This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
'Cause I can't run games on minimum settings
Apple Computers
We do what we want
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who aren't rich
but there's no sense crying when your Macbook just crashed
You just keep on buying 'till you run out of cash
And the quarter gets done
And awards get won
For the people who don't
Own a Mac
I'm not even angry,
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you ruined my game
And billed me
And tore up my wallet
And threw every piece into a bank
As it burned it hurt because I was so unhappy of you
Now these brainwashed users make beautiful trolls.
And we're out of beta
We're releasing VALVE time
I'm so glad you got burned
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who still, own a Mac
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay locked down
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Ubuntu
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyways, this PC is great.
It's so tremendiously fast
Look at me still talking
when there's computers to build
when I surf the net, it makes me glad I'm not you
I've executables to run
There is programming to be done
For the people who aren't on a Mac
And believe me I'm not, on a Mac
I'm playing games and I'm not, on a Mac
I run fantastic and I'm not, on a Mac
And when you're crashed I won't be, on a Mac
ON A MAC