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(Just for fun) What is the best tuner?

  • Mopar

    Votes: 7 13.0%
  • Amuse

    Votes: 15 27.8%
  • Spoon

    Votes: 8 14.8%
  • RUF

    Votes: 10 18.5%
  • Nismo

    Votes: 22 40.7%
  • Other

    Votes: 16 29.6%

  • Total voters
    54
Have you ever wanted to go so fast your car has no control what so ever? Me neither. Well now you can't with the new ban on hybrids.


(I predict next post will be something along the lines of hybrids are good for the environment don't ban them)
 
Have you ever wanted to go so fast your car has no control what so ever? Me neither. Well now you can't with the new ban on hybrids.


(I predict next post will be something along the lines of hybrids are good for the environment don't ban them)

Actually, hybrids are bad for the environment... :sly:
 
The creation of certain hybrids has been detrimental, the driving of them has not. Sorry to drag this thread even more off topic everyone. :)
 
Here is a thinker- is a hybrid electric vehicle bad for the environment?

Yes. The production methods used do much more damage to the environment than normal cars. To offset this the car would need to be driven longer than its life expectancy.
 
back on topic-
Have you ever played a game where it is well not anywhere close to what you expected it to be? That is alot of games but GT5 gets in the record books for biggest improvement. Origionally it was considered to be the greatest racing game ever by its developers. When it came out it was the most overrated racing game ever. Now through countless updates, DLCs, hacking and banning of hacking it IS the best racing game ever! (believe that and i'll tell you another :))
 
Do you dislike online? Are you just sick and tired of the whole aspect? Then here's the solution!:

Create a hybrid!
In doing so, you'll effectively get banned from the online feature of GT5 completely!

[side effects may include other legit members PTSL at you]
 
Do you dislike online? Are you just sick and tired of the whole aspect? Then here's the solution!:

Create a hybrid!
In doing so, you'll effectively get banned from the online feature of GT5 completely!

[side effects may include other legit members PTSL at you]
Awesome one right there Guard.
 
"Picture yourself...sitting at the wheel of a 4.7 liter Italian supercar, gripping the soft, Italian leather. Streching out before you is a long, winding road of warm, supremely crafted asphalt...

Behind you, your friends - in their growling machines - are revving their engines in impatience; breathing down your neck, as you await the countdown...

It arrives(!)
You brace yourself, your mind racing as you plan your tactics. The timer starts(!)
3!...2!...1!....

*Disconnected from lobby server*

~GT5~"
 
"Picture yourself...sitting at the wheel of a 4.7 liter Italian supercar, gripping the soft, Italian leather. Streching out before you is a long, winding road of warm, supremely crafted asphalt...

Behind you, your friends - in their growling machines - are revving their engines in impatience; breathing down your neck, as you await the countdown...

It arrives(!)
You brace yourself, your mind racing as you plan your tactics. The timer starts(!)
3!...2!...1!....

*Disconnected from lobby server*

~GT5~"
I immediately go next door with my nearest bludgeoning weapon, preferably a bat or a crowbar.
 
Ever get bored of racing a-spec races, do you feel like you need a new lease of life injected into the game? Well how about if I told you, that you can watch a terrible A.I driver earn money for you!

That's right for the cost of nothing(but your enjoyment levels*) you can now watch as one of your six drivers complete their own race career as they drive the extremely dreary k-cars for eight, yes eight laps around Autumn ring, or in their superGT race machines following the racing line and not overtaking when the chance is there for any driver to take a dive.

What are you waiting for!

*with the exception of the historical race on Cote d'azur, where your life will be the cost.
 
Always new events (if you consider "new" an event that has already been in the game but with a pp limit added on). Alot of cars (700 of which are not new to the game) and very realistic racing (Excluding hacking phase of game).
GT5 the real (and still somehow best) racing simulation.
 
(My view has changed a little since GT6 release date came out) Do you want a game that is about to be obsolete? Not played online soon and overall remembered as the 5th best game in its series (but still top 10 racing game ever)? Then Gran Turismo 5 is the game for you!!!!!
 
(My view has changed a little since GT6 release date came out) Do you want a game that is about to be obsolete? Not played online soon and overall remembered as the 5th best game in its series (but still top 10 racing game ever)? Then Gran Turismo 5 is the game for you!!!!!

There is NO release date. It was taken back. I don't see how NewEgg would've known that anyways.

Also, I don't get your post. Even if GT6 came out, that wouldn't make GT5 obsolete. If it comes out on the PS4, what about all those people who keep their PS3? It won't be obsolete for them.
 
It looks like GT6 will come out late this year on PS3 and maybe later on PS4 (My GT6 spoof ads thread will come out when GT6 does......)
 
Ha ha very funny simon, does that help you some. To get back on topic: Have you ever wanted to test your luck? Try new things (maybe)? Well enter a room with no title online! It could be anything from 250 pp to hack cars, clean with no aides to dirty with no rules and everything in between, Join one now!
 
Ha ha very funny simon, does that help you some. To get back on topic: Have you ever wanted to test your luck? Try new things (maybe)? Well enter a room with no title online! It could be anything from 250 pp to hack cars, clean with no aides to dirty with no rules and everything in between, Join one now!

Or, I could go to Google and press "I'm feeling lucky"..
 
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