Random Facts about Yourself

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I'm going to a Chinese restaraunt in 45 minutes or so. A bunch of girls and 2 other guys I don't know...fun, fun, fun.

I guess it's better than staying here though, mum's going out so I'll be all on my lonesome if I don't go.
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Random fact: last time I went to a Chinese restaurant, I asked the waitress for a 69 and I got King Prawns with Ginger and Pineapple :grumpy:

 
Random fact: Theres a Chinese takeaway at the end of my street, they do very nice food.
 
Touring Mars
Random fact: last time I went to a Chinese restaurant, I asked the waitress for a 69 and I got King Prawns with Ginger and Pineapple :grumpy:

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Just be thankful she didn't serve you cream of Sum Yung Guy! :D

*Question - does Won Ton soup lie heavy on the stomach? :ouch:
 
I'm going to get Black & White 2 tomorrow!
 
There are about 15-20 Chinese Takaways/Resturants within a mile raduis of my house.
 
I once went to Henley (where my mate was living) and we went to the pub and got a bit 'merry'... as we staggered home, we went into this place and my mate ordered a small doner kebab. The little Chinese woman behind the counter said "Sorry, this is a chinese restaurant", at which point we noticed a distinct lack of kebab-related paraphenalia, some chinese menus, the obligatory fish tank (why do chinese take-aways always have a fish-tank??) - we felt pretty stupid. As we left, we noticed the place was actually called 'The Jade Garden', and didn't look anything like a kebab shop... it's still a mystery to this day...
 
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Thats classic!

Your jokes are terrible. But your drunken anecdotes are brilliant!
 
I ate chinese food once in my life. And that was a few months ago at the beach.
 
Hiya! :D :O :lol: Meow! (='.'=)

Some of you guys here have some dirty minds! :lol:

Random Fact!

I am playing around with my 1969 Camaro SS in GT4! American Muscle BABY! :O 👍
 
Random fact: I'm sipping a nice cup o' tea right now.
 
Random Fact- Over 90% of Brabus cars sold are black.
 
Taurine
Bahahahahahahahahahaha, I have a dirty mind :touble:
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Sick B****** :lol:

Random Fact: I once was sleeping and I was having trouble breathing
 
Touring Mars
I once went to Henley (where my mate was living) and we went to the pub and got a bit 'merry'... as we staggered home, we went into this place and my mate ordered a small doner kebab. The little Chinese woman behind the counter said "Sorry, this is a chinese restaurant", at which point we noticed a distinct lack of kebab-related paraphenalia, some chinese menus, the obligatory fish tank (why do chinese take-aways always have a fish-tank??) - we felt pretty stupid. As we left, we noticed the place was actually called 'The Jade Garden', and didn't look anything like a kebab shop... it's still a mystery to this day...
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Fish tanks draw little children in.

A bit like candy to a strangers car, I suppose.
 
I discovered Danny has ran out of space in his PM box so I can't reply to him!
 
Random fact: I watched Lord of war yesterday.
 
Random fact: Hannibal went past my school with all his elephants yesterday. I thought I was in north-eastern Mongolia.
 
Random fact: I made James a Birthday thread before Jack did.

James, do you realise that your post count is exactly 4000 + the age you turned today?
 
Jon.
Random fact: I made James a Birthday thread before Jack did.

James, do you realise that your post count is exactly 4000 + the age you turned today?
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Not now. :p
 
I prefer her skinnier, more annoying cousin Clurr Sweeney.
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