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(Just for fun) What is the best tuner?

  • Mopar

    Votes: 7 13.0%

  • Amuse

    Votes: 15 27.8%

  • Spoon

    Votes: 8 14.8%

  • RUF

    Votes: 10 18.5%

  • Nismo

    Votes: 22 40.7%

  • Other

    Votes: 16 29.6%
  • Total voters
    54
Where do I view GTplanet user points...? I want to see how many I have in comparison to you guys.
 
Guardian
So we don't get Ferraris, or Lamborghinis, Maseratis, Bugattis, Corvettes, Vipers, DB9s, Zondas or R8s in GT5? And instead all we get are economy boxes?

Damn, I must've been playing something different for the past two years.

Mind = Blown.
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I guess my Pink LFA is a ridiculously expensive 63hp kei car then. I've been playing the wrong game since March!?!???!111!!!11

Or we're in some sort of matrix??

Gran Turismo 5 - The real Matrix driving simulator.
 
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MOPARbarrett5
Whoa, whoa no vipers then how do you explain mopar?
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Mopar was not based on the Viper and actually doesn't have way too much to do with it. It's more of an SRT thing than Mopar, with a few exceptions.
 
MOPARbarrett5
Mopar is the viper like GT is realistic
(Interperate that however you want....)
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Mopar is more Charger/Challenger/Performance Parts, Viper is more SRT/SuperSports car, maybe with some roots with Mopar but it's more of an SRT car than a Mopar car. There was one Mopar Viper ACR made but otherwise it's more of a normal Dodge SRT car.
 
Yes now back on subject (kind of)
Wouldn't it be great if this thread had some type of mascot or creative person? Well, that will never happen so here is the closest thing to that: Beavis and Butthead (hope I don't get sued!)
Butthead- Hey Beavis look it says detachable top on this car
Beavis- Hmm yea it does he he he he
Butthead- Im gonna take it off
Beavis- Boin ion ion iong
Butthead- Wheres the girl
Both- $#!^

Thats the best I got post more Beavis and Butthead spoof ads if you like this 1
 
sparkytooth
Alright guys I'll stop the irrelevancy with Charizard jeez.... It's just that I'm so bored I can't think of a better league related ad.....

I see nothing wrong as I reffered to GT5 in the way of advertising a league (spoofing a game ad).
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Beavis and Butthead is the new (yet still old like pokemon) Charizard
The Great Cornholio should be a pokemon
 
What, Beavis and Butthead always did spoof ads so this makes sense (ignore that Beavis and Butthead got discontinued..... twice)
Got a new car you want to break in but know you don't have the time to drive only 150 mph? Well go to route x and drive in an almost 20 mile oval for an hour fun times!
Better....
 
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MOPARbarrett5
Yes now back on subject (kind of)
Wouldn't it be great if this thread had some type of mascot or creative person? Well, that will never happen so here is the closest thing to that: Beavis and Butthead (hope I don't get sued!)
Butthead- Hey Beavis look it says detachable top on this car
Beavis- Hmm yea it does he he he he
Butthead- Im gonna take it off
Beavis- Boin ion ion iong
Butthead- Wheres the girl
Both- $#!^

Thats the best I got post more Beavis and Butthead spoof ads if you like this 1
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My God, if you start doing Beavis and Butthead ads in this thread then I'm leaving. You seem to not know what "back on topic" means.

Flying Kiwi
*picture*
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Haha wow..
 
I could just do a Beavis and Butthead spoof of you saying but.... but I won't
Got an old car that is losing horsepower but don't have the money to buy a new 1 but still have the time to re break it in? Well, use a car restoration cupon on it and it will be as good as stock. (ultimantly you will still have to spend more $ then the car is worth to re modify it)
 
Meh. Here's my advertisement.

"Have you ever gone to a body shop and felt over-whelmed by the sheer selection of custom rims? No? Yes?

No matter your answer we have the perfect place for you! GT AUTO!! The only place that you can find half the selection of rims for double the price! That's right folks, no longer do you need to feel overwhelmed because now you can just choose one you like from our ridiculously underwhelming selection, and pay a simple fee of 250cr, and get back to chasing that rabbit!

Be cheap, be restrictive, be GT Auto!!

Note: New or long time customers are only eligible for a purchase of one set of rims at a time, GT Auto may also take a while to respond to customer requests. Harsh restrictions may also apply.

This advertisement has been paid in part by GT Auto™, Polyphony Digital Auto Service of GranTurismo™, & the Cheaply Made Auto Parts Association™."
 
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The crushed cars in that pic are a Tesla and a Prius.

A RL crash is never a good thing, but in this case it's hard to feel bad about the cars themselves.
 
That Touareg doesn't even look like it's crashed. It looks like it's just casually driving over the wreckage. :lol:
 
I doubt that, VW vs Jeep in offroading (or going over cars) most people want the Jeep all if it is Mopar Modified.
 
MOPAR - bit of friendly advice:

It's all fine and well defending 'your team' or favourite manufacturer; but you're doing it in a very childish manner. Nobody is mocking MOPAR, nor should you be claiming it as some sort of 'world beater'. ;)
 
Guardian
MOPAR - bit of friendly advice:

It's all fine and well defending 'your team' or favourite manufacturer; but you're doing it in a very childish manner. Nobody is mocking MOPAR, nor should you be claiming it as some sort of 'world beater'. ;)
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I'm not saying world beater I'm saying Jeep is better than Volkswagen offroad. Anyway back on subject-
Happy 15th birthday Gran Turismo! Hope GT6 has all the "great" things GT5 did and more. (Please not let the more be the KTM and Sliverstone only)
You present is my presence (and that ive spend hundreds of dollars on GT) Hope for another exiting 15 years to come!
 
MOPARbarrett5
I'm not saying world beater I'm saying Jeep is better than Volkswagen offroad. Anyway back on subject-
Happy 15th birthday Gran Turismo! Hope GT6 has all the "great" things GT5 did and more. (Please not let the more be the KTM and Sliverstone only)
You present is my presence (and that ive spend hundreds of dollars on GT) Hope for another exiting 15 years to come!
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Other than the Rally Raid Touareg, since when was Volkswagen any sort of threat offroad?

Put a Jeep up against a Range Rover and I think the result might surprise you, no matter how much Mopar has done to the engine.
 
KinLM
Other than the Rally Raid Touareg, since when was Volkswagen any sort of threat offroad?

Put a Jeep up against a Range Rover and I think the result might surprise you, no matter how much Mopar has done to the engine.
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Mopar still exists???

Mopar - Time traveler.
 
Been around for 76 years..... straight (sponsors NHRA race every year, Rally trucks etc)
GT been around for 15 years not as straight (5 games multiple prologues etc)
Mopar- The real racing (no simulation needed)
 

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