Something I've been doing a lot lately..

[Duke]

Please tell me that was a joke

Nope.

Better your own than someone else's...

If you don't see the problem with having unprotected sex with multiple people, then I'm beginning to wonder what's wrong with you.



I am in a position to criticise this as some friends of me already have been hurt. A friend of mine has been raped earlier this year because so was too drunk to give any resistance. I don't need to be beaten up by 3 drunken guys just to be able to criticise the exaggorrated use of alcohol used by youngsters these days.



And most of these people don't know how to control themselves. How are you going to control yourself when you're drunk? The main problem I'm having with this period are the drinking habits of youngsters. I've learned to rather enjoy a good, cold beer, rather than drinking it just to get drunk. I wish others around here would think this way as well. They couldn't be bothered for the quality of the beer they're drinking, for them Carlsberg and Heineken is the best beer in the world. I think this tells enough with they know about beer quality No, what I'm having a problem with is that I can't go somewhere to enjoy a beer because everyone keeps complaining that I don't get drunk.

Invisible (but massive) + rep for this post. 👍

 

[eiriksmil]

You did probably miss out on a lot of fun though. Or maybe not, who knows.

No, what I'm having a problem with is that I can't go somewhere to enjoy a beer because everyone keeps complaining that I don't get drunk.

All about the time and the place. Hit me up the next time you're in Oslo, I'll buy you a good cold beer at Aker Brygge..

Oh yeah, and unprotective sex sucks big time, not for me..

 

[Casio]

Eating or drinking as many raw eggs as possible, drinking 3L of milk as fast as possible, eating 2L of icecream in 45 minutes, having sex with as many as possible in a month, getting drunk in a tree and stay in it all night, measurring penis lenghts of people all over school, telling porn stories in the middle of class, and much more stupid stuff.

Sounds like my kind of place. Sign me up.

 

[boiltheocean]

Oh yeah, and unprotective sex sucks big time, not for me..

You are aware this song is a lie...

... and this song may be a wake-up call.

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[Picc84]

Apparently not. Because if all I had to do was paint a bus and wear a sweater to get laid in the woods, buddy, I'd paint that bus and I'd wear that sweater.

Also that Kamikaze bus is pretty sweet. There's no JDM bias in that statement at all.

JDM...buss?

 

[mafia_boy]

Let's just say that most of our parents probably got up to a lot worse in the sixties.

Quoted for truth. Us = Beer. Parents = LSD. I think the parents win.

Sounds like my kind of place. Sign me up.

Aussie group roadtrip?? 💡

 

[Vasco]

Aussie group roadtrip?? 💡

Sounds like a sweet idea

 

[mafia_boy]

KLM have a deal going at the moment. Sydney to Oslo return......under $2300AUD inc. tax. 👍

Too bad these prices jack right up after June 1 (damn on-season times!!) so if you go during the Norwegian summer, prepare to pay nearly double that Aussies.

Are these buses done all year around eiriksmil??

*added bit* Just re-read first post saying only 3wks a year......any chance we can extend that??

 

[Dead_Poetic]

While that does sound like fun, I'll stick to my goals in life, and not quit college to go on week long tours on buses to get dirty sluts to have sex with me. I find smart, pretty, sexy, clean college girls instead.

EDIT: Did I mention that the sex I have is usually on a nice comfy bed, or couch, or futon.

 

[BlackedoutRX7LM]

Quoted for truth. Us = Beer. Parents = LSD. I think the parents win.



Aussie group roadtrip?? 💡

Beer is a lot more harmful for your body than LSD

I am so disgruntled with all these kids that think it's cool to get wasted off a few shots of Jager and drink Busch light then go off and destroy other people's property. These frat guys think they are the **** and it's embarrassing that they represent the campus. Even worse is even though the vast majority of their time is spent drinking, they still can't hold their liquor, act like idiots, and lose basic motor skills so quickly that a game of beer pong becomes a slaughter.

 

[mafia_boy]

Beer is a lot more harmful for your body than LSD

Are you serious!? From personal experience I can say that LSD is worse than alcohol and I'll explain why.

LSD can cause a lot more psychotropic effects than alcohol ever could, and is responsible for many people being in the loony bin for having 'bad trips' while on it. Not to mention that any trip you buy on the street isn't specifically measured, so you could take 1 trip and be fine, the next one might be 10 times more concentrated and that's what causes the bad trip and hello loony bin. And unless you cut it up (if it's on sheets, microdots are nearly impossible to split correctly), it's a case of 1 trip, 1 dose.

Yes, alcohol can be as bad when it's taken excessively. From dying of alcohol poisoning (Bon Scott of AC/DC springs to mind) to the aggressiveness it brings out in certain people, it has it's own problems but that's from excessive use. You don't see people who have had 1 or 2 beers having the troubles, it's the ones who have 20 schooners (or pints) in one sitting or drunk a whole bottle of Jack Daniels straight.

But I drink Bacardi 151 (75.5% alcohol) and have no adverse effects off it because I know how much to drink of it due to it's strength. Plus, alcohol tells you how strong it is from the percentage/proof levels of the alcohol, so it then becomes a case of user choice, which is not the case with LSD.

But just to illustrate how bad alcohol can be, I gave a bottle of 151 to a mate for Christmas one year.....his mate thought it was normal Bacardi Superior (don't know how, they're different colours!), proceeded to drink 2/3 of the bottle and went haywire for 3 days!! Ended up in jail and everything.

 

[Omnis]

How could anyone drink an overproof rum straight up? That's a sin.

 

[mafia_boy]

Believe me Omnis, my mate & I wanted to do some seriously bad things to this person but karma got him, he ended up in lockup.

As for me, it's 151 mixed with Coke (and sometimes lime!). So smooth and tasty, well worth the extra $$$ to buy it, it lasts more than twice as long as the normal stuff. 👍

 

[Casio]

Aussie group roadtrip?? 💡

Sounds like a sweet idea

I'll head to Sydney a couple of this year like I usually do. I'll drop you fellas a line.

 

[mafia_boy]

I hope it's before the end of June because I won't be in Sydney after that, I'll be beach bumming it up on the Sunshine Coast.

But hey, the new house will be still open for any GTP'er who's on holiday, always has and always will. 👍

 

[Casio]

Thats fine. Ill be up there once this year too. We'll just replace vasco with small fryz