Random Facts about Yourself

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Yeah I agree. The fabric nozzle is great fun to hoover up curtains with:tup:
 
:lol:, thats really crap but it made me laugh anyway.
 
Touring Mars
Yeh, you'd better be careful doing that, you're Dyson with death... :scared:
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Oh man, how do you come up with these!!


You have taken over the title of "King of bad jokes" from my dad!!! :lol:
 
DQuaN
Oh man, how do you come up with these!!


You have taken over the title of "King of bad jokes" from my dad!!! :lol:
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:lol:
Random fact: I have been threatened with physical violence because of my jokes before
 
Touring Mars
:lol:
Random fact: I have been threatened with physical violence because of my jokes before
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Random fact: I'm not surprised by this.
 
Random Fact- My throat is hurting.
Random Fact- I've started taking cod liver oil capsules (not in relation to the above.)
 
Random fact: I was told today by my HCI lecturer that the 'QWERTY' keyboard standard was actually designed to slow typers down. It was introduced in 1872, when typewriters were mechanical, and were liable to jam if keys were struck too quickly. Hence, the 'QWERTY' standard was invented with the letters distributed in such a way that a user had to move their fingers away from "home" (i.e. the common starting position ('a', 's', 'd' and 'f' with the left hand and 'j', 'k', 'l' and ';' with the right hand)) to type most words and that the left hand (since most people are right-handed the left hand is weaker) is overused and the right underused.
 
Random fact: My English teacher is irritating.
 
McLaren'sAngel
Hiya! :D :O :lo: Meow! (='.'=)

A quick question! :O What kind of food do you eat throughout the day? :odd: Do you take any Whey Protein or something also? :odd:

Random Fact!

I eat about 4-5 times a day! :O
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Yep I do indeed take whey protein, weight gainer, and creatine.


On a week day I eat eggs beans toast and sausage for breakfast. Then for brunch I have a bacon roll. Then at lunch time I'll either have some kind of Subway sandwich that we call bread rolls over here or pie and mash. Then when I get home I have my mothers home cooking which is usually some meat vegetables and potatoes or rice. I then have a pizza and then a bit later 4 slices of whole meal bread and that will be me done for the day. Oh and I take the weight gainer when I wake up and a hour before I go to sleep. The creatine when I wake up and then when I come home and before I go to sleep and the whey protein for lunch.

On my days off my diet is pretty much very similiar to that except taht all the foods instead will be chicken except for my breakfast and what my mum cooks.I still eat a load of bread with the chicken though.

If im really dedicated to my diet I can put on 3kgs about every 3 weeks to a month. However for some reason after the 1st months bulk the weight gain will start to decrease so I stop bulking and eat normally in which I will probably lose about a third to half the weight I have put on in about two weeks which will take my body fat levels down again. This way I can make sure that im not just getting fat instead of putting on muscle.

BB can be an expensive and time consuming hobby.
 
Here's some cat-based puns because I have nothing on hoovers.


# A cat found a mysterious sweater, but the mystery was soon unravelled.
# He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.
# Our cat sleeps on a down pillow. We've always had a soft spot for her.
# Outfielders are always shouting some catch phrase.
# It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
# How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
# A cathedral was damaged by weapons of mass destruction.
# To purchase a cat, find a pet store with a fee line.
# Cats are often the victims of fur-ball abuse.
# If a clock maker owns a cat it will probably have tics.
# A cat that swallowed a ball of wool had mittens.
# Tailors needle little something to catch the thread of a conversation.
# When the branding iron was invented, cattle were very impressed.
# Our cat is finally house broken, litterly.
# If cats could read they would paws after each claws.
# The city pound keeps a cat-a-logue of strays.
# For many people, cats are the purrfect pet that they like to paws with after a busy day.
# You won't often catch loggers or farmers going against the grain.
# A cat ate some cheese, and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
 
ultrabeat
Here's some cat-based puns because I have nothing on hoovers.


