IIRC;
Sage: <something something> I'm Sage, what's your name?
Caller: It's definatly not Sage, what a stupid name. <something else?> And that black and white photography you have on exhibit in San Fierro, that **** sucks.
Sage: Hey, my black and white photographs really capture the existance of the essence.
Caller: But it's just you and your loser friends striking lethargic poses, with one person stabbing a dove and another person licking a colouring book. You could at least show some skin, douche.
Sage: Depression and angst are a lifestyle choice, my friend, and life is art. Do you know how cool I am because I smoke clove cigerettes? This is Radio X, and my lungs are bleeding.
<next song>
Lame question:
So what's the only vehicle in the game that has 5 wheels?