Questionable modifications: pictures inside!

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BMW headlights as tailights...

A Porsche front-end for a front clip...

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Typical chav parking.
 
The car started out as a 1994 Acura Integra in California, and as all Integras it had a dream to be customized and its dream came true when it was mated with a 2001 Porsche front clip and a set of 911 HID headlights.

Yeah, I think the Integra's only wish, right now, is to crash really hard and go down with the man who desecrated her. And even that is only if it could think.
And if it could think, that Porsche front end must've had a tough time learning that there's something noisy behind it. Not far enough behind it.
 
The rear end sucks, the front sucks, everything sucks.

That's because it looks like a Vacum Cleaner.

(no, seriously, it looks like it sucks up dirt.)
 
There'd better be Steinmetz and HKS parts under that hood....
 
If that Integra was A LOT subtler, I might actually like it.
 
I went to Santa Pod raceway yesterday and came back tonight.
there were a couple of strange cars parked up...
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I just hope it doesn't get infected :eek:
 
I saw a commercial for those on TV the other day (last weekend actually I think).
 
I'm just waiting for some dimwit to airbrush a naked woman onto their hood and add piercings to suit...
But yeah,
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BMW headlights as tailights...

A Porsche front-end for a front clip...

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Those most definatly are Lexus IS300 headlights on the rear, it's pretty sad that the owner doesn't even know where his mods come from.
 

I've just seen a car with that stuff today - though not as "professional" as the ones on the site you posted. In fact, they were made of that (I forgot the word for it: shiny metal used to wrap things in the oven?) metal, bent into a ring-shape and painted black. Ugh.
 
Tin foil? :lol:

You got it! Thanks. So yeah, a Mazda 323 Lantis (Protege in some places, isn't it?), in the standart Champagne-Bronze that comes on all previous-gen 323s, with a tin-foil "pierceing" in black.
 
No, I'm sorry, you lose. Nothing - and I mean nothing - is as tasteless and tacky as Truck Balls.

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It takes quite a lot, but these things make me ashamed to be an American.

They make those truck balls in blue too...ouch!
 
So when someone crashes into such a truck, what do they say?
 
This is making it around pretty much every local forum... I've tried hard and long to come up with some words to describe it... but that'd be unfair to those words.

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Cavalier I am thinking. BTW, is this like a serious car, or a joke...

And WTH is with the black thing on the bottom of the door... is that a handle?

Also note how their is an extra notch in the bottom brown board from a bad cut earlier ;)
 
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