smiling and giggling about. The boys think I still look cool. The oldest said that I look nicer, but the youngest is a little weirded out about it. He keeps asking where did my hair go. So far, it feels great. I miss playing with my hair, and miss stroking the beard, but I'll manage.

 

[72ElCamino]

Hmm your before photo makes a resemblense to that one WWF wrestler i forget his name

 

[tabs]

Looks like you got rid of that unibrow too. 👍

 

[Mike Rotch]

Hmm your before photo makes a resemblense to that one WWF wrestler i forget his name

Before = Mick Foley
After = The Rock (aged 57)

 

[tabs]

Hahahahaha.

 

[72ElCamino]

hey^ thats they guy I was thinking of, isnt he a WWF wrestler?

 

[Mike Rotch]

Mick Foley was a WWE Champ. Then he retired, unretired, retired, unretired, got his as$ kicked then retired again. 👍

Solid "The Foley" Lifters

 

[72ElCamino]

Heh, Thats funny, the picture he drew looks just like the Mick Foley guy. Maybe it was his long lost brother?

 

[Solid Lifters]

I'm laughing my ass off because you don't know how correct you guys are right now!

 

[Mike Rotch]

You = Mick Foley?

Me = :\


































(or on the 9863245983249879032:1 chance you are, )

















































(but most likely arent :\ )

 

[Solid Lifters]

No, I'm not him. I just look a lot like him, err, he looks a lot like me. But I do have a little "Bluto" in me. That's what was so funny at the time.

 

[Mike Rotch]

As long as you dont have any "Cactus Jack" in you

 

[Solid Lifters]

I don't know who he is. He's ugly, or something?

 

[Mike Rotch]

I don't know who he is. He's ugly, or something?

Cactus Jack = Mick's evil "alter-ego"

 

[Solid Lifters]

Oh. No, I ain't him either.

 

[Mike Rotch]

👍

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