Pick up lines

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Haven't made a thread in a while, so I decided it's time to come out of the closet and make a new one. Searched and didn't find anything. Nothing too dirty, no expletives, keep it AUP friendly, I don't want this thing to get locked.

So let's get the ball rolling.

I'm not lotion, but you can rub me all over your body anyway.(made that one up myself)

Does this rag smell like chloroforn to you?

Excuse me, you dropped something.
What?
My jaw.

We're like a keyboard, U and I are together.

Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell from heaven.
 
Wanna go get a pizza and have sex?
*get slapped*
What's the matter? Don't you like pizza?
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
 
You look a lot like my next girlfriend.


Excuse me, were you talking to me?
No.
Well, please start.

This isn't my real height, i'm sitting on my wallet.
 
Best pick up line ever, and yes I've used and yes it worked.

"Soooo, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
*blank stare* " Errr no I don't think so."
"Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Joe"
*giggles and conversation ensues*

It's not overly cheesy, it's not creepy and it will make most girls laugh.
 
A pick up line I heard on Ventrilo one day.

Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot long.

We all laughed at that for a bit.
 
Joey D
Best pick up line ever, and yes I've used and yes it worked.

"Soooo, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
*blank stare* " Errr no I don't think so."
"Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Joe"
*giggles and conversation ensues*

It's not overly cheesy, it's not creepy and it will make most girls laugh.
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Backing up Joey's claim, a buddy got a girlfriend using this line a few years back. Hilarious.
 
How you doin'? (works better if you're an out of work New York actor)

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Here's 10p, phone you're Mum and tell her you've pulled.

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Hello (Only works in Australia)

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How do you like you're eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized so **** off (response if you're Essex)
 
Just realised that had been posted at the top... Sorry!
Good thread PJ 👍
 
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PJ-FFL
I'm not lotion, but you can rub me all over your body anyway.(made that one up myself)
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That's not a pickup line, that's a disturbing sexual harassment lawsuit.
 
I may be no Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your Bedrock.

Not to disclaimer: I've never used a pick-up linr and would never use a cheesy one, my confidence isn't great enough.
 
If you were a trigonometric function, you would be 1/cos C.
 
Mad94d
A pick up line I heard on Ventrilo one day.

Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot long.

We all laughed at that for a bit.
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+1

(wear a bright yellow jacket, sweater or T-shirt)
Hey, i'm a taxi, you wanna ride?
 
"We ain't gonna eat no Popeye's chicken, whatcha doin' with that pepper spray?"
 
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Do you wash your pants with windex? Because I can see myself in them!
 
Someone arrest this woman! She just stole my heart.

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?
 
I can so tell you're all blokes. Pick up lines do not work. Promise ;)
 
"You know what's better that talking to you?
*silence*
Nothing."
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"Think of a number between 1 and 5.
*she says a number*
Correct. Now you can come to my house or get my telephone number. Your choice."
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(Typical from construction workers. Some rude ones.)

"Nice legs, which time are they open?"
"With those curves I'll need new brakes!"
"If you were my *cousin/aunt/etc.* my *uncle/other cousin/etc.* would sleep on the couch!"
"You won't believe me, but a minute ago I was gay."
"Tell me your name and I'll ask you for Christmas!"
"With that body I would make you a dress of saliva!"
"Lady, if you lost your virginity, could you give me the box it came in?"
"Hi, I lost my phone number, could you give me yours?"
"You're so hot you must pee perfume."
"If being sexy were a crime, you would be in life imprisonment!"
 
I never have used pick up lines, and I probably never will.

That being said, I'm surprised no one has posted this one yet:

"Is your last name Gillette? 'Cause your the best a man can get."

I hear that one a lot. I feel cheesy just typing it. :D
 
Here's my only pick-up line that I ever use:

"Hi, I'm Ryan, nice to meet you."

It at least sparks a conversation.
 

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