Pick up lines

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That's the way it's done my friend. Only douchebags use pickup lines in real life :lol:
 
Milford_Cubicle
I can so tell you're all blokes. Pick up lines do not work. Promise ;)
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Troof.
A few faves of mine...

'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
So get in the van'

This one actually landed me with my most recent squeeze, on Valentines evening...

'You'll do' *yoink*
 
Mine probably aren't as funny as yours, but it's worth a try.

Kaz(In Japanese): Hey, I created the GT series. Want to go out with me?

Kaz's Translator: Bla Bla, GT5, Kaz no speaky English, bla bla... Oh!, I just crashed my GTPSP car!

*woman walks away giving Kaz a funny look*.

"I'll give you one word... Zonda."

"How much?"
 
"Were your parents retarded? 'Cause youre special.... " :)
 
"I bet you $100 you'll be in my bed tonight"
"why's that?"
"I'm stronger than you"

I rest my case, chat up lines are only funny for telling to your mates when there are no women around :lol:
 
"Let me find your integral so I can be the area under your curves!"
 
If anyone knows what an awkward turtle is. There's something called an awkward gecko.
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Imagine that as a human.

Works ev'ry time - you see someone, do the Awkward Gecko, and it strikes up a conversation.
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The average human has about 300 bones in a body - you want one more?
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Something I took from the "You know you're playin' too much GT4" thread:
"Damn, girl. You got more curves than the Nürburgring". OMB* that was so cheezy

(*OMB - Oh My Buddha)
 
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I just made this one up.. 'cause I saw another Kiwi on :p
(Ty, Sharky.)

(Used for a Kiwi on his big OE in Europe; NY, USA; or Aussie)
"Hi, I'm from New Zealand"
"ZOMG!!! Say 'fish and chips'!!"
"*sigh* Fush and Chups"
"Sweet, wanna go out?"

Kiwi living is awesome :p

"Hi, I'm from New Zealand."
"Hi"
"Contrary to popular belief, we don't have sex with sheep..."


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*throw heavy object at target*
"Hey!!!"
"Sorry, I just wanted a good story for the kids on how we met."

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Okay, so I’m gonna ask you to dance and your gonna say yes and then we are gonna go back to one of our places and fall in love and then we’ll get married and have kids but then you’ll get upset that I “spend to much time at work” and accuse me of cheating on you and we’re gonna fight and then get a divorce and have to explain to the kids why mummmy and daddy are getting a divorce so let’s just save ourselves loads of time and trouble. Wanna have meaningless sex?
 
From some movie, went something like this:

you must be very tired...
???
cause you've been running through my mind all evening!
 
This thread should be titled "scare-off lines". They're entertaining but I really hope none of you are using these.

I like this one:

"I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up."

also:

"When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away...don't make me buy another sock."
 
If I asked you for sex would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

:)
 
Daniel
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"Hi, I'm from New Zealand"
"ZOMG!!! Say 'fish and chips'!!"
"*sigh* Fush and Chups"
"Sweet, wanna go out?"
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OMG, fush and chups is so funny. The other one is, say 'six'. Kiwi's have got the best accent :D.
 
I just sit silently until the girl starts to get really awkward and restless, then i say ".. so how about it then?"
 
McLaren
Most will. The one Joey posted though, does work as long as you can follow through with it afterwards.
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Hmm... I think anything weirdly factual is a winner, as it's interesting.

The other cheesy ones however.. no matter how naturally you say them, the girl has heard it all before and puts up her barriers before you even get a chance.

I like 'chat-up' lines that accuse girls of being something undesirable. See a girl sat alone staring into her glass? 'You're so boring!' ...yadda yadda..
 
I can promise you the one I posted works. I have proof of it.
 
I told my teacher the "Did it hurt? (When you fell from heaven)" and she said I was sweet.

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"Should I be looking for something?"
 

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