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(Just for fun) What is the best tuner?

  • Mopar

    Votes: 7 13.0%

  • Amuse

    Votes: 15 27.8%

  • Spoon

    Votes: 8 14.8%

  • RUF

    Votes: 10 18.5%

  • Nismo

    Votes: 22 40.7%

  • Other

    Votes: 16 29.6%
  • Total voters
    54
MOPARbarrett5
That was the joke.... I messed up typing 1 word I blame it on where I live
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People politely let you know you're spelling a word incorrectly - you respond with a snarky and sarcastic post intentionally ignoring the rules?

Genius. 👍
 
Jokes are not the problem - lazy grammar is. Please also use the edit button if you're the last one who posted.
Now lets stay on topic. 👍
 
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Bored of your Skyline? Need a new one? Then just complain incessantly and you will receive a Slow, understeering DLC R35 GTR that resembles a real life race car, but handles like a Red Bull X2010 on Comfort Hards.

Enjoy your stay :D

*Suicide help kit sold separately.
 
ElementRacer
Are you a fan of repetition? Do you like Nissans? Then have we got the game for you! Gran Turismo 5, The Real Driving Simulator, where in excess of 50 Skylines reside inside.
Bored of your Skyline? Need a new one? Then just complain incessantly and you will receive a Slow, understeering DLC R35 GTR that resembles a real life race car, but handles like a Red Bull X2010 on Comfort Hards.

Enjoy your stay :D

*Suicide help kit sold separately.
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Now that's actually funny.
 
"Feel like the RedBull challenge isn't up to your level? Want a more depressing and mind-numbing challenge? Then pop-on over to GTPlanet...

As a new member - you'll find a vast array of members, willing to correct your every mistake. And even though your posts are menially incorrect, they'll still persist on correcting you! So...you feeling lucky...Punk? Then make your 1st post...if you dare."

^Joke. So please, spare me the whining.
 
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Perfect example of gtplanet. If someone makes any mistake it gets critiqued so bad it makes the whole thread off topic (example this thread)
 
MOPARbarrett5
Perfect example of gtplanet. If someone makes any mistake it gets critiqued so bad it makes the whole thread off topic (example this thread)
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Can I just point out (for my own sake), that this isn't what I'm saying. My joke referred to perhaps 5% of the members of GTP. And if I had something against this forum (:lol:), I wouldn't have accumulated nearly 3000-posts here. :)
 
Well good anyway.......
Do you ever get tired of racing all of the many well made tracks in GT5? Well create your own! There may only be about a 1% chance you make the track the way you want it but go ahead try your luck. So come on down to the course maker today!
 
If you love the variety of cars in GT5 then you will love the roughly 10% gain of cars in GT6!
 
Time to raise the bar.

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Okay whatever but once you watch the commercials you will get the joke (but some things in my first post were from Chuck Norris. He has youtube videos too)
 
MOPARbarrett5
Okay whatever but once you watch the commercials you will get the joke (but some things in my first post were from Chuck Norris. He has youtube videos too)
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I've seen the commercials. You're not getting the point.

I get the joke, even though yours isn't even funny. But what you're posting has NOTHING to do with GT5. It has to do with MOPAR.

THIS THREAD, WHICH YOU MADE, IS NOT FOR MOPAR.

Everybody else here has posted things which are GT5 related and very good examples. Yet you continue to say stupid things about Mopar. You're making off topic posts in your own thread, which boggles my mind.

And don't say "Yeah well whatever but look up the ad on YouTube" to me, because that has NOTHING to do with what me, Simon, and Xam- I mean Guardian are trying to tell you. Listen to us hard and then hopefully you'll see what we're trying to tell you.
 
