Obesity Raising Airline Fuel Costs

[Dorifto]

HA how funny would it be if some big ol' dude set up a little grill in the isle!

 

[ledhed]

This is a very wieghty issue . A large amount of discusion may only serve to expand our understanding. But do not expect a huge amount of participation .

 

[Omnis]

lol.

Man: FURRGET THEM LITTLE CHICKEN LIVERS!! I NEED ME A TEXAS STYLE CHEEEEEEEEEESEEBURGER!

Pilot: Attention all passengers, pot roast at seat 36A.....oh and at 36B too.

 

[demon of speed]

I'd join him in a burger or two. It would have to be the George Forman lean, mean fat destroying machine.

 

[cardude2004]

They already do distribute people. They ask whether you are a child and stuff. They also will move people if they think there are too many fat people in one area. I have been on planes where they do that.

 

[ledhed]

Salads only in coach.

 

[cardude2004]

What? Is that the only food they give you. We usually fly Midwest Airlines. It is the usually the most expensive, but they give you the Best Car in the Air. They give you food, the seat is comfortable, as the whole plane is first class, they don't have a first class. Northwest, Delta, Continental, and most of the other airlines. Give you little to no food and some of them give you food, but charge for it.

 

[Omnis]

i thought salads went in the bathroom.

 

[cardude2004]

You must be talking about two different things. I thought a salad was a type of food, I guess you could say, consisting of green leaves and vegetables. I don't know why that would go in the bathroom.

 

[Dorifto]

I'd join him in a burger or two. It would have to be the George Forman lean, mean fat destroying machine.

I have one of those George Forman grills. Believe it or not it kicks an unholy amount of ass.

 

[demon of speed]

Did you see the one featured in Futurama episode : Raging Bender? George Forman's head could drink the fat directly from the grill via a straw. Eeeeewwwww!!

 

[Dorifto]

Haha how appealing. I'll think about that the next time I cook on it.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

It could be worse......... You could have to help them get out of the tiny, tiny toilets on the plane ............ Think about that.

Or they could take a thigh-master on the plane with them

 

[demon of speed]

It could be worse......... You could have to help them get out of the tiny, tiny toilets on the plane ............ Think about that.

Or they could take a thigh-master on the plane with them

So no mile high club for them then.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Just imagine it. They pull out a thigh master to get the feeling back into their legs (You don't want DVT)

 

[demon of speed]

Think about it, you're tucking into your meal and some large lady gets her thigh master out. "Excuse me airplane attendent, can I have this in a doggie bag".

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Think about it, you're tucking into your meal and some large lady gets her thigh master out. "Excuse me airplane attendent, can I have this in a doggie bag".

............ Excuse me..... Can I have this, to go???

 

[demon of speed]

Does an airline pilot have to be under a certain weight? A big person would put the plane into a certain nose dive.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Does an airline pilot have to be under a certain weight? A big person would put the plane into a certain nose dive.

BWAAAHAHAHA!!! And what about the "Onboard help" If the hostess was fat, there would be a few problems.

1) How the f00k would the get up and down the ailes(SP)?

2) As the the person is moving up and down through the plane. the plane itself will move with it. Acting like a scale, when weight is in certain places.

Think about that

 

[demon of speed]

Forget about moving up and down the aisles, what about getting off the ground?

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

So what? Your luggage may not get there........ It never does anyway.

 

[demon of speed]

I think the only way a larger person could pay as little as a skinny like me is not to bring luggage with them.

 

[Omnis]

Attention passengers: Please store all carry-on bags in the overhead compartments, or in your stomach/arm folds.

have a nice flight. *rimshot*