Questionable modifications: pictures inside!

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Does it really get any worse?

That's just wrong. I give it 👎 👎 .
 
Ugh. No car should ever need a nerf bar just to reach the door sill.
 
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Does it really get any worse?

Unless I'm missing something here, I think that looks pretty sweet. They haven't mangled a classic piece... it's not like the Mexicans* who take classic 60s cars and completely ravage them. Sure, the doors are unnecessary but it's a cool way to impress people without destroying the look and value of the car.

* I'm not politically correct.
 
Take one Mercedes Benz R-Class thingy. Sodomize. Pray to Shiva to have mercy on it's horrible, disfigured, bloated car-soul.

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Jesus....On second thought, what size are those god damned wheels on that R class? They look way too big....
 
What the hell is that thing sticking out the back supposed to be?
 
Sweet merciful Shiva! That's horrid!
 
I was just examining that abortion in a bit more detail. Look at the rear wheel. Look for the brake disk. Shake head.
 
Looks like the 2007 Alpine Demo car... to follow the 645Ci, X5, Mini roadster and Civic hatch of the last few years. Loaded to the gills with audio equipment, but not going anywhere.
 
Used to be a 6 series.
Now is a Sick series.

I hope you mean 'sick' in its vomit definition....
 
Unfortunately, it's prettier than a stock 6-series.
 
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Used to be a 6 series.
Now is a Sick series.

I don't know whether to say "sweet" or "Oh dear sweet Jesus gouge my eyes out"
 
Ha! That R-Class looks like it came out of Need for Speed Underground 2! Maaaaaybe Most Wanted.

Jesus....On second thought, what size are those god damned wheels on that R class? They look way too big....
30's.
 
Seriously, why the Shiva can't Alpine demonstrate their gear in, you know, normal looking cars? Maybe your hearing works better if you're trying to claw your eyes out.
 
The Fast and the Furious:Too Fast 4 U:

Eclipse Turbo painted neon green with red neons is racing around... pulls up on one of these 'donk' pieces of **** at a streetlight...
Races it. Proceeds to do many passes under it, like it was an 18wheeler.
 
***Longs for they days when only 4x4s were lifted this high***

And lets leave the John Deere colors on tractors.....
At least the speed dent on the door makes up for it. How did he even get a dent that high in the first place?
 
Sweet Shiva.
Oh my Shiva! Is that a Monte Carlo?
Pray to Shiva
*snips a Shiva-picture*
Sweet merciful Shiva! That's horrid!
...why the Shiva can't Alpine demonstrate their gear...

Did I miss some mass-conversion to hinduism in this thread?
(re-thinking it, I see a reason. Jesus/Allah/Jehova didn't do a thing to stop these cars from existing... Perhaps Hindu gods are the answer?)
But if you wanna go for the hindu gods, take the goddess of annihilation, Kali...
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^ Yes, she is standing on top of Shiva
 
Did I miss some mass-conversion to hinduism in this thread?
(re-thinking it, I see a reason. Jesus/Allah/Jehova didn't do a thing to stop these cars from existing... Perhaps Hindu gods are the answer?)
But if you wanna go for the hindu gods, take the goddess of annihilation, Kali...
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^ Yes, she is standing on top of Shiva

Oh JESUS (:p) wtf?!? Crazy......
 
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