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Okay I'll do more non Mopar ads

The Most Interesting Track In The World
Nurburgring has more curves than any supermodel
More letters in its name than most Americans can spell (Daytona is our biggest word)
It has been in every racing game that was good (Not in NASCAR games)
Its race is longer than anyone can watch at once
It was the reason DVR was invented
Nurburgring is The Most Interesting Track In The World

Now is that better I was trying to save this one for later but whatever. Hope you liked this one! :)
 
Have you ever wanted to have the thrill of being chased by cops and not get in any trouble? Well Need for Spe.... I mean GT5 is the game for you!
 
MOPARbarrett5
Okay I'll do more non Mopar ads

The Most Interesting Track In The World
Nurburgring has more curves than any supermodel
More letters in its name than most Americans can spell (Daytona is our biggest word)
It has been in every racing game that was good (Not in NASCAR games)
Its race is longer than anyone can watch at once
It was the reason DVR was invented
Nurburgring is The Most Interesting Track In The World

Now is that better I was trying to save this one for later but whatever. Hope you liked this one! :)
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Still doesn't really necessarily pertain to GT but whatever. I still don't think you're getting what we're saying but it's a step in the right direction so who am I to complain.

MOPARbarrett5
Have you ever wanted to have the thrill of being chased by cops and not get in any trouble? Well Need for Spe.... I mean GT5 is the game for you!
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Much better.
 
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Come on, Guardian...you know better than to slowchat chat in a thread and quit mini-modding. If you don't like what you see, move along.
 
Pupik
Come on, Guardian...you know better than to slowchat chat in a thread and quit mini-modding. If you don't like what you see, move along.
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Ooh, sorry that I don't want a fellow member to get into bother due to double-posting. :rolleyes:

And care to explain what "slowchat" chatting is?

Flippin' eck...
 
MOPARbarrett5
The Most Interesting Track In The World - Wrong - Its called Bathurst
Nurburgring has more curves than any supermodel - Kim Kardashian would beg to differ.
More letters in its name than most Americans can spell (Daytona is our biggest word) - Wrong, how about Indianapolis
It has been in every racing game that was good (Not in NASCAR games) It wasnt in Race Driver GRID
Its race is longer than anyone can watch at once - 3 Mates, beer and Pizza. nuff said.
It was the reason DVR was invented - Wrong - Its Called The secret diary of a call girl
Nurburgring is The Most Interesting Track In The World - -.-
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Seen mah breddah?
 
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Its like its a long lost relative of Mr. Eminembeastfan :D

Back OT.

Are you BAD at making choices?

Do hard decisions give you a HEADACHE?

Wouldn't you like for a decision to be EASY for once?!

Then come buy some rims from GT AUTO!!!!!!

Back a few years ago, we had TONS of rims. We even had a "daily special" selection in case you wanted a cheap bargain. But people had WAY too much trouble finding just one set of rims that looked good. So we DOWNSIZED!!!!

Now, you don't have to worry which rims look better on your car, because chances are that we haven't got 'em!

It takes the HASSLE out of the choice!


Bob here always had too much trouble at the old rim shops.

Bob: "Yeah, I could never decide which rims looked good on my car! It was all so hard to choose! I didn't know what to do and got scared so I just ended up leaving."

Hahaha. WELL Bob. We've got some good news for you! Look!

3 rims! All the same design of Rays, but in DIFFERENT COLORS!!! Now you only have to worry about the color!

Bob: "WOWWW! It'll be SO much easier to choose now! Goodbye days of long hours trying to decide. Now it'll only take a couple of hours of endlessly changing the colors to find a good match instead! How much simpler! THANKS GT AUTO!!!"

It worked for Bob! It'll work for you too!

Plus, you can now use all that spare time to watch a man drink your car's oil and then projectile-vomit new oil into your car! How thoughtful we are!

Hurry in to GT Auto for a pathetic selection of rims today!

(Sung)"GT Auto! Your home for happiness!"

(By the way, we've got a great idea for GT6. Color won't even be a choice! You'll have new rims on your car so fast that it'll be crazy.)
 
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