# A cat found a mysterious sweater, but the mystery was soon unravelled.
# He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.
# Our cat sleeps on a down pillow. We've always had a soft spot for her.
# Outfielders are always shouting some catch phrase.
# It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
# How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
# A cathedral was damaged by weapons of mass destruction.
# To purchase a cat, find a pet store with a fee line.
# Cats are often the victims of fur-ball abuse.
# If a clock maker owns a cat it will probably have tics.
# A cat that swallowed a ball of wool had mittens.
# Tailors needle little something to catch the thread of a conversation.
# When the branding iron was invented, cattle were very impressed.
# Our cat is finally house broken, litterly.
# If cats could read they would paws after each claws.
# The city pound keeps a cat-a-logue of strays.
# For many people, cats are the purrfect pet that they like to paws with after a busy day.
# You won't often catch loggers or farmers going against the grain.
# A cat ate some cheese, and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
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Oh dear. :lol:
 
The unique rabbit one is great.
 
Okay, I dissapear for an hour or so and this is what happens.

Random fact: I've had 5 cups of tea in the last 2 hours, the kettles boling again.

Random fact 2: I'm all alone until later, Charlotte's over at her folks leaving me in charge of the pad.

Random fact 3: Right now I'm wondering how much localised and national English slang Americans know.
 
Your won't develop here??? I think you'll find that you'll develop anywhere, it's a matter of time not place and when your vioce goes deep and you start..... Oh you didn't mean {i}that[.i] kind of develop.
 
live4speed
Okay, I dissapear for an hour or so and this is what happens.

Random fact: I've had 5 cups of tea in the last 2 hours, the kettles boling again.

Random fact 2: I'm all alone until later, Charlotte's over at her folks leaving me in charge of the pad.

Random fact 3: Right now I'm wondering how much localised and national English slang Americans know.
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The ladies gone so click on the link from my sig sign up and theres a nice xxx section and once your done with that and waiting to recouperate read all about muscles and all the otehr stuff that might interest. GD UK adult forum (no not adult as in porn and sex and what not)
 
Hiya! :D :O :lol: Meow! (='.'=)

Young Warrior,

Are you trying to to get really bulky? :odd:

Random Fact!

I am a bit angry dissapointed right now since my mom accidently took my Nintendo DS to work today. She somehow thought it was her calculator.... :odd:
 
McLaren'sAngel
Hiya! :D :O :lol: Meow! (='.'=)

Young Warrior,

Are you trying to to get really bulky? :odd:

Random Fact!

I am a bit angry dissapointed right now since my mom accidently took my Nintendo DS to work today. She somehow thought it was her calculator.... :odd:
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LOL calculator DS.

I dont want to get really big just big enough that its noticeable as soon as I enter a room. Im just trying to get to that stage a.s.a.p.
 
McLaren'sAngel
Hiya! :D :O :lol: Meow! (='.'=)

Young Warrior,

Are you trying to to get really bulky? :odd:

Random Fact!

I am a bit angry dissapointed right now since my mom accidently took my Nintendo DS to work today. She somehow thought it was her calculator.... :odd:
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Well, there's not much of a difference really. :sly:











Just kidding. :D
 
McLaren'sAngel

I am a bit angry dissapointed right now since my mom accidently took my Nintendo DS to work today. She somehow thought it was her calculator.... :odd:
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Don't let the PSP fanboys catch wind of that :lol:
 
Young_Warrior
LOL calculator DS.

I dont want to get really big just big enough that its noticeable as soon as I enter a room. Im just trying to get to that stage a.s.a.p.
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Hiya! :D :O :lol: Meow! (='.'=)

Don't hurt yourself along the way! :scared: I have seen people at the gym who really overtrains and get hurt. Like this one guy last year who was doing the leg extension....he started screaming in pain when he torn his Quadricep(spelling) :scared:

Random Fact!

I am sitting here and waiting for my mom to bring back my Nintendo DS! :grumpy: I guess I will turn on my PS2 and play some Soul Calibur II! :O
 
Random fact: I envy mclarens angels with all her different games.

I dont really work my legs out as hard as my upper body I generally only do leg press and leg extensions which minimalises injuries but often when Im sleeping I will get a painful cramp in my leg which will have me tossing and turnin and making me want to shout. I think its the creatine.
 
Random Fact: I just got through writing my eighth poem
 
Random fact: I've just showered and shaved.
 
Two of the three "sh"s. One to go!
 
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