Pick up lines

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Justin
Not sure I want to be with a chick that has a "burning bush".:lol:
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Well - it'd be hot.

Or she'd ask you to put it out, and then it'd be moi......no nonononn - too many ambiguous things to say arrrggh.

Alex.
Anyone up for an ACTUAL meeting girls advice thread? E.g. people share tips that have been proven to work,we're talking eye contact, the right kind of smile, etc. instead of this chat up line stuff...
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There is one in the infield. Being put there means its less vunerable to random trolls I s'pose..

Try it out and see what response you get - but you posted this ages ago so you may have already done so. :p
 
Looking for advice on how to pick up girls in a Gran Turismo forum? I think that's your problem right there.
 
Hmmm yes and no - some people here are just hopeless nerds who are eyeing up their PS2/3/GT disk and stroking their hypothetical beard, others are happily married. Just because one like computer games so much that they decide to join a website dedicated to them doesn't mean that they are sad and are social outcasts setting sail for failiure with every girl they meet.

I think people's problems is pickup lines. Talking to girls I live with at uni - none have been used on them, none would go out/accept a drink from someone who would use them. I didn't get my girlfriend with one. In fact I decided to use one on a plutonic friend (the polar bear one, infact) as a laugh while at the races one day, and she almost fell over with laughter, as did I, as did everyone else listening. I knew it was pathetic, I wasn't trying to pick up, I was doing it for a laugh, because thats how I treat all of them, really, and that how most girls think of them too.

Of course people are posting them up for a laugh out of a seedy joke, but if anyone out there is actually taking down notes, please don't, they usually don't work unless the said girl is terribly intoxicated, and then its just seedy and leeds to nothing more than substard bedroom shenanigans.

:p
 
"Hi, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"Mffmffmfffmf...."





*gets coat*
 
80Y 2C2
Of course people are posting them up for a laugh out of a seedy joke, but if anyone out there is actually taking down notes, please don't, they usually don't work unless the said girl is terribly intoxicated, and then its just seedy and leeds to nothing more than substard bedroom shenanigans.

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"substard?"

Italian Person: Hey, you want a taste of my Italian Sausage?
:dopey:

And don't use pickup lines, they won't work. Only time I ever heard someone use one was when I was at the mall with 2 friends and these punk kids started harassing us. Then I was robbed of 7 dollars.
 
Okay... I'll add my two cents worth in here... "So how was your day?" "Really, mine just got better after seeing you."
 

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