My plan is to replace every DVD in the world with Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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All right guys. DAY TWO. How far along are we? Can I get status updates from all of you please...
Well, I'm working on that nuke that can blow up the entire planet, but it may take me a while to get the necessary ingredients, so in the mean time I'll just buy a few copies and replace random family member's DVD's.
 
I'll help, however, this (FBDO) Teen Wolf, and The Breakfast Club must be able to co-exist within this planet (and to a wider scale, the universe). :p
 
I've bought a few DVDs recently. None of them contained FBDO.

Progress must be slow :sly:
 
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Oh, yeah! Chk, chk chkaaaah!
 
i was too busy skipping school and devising clever pranks to avoid the dean while skipping school to work on this. Rest assured though, I'll be on it soon.
 
i was too busy skipping school and devising clever pranks to avoid the dean while skipping school to work on this. Rest assured though, I'll be on it soon.
And driving a exotic car in between all that with the girl you like. I may try to replace my sister in laws copy of Twilight with Ricky Astley's Never going to give you up Video.
 
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Sorry. I've been in bed with a really bad cold for the last 5 months.

*cough**hork**retch*

Note: a couchhorkretch is nothing like a manbearpig
 
You're still not touching my Princess Bride. I challenge you to a duel of wits for it!

In one of these cups I have poured a vial of Iocane powder...
 
*shoots Greedo niky under the table*

And both cups should have iocane, niky. ;)
 
Looks like Christiaaaaaaan has also hit up Reddit:

Plan

Also found an Omegle chat transcript on a Facebook page from someone who sounds just like sn00pie - and it's dated January 23rd. . .

Justin Edward Mathew O'Toole You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: My plan is to replace every DVD in the world with Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
You: you're going to fail
You: fail fag
You: and blu-ray
You: is the new dvd
Stranger: Can you stay connected for about 20 seconds more? I need to try something.
You: what's that?
Stranger: You may not like it.
You: i have to know what it is first
Stranger: It's already uploading.
You: what is?
You: and to where?
Stranger: To you.
Stranger: Hang on.
You: tum tee tum...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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23 January at 20:41 · Report

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So it seems GTP is only one of the many cogs in this machine.
 
Well I bought a DVD box set of something yesterday, only to discover on opening it up that 4 out of 6 discs were missing. So y'know, I can only assume this was something to do with it. Although it was Gilmore Girls season 2, so it might just have been down to a sense of taste rather than compassion for Bueller.
 
Need to do this in 3 steps.

1. Video rental stores
Rent every movie at every store they have except for Ferris Buellers day off. Stores that don't have it can just have nothing left in store. You then fail to return the DVD's.

2. Retailers
Either Buy every dvd or pay someone off at the dvd supply end to replace the dvd with a burnt copy of ferris bueller's day off.

3. Home
Either release a dvd player that is half the price of the cheapest on the market. Catch is this dvd player will destroy any disk put in it that isn't Ferris Bueller. Or you could just break into every persons home and replace the disks yourself.
 
I have two bought FBDO's both on DVD, I will go home tonight and take the wife's Twilight out of it's case and replace it with a FBDO :)
 
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