Petrolhed carguy memes/jokes

[Brown TE37s]

I'm pretty sure a thread like this was not made before.

Post your or someone's memes/jokes here!

Ford: We like our ecoboost V6s, so let's put them in everything *proceeds to put it in the new GT, ignoring developing a V8*

 

[Celicaas]

Ford : found on the road dead
Fiat : fix it Again tony
General Motors : Goverment motors

 

[Volksauto]

Ford : found on the road dead
Fiat : fix it Again tony
General Motors : Goverment motors

Hyundai: Here’s Y U Never Drive An Import.

 

[Brown TE37s]

How people react to cars. (in this case a Koenig)
Non car guy friend: nice Koenig!
Non car guy friend : Nice Bugatti Chiron
Ricer: that would look better with scissor doors or Butterfly doors.

 

[TexRex]

So this is a "stupid things people say" thread?

Also, is the Koenig referred to above the German tuning firm, known for its work with Ferraris, or is that meant to be the Swedish manufacturer Koenigsegg? In the event that it's the latter, is the confusion over the name supposed to be part of the joke?

 

[kikie]

BMW: Bullen Met Wielen. >>>> translation: Crap With Wheels.

Ford: Met Ford naar het stort. >>>> translation: With Ford to the dumpsite. Ford and stort rhyms.

It's funny in Dutch but not in English.

 

[Brown TE37s]

So this is a "stupid things people say" thread?

Also, is the Koenig referred to above the German tuning firm, known for its work with Ferraris, or is that meant to be the Swedish manufacturer Koenigsegg? In the event that it's the latter, is the confusion over the name supposed to be part of the joke?

Yup

 

[Brown TE37s]

I'm laughing at the absolute idiot that made this

It breaks your motor, driveshaft, transmission
Basically the whole drivetrain breaks, good luck on the expensive motor and transmission!!!

 

[Wolfe]

What did Stan Lee have to say about a Lexus LS that had been converted and rebadged from JDM to US-spec?

Ex-Celsior!