Number 1 Stud (I guess this could be me)

[NocturnalPS]

http://www.662designs.com/alan/index.htm



Man i need to make a site like this.

 

[under18carbon]

Great find!

EDIT: Ha! I laughed my ass off reading the application form!

 

[Matrixhasu77]

Originally posted by under18carbon
Great find!

EDIT: Ha! I laughed my ass off reading the application form!

Same here!

 

[NocturnalPS]

This is one of my fav. pictures.

laughed my ass off just from the look hes giving.



Oh and as for his poems:

BANANA

you asked me if i had
a banana in my pocket
but i was just happy to see you
so i gave you my banana
and then you were happy too​

 

[Ellegance]

I've met guys like him. Way too much heart, way too much brain, both in a constant battle to override the other. Neither wins, both lose, and he's at the mercy of anyone who outweighs him.

 

[Curveball]

What an exciting life.👍

 

[sn00pie]

My hero.

 

[Jpec07]

That's horrible! Who woud honestly submit themselves to that kind of worldwide humiliation?

 

[CDailey]

That is funny!

 

[Curveball]

Originally posted by NocturnalPS
This is one of my fav. pictures.

laughed my ass off just from the look hes giving.



Oh and as for his poems:

BANANA

you asked me if i had
a banana in my pocket
but i was just happy to see you
so i gave you my banana
and then you were happy too​

He looks like he is looking at the smilie.

 

[km]

hey it could be u there curveball

 

[wee_man]

What you think he's like in real life or do you lot actually believe this guy could be real. I would never dare bother to put myself throught that much humiliation.

Edit: Ok I just read the application .
I still wouldn't want to be the bloke playing him and be in all the pictures.
Edit2:I think the interviews the funniest.

 

[Curveball]

Originally posted by km
hey it could be u there curveball

First of all, I don't wear glasses. Second, Girls actually like me. Thirdly, I'm only 5'0".

 

[the_cobbinator]

Holy crap! What an idiot. That is possibly the funniest thing I've seen today.

 

[KosmikFool]

Originally posted by Curveball
First of all, I don't wear glasses. Second, Girls actually like me. Thirdly, I'm only 5'0".

You mean transvestites, right? Y'know...camel toes?

 

[Curveball]

No.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Q: Have you ever been laid before?
A: I do not know all of the American words but I do remember getting a lei put on my neck when I was at a McDonalds in Hawaii. So I have been laid before but I think we are spelling it wrong.

Q: Can we bone?
A: American humans confuse me with their language. I am not sure if you are asking that we bury the bone in the sandbox or if you meant to ask "Can we Be ONE?". Yes, if you are selected to be my girlfriend we can bury the bone. Yes we can "be one" mentally ... If you are thinking of McDonalds right now then we are already becoming one.

Q: Are you Polish?
A: No, I am a human. Polish is something you shine your shoes with. I am able to shine shoes though. Hmmmmm maybe I am polish?

Q: What bands are you into?
A: Rubberbands. I have a very large lopsided rubberband ball

Q: What's up?
A: What's up? What is up? I hear these questions many times during my days and nights from other people. "Up" is the direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational source. That is what "up" is. I hope you have learned something and can now teach others so people will stop asking me this question.

Is this guy trying to commit social suicide? Is he for real? I can't beleive someone would actually do that.

This made my day

 

[1mic]

"When I awake from my nap I like to work out to get energy for the rest of the adventures the day will bring me."

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

What shape is your pubic hair? (Bald, mohawk, fro)

ROFLMAO!

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

HEY WAIT A SECOND....HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIND THIS CRAP? I mean cmon it's not like you accidentally find it....I mean what the hell kind of google search would you have to do to find this crap?

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
What shape is your pubic hair? (Bald, mohawk, fro)

ROFLMAO!

I filled out the application, for that i put "square" for no real reason. Why would he wanna know that?

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Finally I find a McDonalds. I wonder if they are open.

I love water shooting into the air from strange holes in the ground. I'm going to have my new girlfriend build one for me.

This can't be real. I think its just a "haha" site.
btw this guys must like ceilings. always looking up.

[edit]
Woohooo!
look a video interview!!

 

[miata13B]

This is extremely hillarious I think I am going to make an avatar out of my newly found hero

 

[Kelly]

Hahahaha What a stud!





Talentless I didn't realise you was going to do it for real!!






I'm such a meanie to poor Talentless, I know

 

[Tomski]

Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
HEY WAIT A SECOND....HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIND THIS CRAP? I mean cmon it's not like you accidentally find it....I mean what the hell kind of google search would you have to do to find this crap?

There are weblogs and linkdumps out there where you actually find stuff like this..
I've seen this site before and I think it's hilarious!

 

[NocturnalPS]

Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
HEY WAIT A SECOND....HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIND THIS CRAP? I mean cmon it's not like you accidentally find it....I mean what the hell kind of google search would you have to do to find this crap?

Well if you really want to know.... i found this site by visiting one of my other fav. web pages. www.bikemojo.com Under NeW SiTes! called Be My Girl Friend

 

[wana b drifter]

omg thats funny all i need is a little encouragement from my good friend "mary-jane" and im a smooth talk'n free thinker

 

[wana b drifter]

BANANA

you asked me if i had
a banana in my pocket
but i was just happy to see you
so i gave you my banana
and then you were happy too

!

WOW! you look good
no i mean GOOOOD
DAMN! you look good
OH MY GOD!
baby you fine
you fiiiiine
DAMN! you fine
no i mean FINE!
UGH! you look good

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by wana b drifter
BANANA

you asked me if i had
a banana in my pocket
but i was just happy to see you
so i gave you my banana
and then you were happy too

That really can be taken to different ways.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Q: Why did you make so many questions?
A: Sorry you feel that way. I am also sorry to say that there are many stages to becoming my girlfriend. First you must answer all of my questions. Then you will go to a potential new girlfriend conference. Then we will have a one on one interview conducted at McDonalds with all expenses paid by you. After that I will carefully consider you to be my new girlfriend. The 50 questions is a small step toward realizing your dreams.

Thats real cheap for some that desperate.